Idiots making noise outside your house during the night.

Red Sleeping Beauty · 07-02-2009 3:42am #1

I'm just back from the local pub.I'd a nice night , there's been at least 3 groups of cunts who have been making nice walking/running/jumping/aruging up and down my road.

What do you do with these people ? The next group of spas that make noise out there , I'm tempted to go out and give them a piece of my mind and take a hiding for it

Sharpshooter · 07-02-2009 3:45am

Put on some music, and chill.

Feelgood · 07-02-2009 3:47am

Just walk out to them in your boxers and invite them in

Wont be long shifting them.

Kiera · 07-02-2009 3:47am

Oh so you had your fun and now the whole country has to shut up cause you want to sleep?

corkhero · 07-02-2009 3:49am

Fella living next door to me has been singing extremelly loudly for the last 2 hours.

normal friday night antics.

Senna · 07-02-2009 3:49am

get a nice house out in the country with only the sheep for company;)

khmk · 07-02-2009 3:50am

Feelgood wrote: »

Just walk out to them in your boxers and invite them in

Wont be long shifting them.

this is true and substitute walk for Shakira dance and boxers for nip and scatter is the most likely word you'll hear.

Feelgood · 07-02-2009 3:51am

Senna wrote: »

with only the sheep for company;)

You'd know all about that alright my man

Red Sleeping Beauty · 07-02-2009 5:43am

Kiera wrote: »

Oh so you had your fun and now the whole country has to shut up cause you want to sleep?

Kiera wins teh thanks post of the late night

I don't mean neighbours , I mean drunken teenagers on the way home from drinking in the park.

I could put on headphones but then I wouldn't know when they're smashing my windows/car windows/breaking in to my hours/car/ breaking into other cars,houses or causing other anarchy I don't agree with therefore I don't know when to go kick ass.

Walking out bare assed is a good option - I'll have a look in to that one , cheers for the suggestion

Zebra3 · 07-02-2009 6:31am

Nail your missus.

Should have you in a deep sleep soon enough.

Red Sleeping Beauty · 07-02-2009 6:31am

Zebra3 wrote: »

Nail your missus.

Should have you in a deep sleep soon enough.

Can I nail yours instead ?

holly1 · 07-02-2009 7:07am

Are they still there,if they are they must have no feeling left caus its wicked cold out there.

Red Sleeping Beauty · 07-02-2009 7:12am

We're talking about teenagers knacker drinking here - their limits know no bounds. Even for climate or health purposes.
They were just passing through but I've seen all sorts at all hours in the morning.

Has anyone any stories?

minidazzler · 07-02-2009 8:13am

alan dunne 27 wrote: »

We're talking about teenagers knacker drinking here - their limits know no bounds. Even for climate or health purposes.
They were just passing through but I've seen all sorts at all hours in the morning.

Has anyone any stories?

In fairness, you were on boards, don't even lie, you were not trying to sleep!!!

davyjose · 07-02-2009 8:52am

Just home at 20 to 3 in the morning?

Are you sure there wasn't FOUR groups of cnuts making noise?

phasers · 07-02-2009 10:10am

There's not much at night, though at 5PM every day loads of cars park outside my house waiting for their friends to get out of rehab.

Once, I found a homeless guy asleep in my porch. I told him through the door that he could stay there but he'd better be gone by 9AM

Kiera · 07-02-2009 11:46am

alan dunne 27 wrote: »

Kiera wins teh thanks post of the late night

I don't mean neighbours , I mean drunken teenagers on the way home from drinking in the park.

I could put on headphones but then I wouldn't know when they're smashing my windows/car windows/breaking in to my hours/car/ breaking into other cars,houses or causing other anarchy I don't agree with therefore I don't know when to go kick ass.

Walking out bare assed is a good option - I'll have a look in to that one , cheers for the suggestion

Haha this just gets better. Paranoid much, Alan?

Quazzie · 07-02-2009 11:54am

alan dunne 27 wrote: »

Kiera wins teh thanks post of the late night

I don't mean neighbours , I mean drunken teenagers on the way home from drinking in the park.

I could put on headphones but then I wouldn't know when they're smashing my windows/car windows/breaking in to my hours/car/ breaking into other cars,houses or causing other anarchy I don't agree with therefore I don't know when to go kick ass.

Walking out bare assed is a good option - I'll have a look in to that one , cheers for the suggestion

I think you need the Citizen

experiMental · 07-02-2009 12:34pm

Ahahahha bare assed walkout, especially if there are drunken teenagers around. I should try that.

Its become less of a problem in my area, as I've seen some of the people who do drunken parties do the night shift in the place where I work. :O

MIN2511 · 07-02-2009 12:39pm

It's recession get used to this, there would be more where this came from....
People will party on the streets, because they can.... It's cheaper!

I paid €4.50 for a can of redbull last night-i pint of bulmers would have cost me the same!

omb0wyn5ehpij9 · 07-02-2009 12:43pm

I bet you used to do the exact same thing when you were a teenager

DarkJager · 07-02-2009 12:47pm

Crack open the windows and turn this up full blast

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qotei1ky4mw

yoshytoshy · 07-02-2009 1:03pm

OP at least you don't have mates like mine ,knock at the door at 5am and make strange sounds if I tell them to get lost.

experiMental · 07-02-2009 4:36pm

yoshytoshy wrote: »

OP at least you don't have mates like mine ,knock at the door at 5am and make strange sounds if I tell them to get lost.

Oh yes, sometime after midnight in my street. A drunken lad knocks on the door with his fist. Then he asks "Where's da dooooooooooor!?"

Marvellous.

Big Knox · 07-02-2009 4:51pm

alan dunne 27 wrote: »

Has anyone any stories?

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RxQueen · 07-02-2009 4:54pm

wish i had neighbours.
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or friends

count yo'self lucky OP :pac:!

yoshytoshy · 07-02-2009 5:00pm

experiMental wrote: »

Oh yes, sometime after midnight in my street. A drunken lad knocks on the door with his fist. Then he asks "Where's da dooooooooooor!?"

Marvellous.

I've a better one ,while walking home one night from town. We spotted lights on in a house along the north circular road ,so we said we'd knock on the door for the craic.
Bloke answers half asleep and we start asking for people by their name.We told him we were at a party in the house a few weeks back ,as it looked like one of those rented out houses.
The chap then invites us in to the living room ,gives us all a bottle of beer each and we start talking.
Then about a half hour later ,his bird walks into the room. Well if anyone wanted to know what the term WTF looks like ,she had it written all over her face.
Yer man got a bollickin:pac:
We got more beer on the way out :P

Valmont · 07-02-2009 5:16pm

Quazzie2002 wrote: »

I think you need the Citizen

I don't feel safe on here since our Dark Crusader was banned.

WoollyRedHat · 07-02-2009 5:28pm

Pretend to be a ghost. Get a white sheet, make some eyeholes and make a few scary noises. It will either make them jump out of their skins, laugh, or make them try to attack you. Preferably do it where they can't reach you so.

GreeBo · 07-02-2009 5:44pm

Problem with all these ideas is these pricks know where you live and you dont know squat about them. They can therefore make your life hell. We had the doorbell treatment at all hours for a few months.
Then I caught one of them.

JIZZLORD · 07-02-2009 5:46pm

i'm glad i dont live across the road from the worst sti infected pub in galway any more.

i'm no longer kept awake by crowds of drunken girls singing the hills of donegal

Idiots making noise outside your house during the night.

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