regular folk who give you the horn.........

arybvtcw0eolkf

994 wrote: »

What percentage of people reading this thread have seen a description and thought, I hope that's me...

I think if I was described here EVERYONE would know its me, not just me!.

.

Kiera

longshanks wrote: »

but who are the ordinary people who give you a hard on/wide on??

Is this what us girls get? I think i may píss myself i'm laughing so much at that term.

I can picture it now. Walking down the road with mates and see a hot guy "oh girls i've just got a wide on looking at him"

Hail 2 Da Chimp

00112984 wrote: »

Wouldn't go as far as to say he gives me ladywood or I pop a moistie each time I see him but there's definitely a bit of a wide-on there.

This should be post of the week

mirwillbeback

00112984 wrote: »

My friend's husband is pretty fine.

Wouldn't go as far as to say he gives me ladywood or I pop a moistie each time I see him but there's definitely a bit of a wide-on there.

Is that you Nicola

marti101

There is the most amazing hot guy in The Bagel Factory in the Jervis Centre mmmmm gorgous.:D

Steve_o

There's a girl who works in Centra on O'Connell St. in Limerick... she is lovely!!!!

Wibbs

adds "moisty" to vocab....

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Acacia wrote: »

Well, the female equivalent of the horn.

It's called a "wide on"

Kiera

Wibbs wrote: »

adds "moisty" to vocab....

I can picture it now "hey baby, do i make you moisty"

00112984

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote: »

This should be post of the week

I am one classy laydee :pac:

longshanks

yeah, 'wide on' is part of the lingo these days kids. as is moisty. enjoy

Smart Bug

Brunette barmaid in Whelans, Wexford Street. Also the blonde glass collecter. I'm a broke alcoholic now 'cos of 'em.

judas101

Smart Bug wrote: »

Brunette barmaid in Whelans.

+1

savage.

sound bird too.

jill_valentine

tech77 wrote: »

LMAO^
Never knew wimmin had such thoughts

We're just better at hiding it, generally.

I mean, as far as he was concerned, it was just a faceless bus transaction like the few thousand others he does every week. Me, I was already wondering how the two of us would best employ a Dublin Bus bench if the opportunity arose.

Professey Chin

One of my friends in my case.
Known her for about 5 years and it happens EVERY FCUKING TIME I SEE HER!!!
Its just gone ridiculous at this stage

Latchy

jill_valentine wrote: »

We're just better at hiding it, generally.

I mean, as far as he was concerned, it was just a faceless bus transaction like the few thousand others he does every week. Me, I was already wondering how the two of us would best employ a Dublin Bus bench if the opportunity arose.

Wimminz have these fantsys to ?

Why yes, of course they do , how silly of me to ask , how Erotic .;)

With me it usually involes some burd on a bus type situation to ..ah bless .

jill_valentine

Damn sexy buses.

Turd Ferguson

All the ladies of Boards.ie :cool:


/thanks whore

Dlite

This guy I met in Dandelions on Saturday, was hot, hot, hot!! Told him I'd be back to give him my number but things just didn't work out the way I planned....

Name was Dylan, unfortunately thats all I know

Now I'll never get to fully appreciate him:D:(

piby

Dlite wrote: »

This guy I met in Dandelions on Saturday, was hot, hot, hot!! Told him I'd be back to give him my number but things just didn't work out the way I planned....

Name was Dylan, unfortunately thats all I know

Now I'll never get to fully appreciate him:D:(

Dam I actually thought that guy was me until you said his name was Dylan

Smart Bug

judas101 wrote: »

+1

savage.

sound bird too.

Deadly. She good for a go then ye reckon?

Turd Ferguson

Dlite wrote: »

This guy I met in Dandelions on Saturday, was hot, hot, hot!! Told him I'd be back to give him my number but things just didn't work out the way I planned....

Name was Dylan, unfortunately thats all I know

Now I'll never get to fully appreciate him:D:(

Yeah, that was me.
PM me some nekkid pics and I'll send you my phone number

<_<
>_>

Dlite

piby wrote: »

Dam I actually thought that guy was me until you said his name was Dylan

Maybe you lied:D

Dlite

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Yeah, that was me.
PM me some nekkid pics and I'll send you my phone number

<_<
>_>

Nice try, this guy didn't talk sh$te:P

Curlypinkie

Absolute hottie tottie of a normal guy who works in MACE in the IFSC...
Nois.

Dlite

Curlypinkie wrote: »

Absolute hottie tottie of a normal guy who works in MACE in the IFSC...
Nois.

Work down the end of the IFSC so usually go to SPAR, Is he really worth the extra 3 min walk?

Turd Ferguson

Dlite wrote: »

Nice try, this guy didn't talk sh$te:P

Touché

Dlite

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Touché

Sorry I just lost the guy of my dreams, maybe I was being Touche.

LeahBaby

I was gonna say turdy fergy. But he's anything but regular !!

(He's small)

TeletextPear

one of the barmen in the foggy dew.... i would do horrible, depraved things to that man, what a roide :P

seanybiker

definately my lack. With her almost 3 years and still go mental everytime i look at her. Phwoar

Dlite

LeahBaby wrote: »

I was gonna say turdy fergy. But he's anything but regular !!

(He's small)

Yeah I heard Turdy is a bit of a cling-on:D

Turd Ferguson

LeahBaby wrote: »

I was gonna say turdy fergy. But he's anything but regular !!

(He's small)

Hey, I didnt hear you complaining about it

LeahBaby

Turd Ferguson wrote: »

Hey, I didnt hear you complaining about it

Not to your face, mon petit ami!

Turd Ferguson

LeahBaby wrote: »

Not to your face, mon petit ami!

Well, at least I had my fun :pac:

ejmaztec

seanybiker wrote: »

definately my lack. With her almost 3 years and still go mental everytime i look at her. Phwoar

Yes, when you've been in long-term psychiatric care, those big beefy nurses have that affect on you.

Niamho!

i dont really fancy anyone good at the moment....

My Bosses Son (In my part time job) but i rarely see him and he's in his thirties and settled down kinda.

So other than that theres nobody. I was only thinking of this earlier.

Any Hairy, Bam margera types welcome. hehe

abi2007

the head security guard in the pavilions in swords, tall black guy always wears a gray suit.. he is so hot.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

From the majority of replies here it seems it's mainly the wimmenz who get wetter than an otters pocket when checking out normal people...

Niamho!

I wish someone hot worked in one of my local shops or pubs.

abi2007

Hail 2 Da Chimp wrote: »

From the majority of replies here it seems it's mainly the wimmenz who get wetter than an otters pocket when checking out normal people...

Probably cause women can narrow it down to one guy, I'd say the men are still trying to decide which one of the many hot women they fancy to put down

jill_valentine

Niamho! wrote: »

I wish someone hot worked in one of my local shops or pubs.

Use the bus more.

Hail 2 Da Chimp

abi2007 wrote: »

Probably cause women can narrow it down to one guy, I'd say the men are still trying to decide which one of the many hot women they fancy to put down

Oh I'd put them all down...

<_<

>_>

I mean...

Degsy

saw a serious hottie last night in Dunnes in charlestown,dressed head to toe in leather with thighboots..looked like she stepped out of a fetish porno.
The worst thing was she was with this horrible little curly-haired bloke with glasses.He must be her ashtray or something..

Turd Ferguson

Degsy wrote: »

saw a serious hottie last night in Dunnes in charlestown,dressed head to toe in leather with thighboots..looked like she stepped out of a fetish porno.
The worst thing was she was with this horrible little curly-haired bloke with glasses.He must be her ashtray or something..

Sounds like my parents...

Dlite

No word from Dylan yet.....

*sighs*

chamlis

ClioV6 wrote: »

I put regular girl into google and this one came up
http://p9.xanga.com/91/f0/91f0df8516f434f62d9b2a703d0ea42f19300076.jpg

She's about as regular as Flutterinbantham's bowel movements....

Mushy

abi2007 wrote: »

Probably cause women can narrow it down to one guy, I'd say the men are still trying to decide which one of the many hot women they fancy to put down

Mate told me some fact that, on average, a lad see's at least 5 girls they'd like to sleep with.

abi2007

Mushy wrote: »

Mate told me some fact that, on average, a lad see's at least 5 girls they'd like to sleep with.

haha is that 5 an hour or a day?

tribulus

abi2007 wrote: »

haha is that 5 an hour or a day?

Pfff, a minute.