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Favorite Chat Up Lines..

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    #92
    Insect Overlord
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    hannah-j wrote: »
    :D...only used once but it got a laugh out of him

    "do u work for nike?cus evrytym i see u i just wanna do it"

    xo

    :(


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    #93
    Ginja Ninja
    Registered Users Posts: 3,532 ✭✭✭Ginja Ninja


    "get on your knees and smile like a donut":-0

    but why can't we just say KISSING we all know what it means ,so what's with the whole codenames thing and in general, it seems to die out buy 3/4th year in even the most immature of people


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    #94
    pq0n1ct4ve8zf5
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    Friend of mine used to ask people if they "wanted a lash at her gash" which was quite weird to hear in a D4 accent, she regresses into a randy culchie when she's drunk :D

    Personally I just circle the dance floor, looking for stragglers, and maul the face off them. Or pretend to just have been dumped by my girlfriend, I don't know why it works, but it almost always does :pac:


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    #95
    Insect Overlord
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    Ginja Ninja wrote: »
    but why can't we just say KISSING we all know what it means ,so what's with the whole codenames thing and in general, it seems to die out buy 3/4th year in even the most immature of people

    What's with your love of dragging up arguments that everyone else wants to leave behind? I just have to ask.


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    #96
    Chanandler Bong
    Closed Accounts Posts: 514 ✭✭✭Chanandler Bong


    YA DONT SWEAT MUCH FOR A FAT BURRD


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    #97
    Fad
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    An File wrote: »
    What's with your love of dragging up arguments that everyone else wants to leave behind? I just have to ask.

    Because he's new/He likes to stir ****.


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    #98
    Ardscoil Ris
    Registered Users Posts: 1,020 ✭✭✭Ardscoil Ris


    The place: Limerick City

    The chat up lines used: Is your second name Jacobs? Coz your some cracker.

    Are both your parents retards? Coz they've given birth to something special.

    Sexual intercourse did not follow. :(


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    #99
    Teutorix
    Registered Users Posts: 1,674 ✭✭✭Teutorix


    Ardscoil Ris wrote: »
    The place: Limerick City

    The chat up lines used: Is your second name Jacobs? Coz your some cracker.

    Are both your parents retards? Coz they've given birth to something special.

    Sexual intercourse did not follow. :(
    Calling a persons parents retarded. not a good plan if you want some nookie.


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    #100
    Insect Overlord
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    Ardscoil Ris wrote: »
    The place: Limerick City

    The chat up lines used: Is your second name Jacobs? Coz your some cracker.

    Are both your parents retards? Coz they've given birth to something special.

    Sexual intercourse did not follow. :(

    LMFAO :D


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    #101
    Ardscoil Ris
    Registered Users Posts: 1,020 ✭✭✭Ardscoil Ris


    Teutorix wrote: »
    Calling a persons parents retarded. not a good plan if you want some nookie.

    It is when combined with this dance.



    The girls will be eating their chips out of your jocks if you pull that off.


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    #102
    Teutorix
    Registered Users Posts: 1,674 ✭✭✭Teutorix


    Ardscoil Ris wrote: »
    It is when combined with this dance.



    The girls will be eating their chips out of your jocks if you pull that off.

    Oh my lord! "Awesome" fails miserablaly to describe what I have just seen


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    #103
    Ardscoil Ris
    Registered Users Posts: 1,020 ✭✭✭Ardscoil Ris


    Teutorix wrote: »
    Oh my lord! "Awesome" fails miserablaly to describe what I have just seen

    I know! That dance could cure cancer, or something...


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    #104
    Insect Overlord
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    Ardscoil Ris wrote: »
    I know! That dance could cure cancer, or something...

    :eek:

    *runs to Jade Goody thread*


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    #105
    bythewoods
    Registered Users Posts: 2,361 ✭✭✭bythewoods


    Ardscoil Ris wrote: »
    The girls will be eating their chips out of your jocks if you pull that off.

    LMAO, I think that line made me laugh most out of this whole thread!.. and it wasn't even a chat up line! G'man!


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    #106
    Richard Cranium
    Registered Users Posts: 656 ✭✭✭Richard Cranium


    *Walk up to a respectable looking girl*

    You; "Have I shown you my magic watch?"

    Her; "No, what's so magical about it?"

    You; "Well, it tells me things. *Hold the watch up to your ear* Right now, its telling me that you are not wearing any knickers"

    Her *offended*; "Excuse me, of course I'm wearing knickers!"

    You; "Oh, I almost forgot...... It's fifteen minutes fast!"

    Move in for the kill. She's yours


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    #107
    magicianz
    Registered Users Posts: 1,115 ✭✭✭magicianz


    Last halloween at a party....
    Me: SHHHWAAAA!
    Girl: ooo let me guess, you're a genie?
    Me: no, but i can still get ur pants of in a flash!
    Good night :-D


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    #108
    RHRN
    Closed Accounts Posts: 357 ✭✭RHRN


    Ardscoil Ris wrote: »
    It is when combined with this dance.



    The girls will be eating their chips out of your jocks if you pull that off.

    :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

    I cannot take this amount of win at one time


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    #109
    bigeasyeah
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,290 ✭✭✭bigeasyeah


    Hello


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    #110
    AvAv
    Registered Users Posts: 73 ✭✭AvAv


    Lets go home and do the stuff I'm gonna tell everyone we did anyway.


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    #111
    tolosenc
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    Her: My name's xxxxx
    Me: Oh wow, that's my cousin's name!

    I can't believe that worked.


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    #112
    Sean_Ludawg
    Closed Accounts Posts: 90 ✭✭Sean_Ludawg


    Eat This


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    #113
    Busi_Girl08
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    bigeasyeah wrote: »
    Hello


    Only James May can pull that off.


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    #114
    Professey Chin
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    Busi_Girl08 wrote: »
    Only James May can pull that off.
    Speaking from experience?


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    #115
    Busi_Girl08
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    Ultimate Chin wrote: »
    Speaking from experience?

    I wish :(



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    #116
    Jesus Juice
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    Busi_Girl08 wrote: »
    I wish :(

    :eek:


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    #117
    Fad
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    Busi_Girl08 wrote: »
    I wish :(

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I3s6TfiA8c8

    El fixedo


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    #118
    Busi_Girl08
    Registered Users Posts: 17,960 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    Fad wrote: »
    El fixedo

    Go raibh mile Sile!!

    Just for future reference, waht did you do?

    I just put the link between the [YOUYUBE][/ YOUTUBE] things, minus the space...

    *shrugs*


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    #119
    Insect Overlord
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    Busi_Girl08 wrote: »
    Go raibh mile Sile!!

    Just for future reference, waht did you do?

    I just put the link between the [YOUYUBE][/ YOUTUBE] things, minus the space...

    *shrugs*

    You take the code from the end of the URL, after the "v=" part.

    e.g. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xHl-P_arVA

    => 4xHl-P_arVA

    and wrap it in the
    " frameborder="0" allowfullscreen>
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xHl-P_arVA


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    #120
    g5fd6ow0hseima
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    Chat-up lines dont work, only taking the piss does. Well, from my experiences.


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    #121
    NiSmO
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,670 ✭✭✭NiSmO


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