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The farting match

beertons · 2009-02-09 16:23:02

Husband and wife in bed. Husband farts, and says one nil. Wife farts, says one all. Husband farts, says two one. Wife farts, says two all. Husband farts and follows through with a poo, and says three two. Wife asks what was that. Husband says half time, swap sides!

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09-02-2009 5:23pm

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beertons

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Husband and wife in bed.
Husband farts, and says one nil.
Wife farts, says one all.
Husband farts, says two one.
Wife farts, says two all.
Husband farts and follows through with a poo, and says three two.
Wife asks what was that.
Husband says half time, swap sides!

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#2 09-02-2009 9:27pm
entropi

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Nice

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#3 09-02-2009 10:47pm
dh0661

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Master of Nothing wrote: »

Nice

NOT :eek:

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#4 11-02-2009 4:19pm
entropi

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dh0661 wrote: »

NOT :eek:

HAHA my evil plan worked, someone HAD to say that

It is horrible though...the thought not the joke

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#5 12-02-2009 1:25am
mumhaabu

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I don't get it?

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