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BEST JOKE EVER!!!!

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  • 07-02-2009 5:05pm
    #1
    MaryKateValenti
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12 ✭


    ok reply and tell me what you think...


    why do gorillas have big fingers??

    TO FIT THEIR BIG NOSTIRLS

    hahahhahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ahahhahahahha llol


    LMAO

    hahahaa


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    #2
    li@mo
    Closed Accounts Posts: 349 ✭✭li@mo


    Thats brilliant...........Ha Ha Ha:D







    *SARCASM*:rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:


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    Podge2k7
    Registered Users Posts: 3,963 ✭✭✭Podge2k7


    ok?


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    #4
    Saibh
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,431 ✭✭✭✭Saibh


    Have you any more jokes like that you wish to share with us :rolleyes:


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    #5
    MaryKateValenti
    Closed Accounts Posts: 12 ✭MaryKateValenti


    what's black and white and SCREAMING?

    A NUN

    what's black and white and laughing?

    THE NUN THAT PUSHED HER


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    Naos
    Registered Users Posts: 4,738 ✭✭✭Naos


    I see your best worst jokes ever and raise you:

    Why did the elephant paint his balls red?

    So he could hide in the cherry tree.


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    [Deleted User]
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    Its like being in a room with my grandad:eek:


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    #8
    patmac
    Registered Users Posts: 7,575 ✭✭✭patmac


    I thought you had to be over 5 years old to join boards?


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    #9
    seanybiker
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,898 ✭✭✭✭seanybiker


    I was in Tesco and I saw a guy off Crimewatch who is wanted for several rapes. I tackled him to the ground and punched him unconscious. The police arrived and arrested me. Apparently they use actors on the show.


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    #10
    im_invisible
    Closed Accounts Posts: 375 ✭✭im_invisible


    that one got a laugh:)

    whats green and invisible?


    no cabbage


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    #11
    Endaaaagh
    Registered Users Posts: 638 ✭✭✭Endaaaagh


    What's red & smells like blue paint???
    Red Paint


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    #12
    Iwasfrozen
    Registered Users Posts: 16,250 ✭✭✭✭Iwasfrozen


    Dose nobody else notice the irony here ?
    Marykate pointed out in the title that this was the best joke ever, on the first line see then asks me for my opinion. :confused:


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    Dlite
    Registered Users Posts: 327 ✭✭Dlite


    An elderly man lay dying in his bed. While suffering
    the agonies of impending death, he suddenly smelled the aroma
    of his favourite scones wafting up the stairs.

    He gathered his remaining strength, and lifted himself
    from the bed. Leaning on the wall, he slowly made his way
    out of the bedroom, and with even greater effort, gripping the
    railing with both hands, he crawled downstairs.

    With laboured breath, he leaned against the
    door-frame, gazing into the kitchen. Were it not for death's
    agony, he would have thought himself already in heaven, for
    there, spread out upon the kitchen table were
    literally hundreds of his favourite scones.

    Was it heaven? Or was it one final act of love from his
    devoted Irish wife of sixty years, seeing to it that he left
    this world a happy man?

    Mustering one great final effort, he threw himself
    towards the table, landing on his knees in rumpled posture.
    His aged and withered hand trembled towards a scone at the
    edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked by his wife
    with a wooden spoon ......




    F**k off" she said, "they're for the funeral."


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