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While driving to work....

beertons · 2009-02-07 11:56:49

...this morning, there was a woman beind me in a bmw doing 90mph while putting her eye liner on. I looked away, then looked again and she was half way over the white line. It scared me so much that I dropped my electric razor, which knocked the bacon roll out of the other hand. Trying to steer he car with my knees knocked…

07-02-2009 12:56PM

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...this morning, there was a woman beind me in a bmw doing 90mph while putting her eye liner on. I looked away, then looked again and she was half way over the white line. It scared me so much that I dropped my electric razor, which knocked the bacon roll out of the other hand. Trying to steer he car with my knees knocked the mobile phone from my ear which fell into the cofee between my legs, which splashed and burnt my balls, causing me to scream and drop the fag out of my mouth, which ruined my shirt.

Feckin' women drivers!

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