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Favorite Chat Up Lines..

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  • 13-02-2009 5:47pm
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    Jesus Juice
    Registered Users Posts: 2,111 ✭✭✭


    Personally mine is ''Just get in the van''....70% of the time,it works all the time....

    So Whats your favorite chat up line that you use to woo the opposite sex??


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    n1ck
    Registered Users Posts: 2,084 ✭✭✭n1ck


    Jesus Juice wrote: »
    Personally mine is ''Just get in the van''....70% of the time,it works all the time....

    So Whats your favorite chat up line that you use to woo the opposite sex??

    What?


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    donmeister
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,158 ✭✭✭donmeister


    n1ck wrote: »
    What?

    Anchorman Quote?

    Its actually 60% of the time.....


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    Jesus Juice
    Registered Users Posts: 2,111 ✭✭✭Jesus Juice


    donmeister wrote: »
    Anchorman Quote?

    Its actually 60% of the time.....
    I fuckin' knew it...i changed it about 5 times trying to decide!!


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    #5
    jon burrows
    Registered Users Posts: 366 ✭✭jon burrows


    My face or yours!!


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    Bluebluesky
    Registered Users Posts: 88 ✭✭Bluebluesky


    Lol - Well fellas beat this. I was in a well known Dublin bar last Saturday night. A guy stopped me and asked me if I had a seat. I said yes and he asked me would I give it to him as he was tired of standing - AND THEY SAY ROMANCE IS DEAD!!!


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    #7
    Piste
    Registered Users Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    Haha that guy is my hero. I don't have any lines because I don't chat up strangers. I actually don't approach strangers unless I'm looking for directions or they're working in a shop.


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    Bluebluesky
    Registered Users Posts: 88 ✭✭Bluebluesky


    I know the guy is a legend! I was actually so shocked that I think I for a mili second was actually into him....women are nuts lol


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    Overature
    Registered Users Posts: 908 ✭✭✭Overature


    have you seen the back seat of a 98 corolla


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    Bluebluesky
    Registered Users Posts: 88 ✭✭Bluebluesky


    I don't believe I have ever even been in a Corolla - but I can tell that you are about to hit me with a real charmer....


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    sock puppet
    Registered Users Posts: 4,586 ✭✭✭sock puppet


    Bluebluesky wrote: »
    Lol - Well fellas beat this. I was in a well known Dublin bar last Saturday night. A guy stopped me and asked me if I had a seat. I said yes and he asked me would I give it to him as he was tired of standing - AND THEY SAY ROMANCE IS DEAD!!!

    Haha that guy's a legend. Personally I'm too cool for chat up lines. I'm also afraid of women:(


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    Bluebluesky
    Registered Users Posts: 88 ✭✭Bluebluesky


    Too cool for chat up lines :) That guy was brave I will give him that


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    RHRN
    Closed Accounts Posts: 357 ✭✭RHRN


    "You'll do" (Foolproof :cool:)

    *Hold out your sleeve* "Feel that material. Do you know what that material is? Boyfriend material."

    Then if you get rejected:
    "Lower your standards. I did."
    Or if she says:
    " No. I have standards" you say " I don't. Thats why I asked you"


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    Bluebluesky
    Registered Users Posts: 88 ✭✭Bluebluesky


    RHRN wrote: »
    "You'll do" (Foolproof :cool:)

    *Hold out your sleeve* "Feel that material. Do you know what that material is? Boyfriend material."

    Then if you get rejected:
    "Lower your standards. I did."
    Or if she says:
    " No. I have standards" you say " I don't. Thats why I asked you"


    Lol - You'll do - Too funny!

    They are great - I like them :)


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    GalwayKiefer
    Registered Users Posts: 1,005 ✭✭✭GalwayKiefer


    RHRN wrote: »
    *Hold out your sleeve* "Feel that material. Do you know what that material is? Boyfriend material."

    :D Brilliant

    Strictly for a joke I used this once: "I may not be the best looking guy in the club...but I'm the only one talking to you."


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    Bluebluesky
    Registered Users Posts: 88 ✭✭Bluebluesky


    Again all good stuff here ...

    "I may not be the best looking guy in the club...but I'm the only one talking to you." - Am actually going to give this one to my male friends to use!


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    callaway92
    Registered Users Posts: 14,748 ✭✭✭✭callaway92


    Do you spit or swallow


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    ciaranmul
    Registered Users Posts: 151 ✭✭ciaranmul


    Are ya on the pill?


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    Bluebluesky
    Registered Users Posts: 88 ✭✭Bluebluesky


    callaway92 wrote: »
    Do you spiut or swallow
    ciaranmul wrote: »
    Are ya on the pill?


    It's spit not spiut moron

    2 charming individuals!


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    MikeStrutington
    Closed Accounts Posts: 87 ✭✭MikeStrutington


    "Do you wanna head back to mine? We can do this the easy way or the me-f'ucking-your-decapitated-head-in-the-ear way"


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    callaway92
    Registered Users Posts: 14,748 ✭✭✭✭callaway92


    Bluebluesky wrote: »
    It's spit not spiut moron

    2 charming individuals!

    Reported


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    #22
    Bluebluesky
    Registered Users Posts: 88 ✭✭Bluebluesky


    I'm reported????


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    #23
    aoibhebree
    Closed Accounts Posts: 467 ✭✭aoibhebree


    Me: All we need here is a six foot penguin
    Him: ... why??
    Me: To break the ice!!

    Love it :D


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    Bluebluesky
    Registered Users Posts: 88 ✭✭Bluebluesky


    MikeStrutington wrote: »
    "Do you wanna head back to mine? We can do this the easy way or the me-f'ucking-your-decapitated-head-in-the-ear way"

    bet u get lucky with the ladies all the time....lol


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    MikeStrutington
    Closed Accounts Posts: 87 ✭✭MikeStrutington


    Bluebluesky wrote: »
    bet u get lucky with the ladies all the time....lol

    Not so much lucky as brought to court


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    #26
    Bluebluesky
    Registered Users Posts: 88 ✭✭Bluebluesky


    Nice work my friend - lol


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    callaway92
    Registered Users Posts: 14,748 ✭✭✭✭callaway92


    Bluebluesky wrote: »
    I'm reported????

    Ya for calling me a moron..:cool:


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    #28
    MikeStrutington
    Closed Accounts Posts: 87 ✭✭MikeStrutington


    Bluebluesky wrote: »
    Nice work my friend - lol

    F'uckin tellin ya!


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    #29
    Bluebluesky
    Registered Users Posts: 88 ✭✭Bluebluesky


    callaway92 wrote: »
    Ya for calling me a moron..:cool:


    Maybe I should have said WANKER!


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    #30
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 4,630 ✭✭✭ [Deleted User]


    The single greatest chat up line ever: 'Are you from Jamaica? 'Cos Jamaican me crazy!'.


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    Piste
    Registered Users Posts: 11,440 ✭✭✭✭Piste


    Bluebluesky wrote: »
    Maybe I should have said WANKER!

    Or maybe you should have said nothing at all and y'know. not got that there infraction. If you go around abusing other members you're going to earn yourself a banning.


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