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Round of Golf

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  • 06-02-2009 4:01am
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    byrner88
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    Paddy and his friend Seamus were half way through a round of golf when a golf ball arrives out of nowhere and strikes Paddy on the back of his head.
    "Ouch." Paddy cries out, rubbing the back of his head.
    Almost immediately, John arrives to apologise. But Paddy is having none of it.

    "You call yourself a golfer?" yells Paddy. "If I had my way, I’d ban you from every Irish golf club. Do you see what you’ve done to me? My head is bleeding.

    I’m going to call my solicitor as soon as I get to the clubhouse. I’ll sue you for €5,000."
    "But … but," says John, "didn’t you hear me? I shouted FOUR."
    "OK," says Paddy, "I’ll take it."


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