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The WORST TNG episodes

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  • 08-02-2009 9:55pm
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    Closed Accounts Posts: 6,093 ✭✭✭


    A thread to air your views on what you consider to be the worst Next Generation episodes ever. My nominations are:

    Encounter at Farpoint
    The Naked Now
    Code of Honour - about a violent planet populated by black people
    Lonely Among Us
    Angel One - about an idyllic planet populated by white people
    Up the Long Ladder
    Shades of Gray
    The Next Phase - the gaping plot hole ruins this episode.
    Rascals - how did Worf keep his job after this? A tiny group of Ferengi in two very old Klingon ships capture the Federation flagship in minutes.
    Birthright
    Dark Page
    Sub Rosa
    Masks
    Eye of the Beholder
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  • Registered Users Posts: 8,413 ✭✭✭cml387


    Whichever episode was the one that had Riker's father in it, where Riker dealt with his "issues".


  • Registered Users Posts: 8,488 ✭✭✭Goodshape


    First season has a few questionable ones alright (The Naked Now.. jesus christ) but most of them do have some comedy value at least. Awful stuff though, all the same.

    But Sub Rosa - no. There is no excuse for Sub Rosa. *shudder*


  • Registered Users Posts: 504 ✭✭✭Svalbard


    The general consensus is that season 1 sucked, but I watched a few episodes yesterday and, you know, they have their merits.
    The look and tone is a lot different to what followed. Several episodes were more dark and menacing. I think in later seasons TNG was in danger of making space seem like a warm, safe, fuzzy place. In the first series space is mysterious, big and scary.
    Examples would be the episodes Conspiracy, Skin of Evil and Datalore.
    Of course the dialogue was often atrocious.

    Picard: It will be good to have Counsellor Troi back, won't it Number One?.
    Riker: Yes (looks into middle distance) It will indeed.

    Hurts like a hangover.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,177 ✭✭✭nyarlothothep


    Yeah the entire season 1 was awful. Conspiracy was ok, "we seek peaceful co-existence!" gotta love that line. Skin of Evil was quite good too. The one where they go into the casino royale was particularly bad, hmmm yes, lets write a whole episode around the motif of fermats last thereom, then explain away all the plot holes with it, some things can never be resolved etc, fail.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,855 ✭✭✭Rawr


    Worst TNG?....damn....that's a tough one.

    Season 1 naturally comes to mind. Unfairly I might recon, since they were only just getting into the swing of things after a hiatus of a few decades and some movies.

    But there it is, Season 1 is on the whole, worse off episode-wise than most of the other seasons. The 'Code of Honour' blaxploitation episode comes to mind straight-out, as being generally horrible and, all-in-all, very cheap. The entire episode is nothing more than Stock-shots of the Enterprise, ship sets and TOS-era planet sets, more than likely retained from the 60's show.

    Season 1 is choc full of Wesley episodes too. The Naked Now makes the kid an 'acting' Ensign in a cringe-worthy ending scene.

    Picard: "Since you were so good at not getting us killed...after nearly getting us killed...I'm going to promote you ahead of all the Non-Comms on this ship...and you don't even need to wear the uniform!! See Riker...I am good with kids!"
    ========
    Regardless of season, just about every episode with any focus on Wesley is just awful, and Season One has too many of them.

    Where No One has Gone Before - Wesley learns that space is like music...and that he's Mozart.

    Justice - Wesley pisses off a race of Scandinavian semi-nudists and nearly gets killed by them...but unfortunately lives.

    When the Bough Breaks - Wesley and others get kidnapped by a race of Child-snatchers who want him to lead his All-American crew of selected kids, in hunger-strikes and other fun activities.

    Coming of Age - Wesley learns that it's better to be a jerk and pass his own god-d*mned exam.
    ==============
    (I should point out that Where No-One Has Gone Before, is actually one of my favs. I just don't like the whole Wesley being space-Mozart thing)

    However, the Game wasn't all that bad. Some nice scene-work with Wesley trying to outwit and escape the entire crew. Good stuff.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,461 ✭✭✭Niska


    Strange timing - I've just started rewatching TNG from episode 1 (thank you 20th Anniversary boxed set). Half way through season one, and there are a few cringe worthy ones there all right - but most have some merit.

    hands down, flat out worst. No redeeming features what so ever....

    When the bough breaks. A pack of annoying kids and Wesley is the least annoying one...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 9,082 ✭✭✭lostexpectation


    the one where the doc has he hologram romance? or was it some old style planet?


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,461 ✭✭✭Niska


    the one where the doc has he hologram romance? or was it some old style planet?

    Sub Rosa?

    http://memory-alpha.org/en/wiki/Sub_Rosa_(episode)

    That was very bad.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,855 ✭✭✭Rawr


    Niska wrote: »

    Ain't that for sure.

    Ach aie! Welcome to Scotch-World! Were everything you see is Scotch! Ach! Even the non-Scotch things are Scotch, like Scotch Alien Mayors, Scotch crazy ghosts and maybe even Scotch whiskey!

    It dunn're'a matter if your Scotch background has never been covered before or since, ach!, you kunne even bury your Scotch granny here if you wanna.
    All this and mer at Scotch-World!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,656 ✭✭✭norrie rugger


    Rawr wrote: »
    Ain't that for sure.

    Ach aie! Welcome to Scotch-World! Were everything you see is Scotch! Ach! Even the non-Scotch things are Scotch, like Scotch Alien Mayors, Scotch crazy ghosts and maybe even Scotch whiskey!

    It dunn're'a matter if your Scotch background has never been covered before or since, ach!, you kunne even bury your Scotch granny here if you wanna.
    All this and mer at Scotch-World!

    At least they dod not bother with more of Scotch-World

    Fairhaven anyone from Voyager.

    What was the one on the holodeck that had the ship making a thing (thing as it was never explained or seen again)


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  • Registered Users Posts: 6,905 ✭✭✭User45701


    sub rosa was very bad alright


  • Registered Users Posts: 867 ✭✭✭somuj



    What was the one on the holodeck that had the ship making a thing (thing as it was never explained or seen again)

    emergence

    The ship came alive and build a baby with more advanced tech in it than the enterprise itself.

    Very boring episode. " we ave to get to new vertiform city"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,656 ✭✭✭norrie rugger


    terrible episode to be honest

    Ship comes alive but not sentient, builds super lego design and then becomes the ship again


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,037 ✭✭✭TheIrishGrover


    At least they dod not bother with more of Scotch-World

    Fairhaven anyone from Voyager.

    What was the one on the holodeck that had the ship making a thing (thing as it was never explained or seen again)

    Oh God, those Bareshaven episodes? There'a a thread in AH asking if people find it offensive when programmes make fun of Irish stereotypes (Simpsons and Family guy were mentioned) The general consensus (and my own opinion too) was that nobody had a problem, you should be able to laugh at your own cliches etc (Plus, the episodes were bloody funny)

    But those bareshaven episodes I found very offensive. With every bejaysus and begorrah cliche going. If Paramount had made a similar episode with spear chucking black savages or "Meee so solly" bucktoothed Asians then the studio would have been Burned to the ground, and rightly so.
    .
    .
    .
    . anyway, that's my rant. As for the OP: Yeah, that Broken Bough episode really blew. :)


  • Registered Users Posts: 867 ✭✭✭somuj



    But those bareshaven episodes I found very offensive. With every bejaysus and begorrah cliche going. If Paramount had made a similar episode with spear chucking black savages or "Meee so solly" bucktoothed Asians then the studio would have been Burned to the ground, and rightly so.

    touche:D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,656 ✭✭✭norrie rugger


    But those bareshaven episodes I found very offensive. With every bejaysus and begorrah cliche going. If Paramount had made a similar episode with spear chucking black savages or "Meee so solly" bucktoothed Asians then the studio would have been Burned to the ground, and rightly so.
    .
    .
    .
    . anyway, that's my rant. As for the OP: Yeah, that Broken Bough episode really blew. :)


    Code of Honour lol


  • Registered Users Posts: 37,485 ✭✭✭✭Khannie


    Niska wrote: »

    That's the one that stuck out for me tbh. Jumped straight into my mind as soon as I saw the thread title. Having said that, I was working my way through season 7 recently, so that may be part of it.
    But those bareshaven episodes I found very offensive. With every bejaysus and begorrah cliche going. If Paramount had made a similar episode with spear chucking black savages or "Meee so solly" bucktoothed Asians then the studio would have been Burned to the ground, and rightly so.

    ROFL. So true.

    Totally agree on the Family Guy episode. Nearly pissed myself laughing at it. Simpsons one was just a bit sh*t and as such, slightly offensive.


    edit: OMG ROFL PMPL.


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,995 ✭✭✭✭chopperbyrne


    The one where Picard lives another life and plays the flute a lot.

    I really hate that episode.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,656 ✭✭✭norrie rugger


    i don't think that is too bad tbh


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,037 ✭✭✭TheIrishGrover


    The one where Picard lives another life and plays the flute a lot.

    I really hate that episode.

    Huh, isn't it odd how people have different tastes? That's one of my favourite episodes actually: The Inner Light or The Light Within or something?
    That episode and the DS9 one where Sisko is being pulled through time told from the viewpoint of an old Jake I like.


    On the subject of Season 1 being SO bad: what were the ratings for that season I wonder. I mean, with the episodes being that bad and all I can't imagine it getting a second season (Or even a full first season) these days.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 5,177 ✭✭✭nyarlothothep


    The Inner Light, yeah that was a great episode. When I saw it first I thought oh no not another episode on a studio set planet with generic aliens, but it maturates so well for the 45 minute duration that it culminates in a deeply powerful reflection on life and such. In addition it adds to the complexity and depth of picards character, hes lived a whole lifetime so from now on he'll be even more pensive and serious. I think the DS9 episode you're referring to may be The Visitor, which is another very popular trek episode.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,855 ✭✭✭Rawr


    Oh God, those Bareshaven episodes? There'a a thread in AH asking if people find it offensive when programmes make fun of Irish stereotypes (Simpsons and Family guy were mentioned) The general consensus (and my own opinion too) was that nobody had a problem, you should be able to laugh at your own cliches etc (Plus, the episodes were bloody funny)

    But those bareshaven episodes I found very offensive. With every bejaysus and begorrah cliche going. If Paramount had made a similar episode with spear chucking black savages or "Meee so solly" bucktoothed Asians then the studio would have been Burned to the ground, and rightly so.
    .
    .
    .
    . anyway, that's my rant. As for the OP: Yeah, that Broken Bough episode really blew. :)

    +++1

    Like many others, I love the Irish jokes that often appear in Simpsons and Family Guy. They are usually clever, and the shows themselves are comedies and are not meant to be taken too seriously.

    The Star Trek crew however, seem to me to have a very odd mindset to the rest of the world, Ireland included.

    The 'BallinaPaddy' aka Fair Haven (Truman Show?) episodes are just plain evil in their conception. It's wall-to-wall Oirish, with 'Tommy-boy' and his amazing horseless carriage, doleing out cash to local drunkards...while most of the populace hunt down 'Spirit Folk' and engage in other cutesy ri-ra agus rulla bulla.

    Now if this really was comedy, I'd be just mildly pissed-off. But Paris brags about it being an 'authentic' recreation of an Irish village. Thus, that stupidity is supposed to be regarded as serious. :eek:

    What is the Berman Crew's problem with Ireland and the Irish?

    The best we get is Colm Meaney, who spent most of TNG getting demoted for some reason (he's pips kept disappearing) and then eventually becomes a 'Non-Com' and is outranked by even the ensigns!

    One of my least favourite TNG episodes (back on topic here), is Season 2's 'Up the Long Ladder'. In this episode, the crew find what's left of future EU attempt to spread the Euro to other worlds, which turns out to be a rural Irish colony who have appeared to have de-evolved (EU's revenge for Lisbon perhaps :D). This episode is pretty much as bad as the future shambles on Voyager with every cliché in the book.

    The Scene where Brenna tries to seduce Riker is cringe-worthy.
    Brenna: 'Where moight a lass wash her fee'ate in a place loike this?'
    Riker: 'I dunno...but I do know a good place for sex...'

    Star Trek's view of the world has always been weird.
    -Irish / Scotish are either Engineers or savages
    -French speak with British accents
    -Everyone else is Japanese

    If they ever start doing another Star Trek series (unlikely for now), I would hope that they pick up a National Geographic or something and learn about the cultures they lampoon.

    /rant


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,905 ✭✭✭User45701


    Huh, isn't it odd how people have different tastes? That's one of my favourite episodes actually: The Inner Light or The Light Within or something?
    That episode and the DS9 one where Sisko is being pulled through time told from the viewpoint of an old Jake I like.


    On the subject of Season 1 being SO bad: what were the ratings for that season I wonder. I mean, with the episodes being that bad and all I can't imagine it getting a second season (Or even a full first season) these days.

    The Visitor is the Ds9 Episode and thats a really good one, it aired the week after the warrior (klingons attack ds9) and after such an explosive episode alllot of people have given it some serious flak but when you get down to it its actually one of the better filler/stand-alone episodes - the music is great, little future glimpses, federation/klingon relations - captain nog ect


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 74 ✭✭NickCarraway


    Rawr wrote: »
    +++1

    Like many others, I love the Irish jokes that often appear in Simpsons and Family Guy. They are usually clever, and the shows themselves are comedies and are not meant to be taken too seriously.

    The Star Trek crew however, seem to me to have a very odd mindset to the rest of the world, Ireland included.

    The 'BallinaPaddy' aka Fair Haven (Truman Show?) episodes are just plain evil in their conception. It's wall-to-wall Oirish, with 'Tommy-boy' and his amazing horseless carriage, doleing out cash to local drunkards...while most of the populace hunt down 'Spirit Folk' and engage in other cutesy ri-ra agus rulla bulla.

    Now if this really was comedy, I'd be just mildly pissed-off. But Paris brags about it being an 'authentic' recreation of an Irish village. Thus, that stupidity is supposed to be regarded as serious. :eek:

    What is the Berman Crew's problem with Ireland and the Irish?

    The best we get is Colm Meaney, who spent most of TNG getting demoted for some reason (he's pips kept disappearing) and then eventually becomes a 'Non-Com' and is outranked by even the ensigns!

    One of my least favourite TNG episodes (back on topic here), is Season 2's 'Up the Long Ladder'. In this episode, the crew find what's left of future EU attempt to spread the Euro to other worlds, which turns out to be a rural Irish colony who have appeared to have de-evolved (EU's revenge for Lisbon perhaps :D). This episode is pretty much as bad as the future shambles on Voyager with every cliché in the book.

    The Scene where Brenna tries to seduce Riker is cringe-worthy.
    Brenna: 'Where moight a lass wash her fee'ate in a place loike this?'
    Riker: 'I dunno...but I do know a good place for sex...'

    Star Trek's view of the world has always been weird.
    -Irish / Scotish are either Engineers or savages
    -French speak with British accents
    -Everyone else is Japanese

    If they ever start doing another Star Trek series (unlikely for now), I would hope that they pick up a National Geographic or something and learn about the cultures they lampoon.

    /rant

    +1

    In When the Bough Breaks the Irish community are supposed to have left earth in the 22nd century or something. Looks like we're in for a rough century then, when Irish society devolves to pre-famine times!

    Another possible non-insulting Irish reference was in an episode of Enterprise when the crew link up via subspace with a primary school in Kenmare, Co. Kerry. Thought that was a nice touch, with no hauling out of the 'ol Oirish stereotypes. Not much was mentioned about Ireland in that episode but at least our schools can communicate with straships lightyears away!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 150 ✭✭DesignLady


    +1

    In When the Bough Breaks the Irish community are supposed to have left earth in the 22nd century or something. Looks like we're in for a rough century then, when Irish society devolves to pre-famine times!

    Another possible non-insulting Irish reference was in an episode of Enterprise when the crew link up via subspace with a primary school in Kenmare, Co. Kerry. Thought that was a nice touch, with no hauling out of the 'ol Oirish stereotypes. Not much was mentioned about Ireland in that episode but at least our schools can communicate with straships lightyears away!


    On the topic of Ireland coming up in ST lets not forget we have only 15 years until Irish unification brought about by terrorism according to 'The High Ground'- not that BBC viewers will have seen that bit of the episode! Looking back, it's completely mental that they thought a statement like that was ok at the time.

    Back to topic my least favourite, Shades of Grey, Up the Long Ladder and the Lwaxana epidsodes, Manhunt and Menage á Troi were particulary cringeworthy


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,729 ✭✭✭Pride Fighter


    Rawr wrote: »
    Ain't that for sure.

    Ach aie! Welcome to Scotch-World! Were everything you see is Scotch! Ach! Even the non-Scotch things are Scotch, like Scotch Alien Mayors, Scotch crazy ghosts and maybe even Scotch whiskey!

    It dunn're'a matter if your Scotch background has never been covered before or since, ach!, you kunne even bury your Scotch granny here if you wanna.
    All this and mer at Scotch-World!

    Worst episode ever.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,461 ✭✭✭Niska


    Rawr wrote: »
    +++1

    Star Trek's view of the world has always been weird.
    -Irish / Scotish are either Engineers or savages
    -French speak with British accents
    -Everyone else is Japanese

    /rant

    You forgot "All Germans are Nazis". No exceptions.
    TOS - Patterns of Force (where even alien Germans are Nazis)
    Voyager crap holodeck Nazis
    and Enterprises' temporal cold-war Nazis...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,093 ✭✭✭Amtmann


    That's one of Trek's big failures really. One facet of a given society's culture all too often becomes the only facet. Hence, all Ferengi are ruthless capitalists. Even their idea of heaven is a vast bank. All Klingons are warriors. There is no cultural richness or diversity, just tired old caricatures.


  • Registered Users Posts: 5,177 ✭✭✭nyarlothothep


    true but not all klingons were warriors. I recall one episode of Enterprise where the klingon lawyer tells Archer that some of them are academics etc. There was a Klingon scientist in one episode of TNG, B'leanna wasn't particularly bothered about her klingon heritage. The Klingon priests in the episode with Kahless weren't particularly aggressive. Nog seemed to buck the trend for Ferenghi capitalists. There were also Romulans who absconded from the cultural dominant. A lot of the races were samey, maybe its to be expected when species become space faring that they become culturally homogenous as they become global societies, an alien presence would probably unite humans.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,656 ✭✭✭norrie rugger


    true but not all klingons were warriors. I recall one episode of Enterprise where the klingon lawyer tells Archer that some of them are academics etc. There was a Klingon scientist in one episode of TNG, B'leanna wasn't particularly bothered about her klingon heritage. The Klingon priests in the episode with Kahless weren't particularly aggressive. Nog seemed to buck the trend for Ferenghi capitalists. There were also Romulans who absconded from the cultural dominant. A lot of the races were samey, maybe its to be expected when species become space faring that they become culturally homogenous as they become global societies, an alien presence would probably unite humans.

    Don't forget that Rom is made Grand Nagus!!

    Remember that each Alien race is also ment to portray an aspect of the human personallity. We are ment to see ourselves in each race but see that the whole is better than the part, that combining all the character traits (ie the humans in trek) wins out over the individual traits. Which is why you see the alien characters appropriating Human elements as they "grow"

    Brings us back to a topic from the past on Data/The Doctor/Seven all growing their characters, as humanity is obviously the best etc


    as for the human characterisations, O Brien is not diddly i.
    those episodes, unfortunately, are Hollywood's view of the world. It is caused by bad directors and weak producers. Not much that we can do about that here TBH


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