shouldnt all men trim their bits in a modern ireland?

padz

i want to know is it just me or is it now in 2009 particularly unatractive to have a big hairy bush on a guy girls?.....im sure im not the only guy who keeps his bits shaved trimmed what'have'you and in properworking order,i wouldnt expect a woman to go to bed wit me if i wasnt lookin at least a little bit neat downbelow, especially where oral is conserned!

i havent seen a thread on this & i want to get this out into the open let me know what yous think... as i know were not in the 70s anymore, like them dogy german porn starts called 'ulrich and mimi' walkin around without doin even a bit of gardening,

girls i see that you make the effort and have been doin so for years what is your opinion on this?

and of course men too...tips are always helpfull? ....has anyone tryed to die their hair? mite try green for paddys day! lol

goodcitizen

I am sure this issue will be occupying a lot of Irish peoples minds this morning as well as being on top of Brian Cowens list of problems facing the country as a whole

liah

Trim, yes.
Shave, no.

Nothing I find weirder than a man without down-there-hair. Total turn-off. Absolutely nothing wrong with keeping it trimmed though, maintenance is always a plus.

Spunge

itchy

watna

Heard a funny story relating to this today. My friend from work went to get a Brazilian wax and came back giggling. Apparently, her waxer was telling her that it's become fashionable for men to get Brazilians. She refues to do them because in order for a man to get a Brazilian he has to be semi hard so they can get in everywhere! :eek:

The waxer said that they have to provide magazines and stuff so the man can get... erm, interested and she as having nothing to do with it!

Dragan

padz wrote: »

i want to know is it just me or is it now in 2009 particularly unatractive to have a big hairy bush on a guy girls?.....

Personally i think most blokes has ALWAYS hated the thought of a big hairy bush on a guy. I know it's not something i think about often.

im sure im not the only guy who keeps his bits shaved trimmed what'have'you and in properworking order,i wouldnt expect a woman to go to bed wit me if i wasnt lookin at least a little bit neat downbelow, especially where oral is conserned!

Sweet jesus, between "what's its" and "what have you's" i am starting to wonder if people have a vagina or a penis at all. Dick or pussy will also suffice.

as i know were not in the 70s anymore, like them dogy german porn starts called 'ulrich and mimi' walkin around without doin even a bit of gardening,

The ironic thing here is that you are premoting a style from dodge porn stars of today, so at least you are keeping with the times!:D

In all seriousness, yeah, trim up. Shaving, waxing and all that jazz....it's all just a tad too Cosmo for me.

shellyboo

Yes please, trimmed and neat. And if you expect me to be bald, then you'd want to be getting the razor out yourself lads. Quid pro quo.

Das Kitty

I have no problem with pubes on either sex provided they don't get in the way or are sticking out of your keks.

I have a feeling in a few years I'll be getting militantly pro-bush. Phoning bomb threats into waxing salons....

watna

watna wrote: »

Heard a funny story relating to this today. My friend from work went to get a Brazilian wax and came back giggling. Apparently, her waxer was telling her that it's become fashionable for men to get Brazilians. She refues to do them because in order for a man to get a Brazilian he has to be semi hard so they can get in everywhere! :eek:

The waxer said that they have to provide magazines and stuff so the man can get... erm, interested and she as having nothing to do with it!

EEErggghhhyaggagaggagaggagauugghh!

minidazzler

shellyboo wrote: »

Yes please, trimmed and neat. And if you expect me to be bald, then you'd want to be getting the razor out yourself lads. Quid pro quo.

No matter who it is, I don't like bald!!!

I think this quote says it best....

Hank Moody in Californication wrote:

I probably won't go down in history, but I will go down on your sister, while I'm down there it might be nice to see a hint of pubis. I'm not talking about a huge 70's Playboy bush or anything. Just something that reminds me that I'm performing cunnilingus on an adult.

I am male and I shave, but obviously not bald, just obviously short. It's more Hygienic, and in fairness it looks more "respectable". I was in the shower's at a swimming pool recently, and a good mate of mine spotted that I was shaven, he mocked me about it, until a few of my other friends said they trimmed the hedge, he still thinks it's wierd though, Strange isn't it, Everyone in our group trims at least, and we are the Weird ones, His logic never fails to astound me!!!

Sleipnir

Of course you should. You keep the hair on your head neat & tidy and nobody goes down on your bonce. Shaved scrote and the rest neat and trimmed.
It's a question of respect for t'other person!

petethebrick

Yeah, trim the crotch and balls, it's quite a delicate operation. I can't imagine shaving down there - wouldn't you be itching like mental after it??

How do the lads here sort out hair round the back in the crack of the ass, obviously too difficult to trim there or is it? I'm getting hairier there as the years roll on

MJOR

watna wrote: »

Heard a funny story relating to this today. My friend from work went to get a Brazilian wax and came back giggling. Apparently, her waxer was telling her that it's become fashionable for men to get Brazilians. She refues to do them because in order for a man to get a Brazilian he has to be semi hard so they can get in everywhere! :eek:

The waxer said that they have to provide magazines and stuff so the man can get... erm, interested and she as having nothing to do with it!

i am traumatised



seriously nithing wrong with a few pubes.... a bald one is quite frankly disturbing

Xiney

Personally, I refuse to shave that delicate area. I doubt there is anything less appealing than someone with an itchy muff.

Trimming = yes
Waxing = nice, but as I'm unemployed and it costs money, it will wait until I have a job again.



Honestly. Vaginas have hair. If you can't get around that, you don't love the pussy as much as you say you do. (Same for the penis.)

cuckoo

watna wrote: »

Heard a funny story relating to this today. My friend from work went to get a Brazilian wax and came back giggling. Apparently, her waxer was telling her that it's become fashionable for men to get Brazilians. She refues to do them because in order for a man to get a Brazilian he has to be semi hard so they can get in everywhere! :eek:

The waxer said that they have to provide magazines and stuff so the man can get... erm, interested and she as having nothing to do with it!

:eek:

But, isn't there a danger that it could put a man off getting 'interested'? As the blood begins to flow south it triggers a memory of the hot wax and the searing pain of the hair being ripped out. Blood flow stops, and man curls into foetal position and weeps.

I'm not too bothered what men in general do with the hair below the belt, just have an appreciation of men i'm getting intimate with keeping it tidy.

I would be appreciative if men in general would do something about the hair under their armpits. I'm not suggesting they shave it all off, but in warmer months it's a little unsettling to be crammed near someone on a bus who is reaching up to hold up onto the handrail and the Man Underarm Forest is blossoming out inches from my nose - with the deoderant spray forming white, quasi-dandruff flecks on the hair. If they're not going to trim it they could at least plait it, or maybe get the GHD at it.

pow wow

Don't mind the fuzz personally.

fonpokno

I don't care if they've shaved or not.


I really really don't care.

who007

shellyboo wrote: »

Yes please, trimmed and neat. And if you expect me to be bald, then you'd want to be getting the razor out yourself lads. Quid pro quo.

No problem! you run the bath, I'll sort the wine and candles...;)

any design you'd like btw?

cuckoo wrote: »

but in warmer months it's a little unsettling to be crammed near someone on a bus who is reaching up to hold up onto the handrail and the Man Underarm Forest is blossoming out inches from my nose - with the deoderant spray forming white, quasi-dandruff flecks on the hair.

lol - that is sheer poetry!:D

Snowie

shellyboo wrote: »

Yes please, trimmed and neat. And if you expect me to be bald, then you'd want to be getting the razor out yourself lads. Quid pro quo.

right so what if the guy has expectations of you to match? Its up to him not only to trim his own hair, but yours to....

shellyboo

who007 wrote: »

No problem! you run the bath, I'll sort the wine and candles...;)

any design you'd like btw?

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

right so what if the guy has expectations of you to match? Its up to him not only to trim his own hair, but yours to....

Taking me too literally boys! I mean, any man who expects me to be shaved totally bald (that's expects, not prefers) would want to be getting the razor out himself to shave HIMSELF totally bald, too.

I have no issue with an expressed preference, I'll gladly accede to such a request as long as it's clear that it's up to me how I keep my down-there hair... but if a guy told me I'd want to be shaving it or else, then he'd want to be shaving his too.

D'ya get me?

But who007, that sounds rather nice

Snowie

shellyboo wrote: »

Taking me too literally boys! I mean, any man who expects me to be shaved totally bald (that's expects, not prefers) would want to be getting the razor out himself to shave HIMSELF totally bald, too.

I have no issue with an expressed preference, I'll gladly accede to such a request as long as it's clear that it's up to me how I keep my down-there hair... but if a guy told me I'd want to be shaving it or else, then he'd want to be shaving his too.

D'ya get me?

ever think about going into a politics ? i mean you answer questions is such a way you allmost sound liek brain cowell,....

shellyboo

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

ever think about going into a politics ? i mean you answer questions is such a way you allmost sound liek brain cowell,....

LOL

*is hugely offended*

I'm a journalist, that's bad enough do you not think? :P

cuckoo

Snow-Monkey wrote: »

ever think about going into a politics ? i mean you answer questions is such a way you allmost sound liek brain cowell,....

This post made my mind go somewhere it should not - and start speculating about what Brian Cowen and Simon Cowell do with their man gardens.

*pours bleach into ears to try and clean brain*

MJOR

is it just me or does anyone else find the idea of a razor near a pair of balls a recipie for diaster/bloodshed?

shellyboo

MJOR wrote: »

is it just me or does anyone else find the idea of a razor near a pair of balls a recipie for diaster/bloodshed?

Y'know, I'd have thought that myself, but having had a few bfs who preferred to shave it all off, apparently it's easier than it seems. Never seen it done though.

Sleipnir

Ah, it's about as difficult as shaving your face, tbh. I mean, I wouldn't do it blindfolded but otherwise, no problems.

Sleipnir

MJOR wrote: »

is it just me or does anyone else find the idea of a razor near a pair of balls a recipie for diaster/bloodshed?

Depends who is holding the razor I suppose.

MJOR

MJOR wrote: »

is it just me or does anyone else find the idea of a razor near a pair of balls a recipie for diaster/bloodshed?

[Droll Welsh accent on] Nothing so clarifys the mind as the threat of imminent castration[/off]

MJOR

shellyboo wrote: »

Y'know, I'd have thought that myself, but having had a few bfs who preferred to shave it all off, apparently it's easier than it seems. Never seen it done though.

I remember dating a guy with bare balls. A bit of a turn off tbh.

MJOR

Moonbaby wrote: »

[Droll Welsh accent on] Nothing so clarifys the mind as the threat of imminent castration[/off]

My ex i'd have like to castrate with a nail clippers lol:D

Sleipnir

Moonbaby wrote: »

[Droll Welsh accent on] Nothing so clarifys the mind as the threat of imminent castration[/off]

Or as Doctor Evil put it;

The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it.