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Favorite Chat Up Lines..

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    #122
    Doubs
    Registered Users Posts: 166 ✭✭Doubs


    M: do you work in subway?
    F: no, why?
    M: because you just gave me a foot long

    :D good for a giggle, can't say i've ever used it though!


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    #123
    pq0n1ct4ve8zf5
    Closed Accounts Posts: 10,070 ✭✭✭✭pq0n1ct4ve8zf5


    Are those pants felt? No? Do you want them to be?


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    #124
    Dusty87
    Closed Accounts Posts: 2,920 ✭✭✭Dusty87


    My friend wants your number..........so he can contact me in the morning:)


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    #125
    Rozabeez
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,878 ✭✭✭Rozabeez


    Place: Porterhouse, 3 weeks ago or thereabouts.

    Him: Are you drunk enough to give us a go?

    Me: Nope.

    Him: GET THAT GIRL A DOUBLE!


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    #126
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,886 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    "So...




    How about it then?"


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    #127
    magicianz
    Registered Users Posts: 1,115 ✭✭✭magicianz


    An File wrote: »
    "So...




    How about it then?"

    *melts* xP


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    #128
    p1akuw47h5r3it
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,001 ✭✭✭p1akuw47h5r3it


    Can I add another branch to your family tree?

    I've just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by christmas.

    I hope we're smiling together this time next year

    How abou a ride den love?

    Wanna see why the girls call me tripod?


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    #129
    KnifeWRENCH
    Closed Accounts Posts: 11,148 ✭✭✭✭KnifeWRENCH


    You put the sexy in dyslexic.

    Haven't tried it out yet, but will report back when I do! :pac:


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    #130
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,886 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    square_igloo wrote: »
    You put the sexy in dyslexic.

    Haven't tried it out yet, but will report back when I do! :pac:

    I have to use that on a guy-friend of mine! :D


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    #131
    bythewoods
    Registered Users Posts: 2,361 ✭✭✭bythewoods


    I've found this particular one works a treat:

    "What's your opinion on porn?"

    Also:
    "Let's get you an abortion" always goes down well.


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    #132
    RHRN
    Closed Accounts Posts: 357 ✭✭RHRN


    M: You look like my 6th GF...
    F: Really? How many GF's have you had?
    M: 5.

    And you're in there :cool:


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    #133
    Jesus Juice
    Registered Users Posts: 2,111 ✭✭✭Jesus Juice


    RHRN wrote: »
    M: You look like my 6th GF...
    F: Really? How many GF's have you had?
    M: 5.

    And you're in there :cool:
    What if they tell to fuck off you arrogant prick?:pac:


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    #134
    tolosenc
    Registered Users Posts: 6,889 ✭✭✭tolosenc


    "Hi, I'm ****ing loaded..."


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    #135
    nkay1985
    Registered Users Posts: 6,975 ✭✭✭nkay1985


    "Does this look like a cue to you?"

    :D


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    #136
    Frank3142
    Closed Accounts Posts: 268 ✭✭Frank3142


    are those tic-tacs in your shirt pockets or are you just excited to see me?

    and

    me: are you a horse?
    girl: no?!
    me: can i ride you anyway.

    yeaaa these are guaranteed to get you laid


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    #137
    cautioner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 862 ✭✭✭cautioner


    How's about I tickle your belly?


    From the inside?


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    #138
    n1ck
    Registered Users Posts: 2,084 ✭✭✭n1ck


    cautioner wrote: »
    How's about I tickle your belly?


    From the inside?

    Old :(


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    #139
    cautioner
    Closed Accounts Posts: 862 ✭✭✭cautioner


    :(


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    #140
    Jesus Juice
    Registered Users Posts: 2,111 ✭✭✭Jesus Juice


    :D I mean :(
    Damn bi-polar!:pac:


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    #141
    westwicklow
    Registered Users Posts: 566 ✭✭✭westwicklow


    Will you like soggy cornflakes tomorrow?


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    #142
    macroman
    Registered Users Posts: 980 ✭✭✭macroman


    My magic watch says you have genital herpes.
    You don't?
    Oh, then I guess it must be an hour fast.

    *Snap fingers. Point at crotch.*


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    #143
    Leprachaun
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,043 ✭✭✭Leprachaun


    I think Johnny Rotten did it best. Open the door to the ladies toilets and shout in "Hey,any of you ladies up for a bit of knob knoshin?".


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    #144
    Chanandler Bong
    Closed Accounts Posts: 514 ✭✭✭Chanandler Bong


    i got away with pretending to be some bloke of Hollywood trials for ages in clubs cos some girl told me randomly i looked like him, worked a dream for getting off with girls!


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    #145
    andyc09lad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44 ✭andyc09lad


    the best one is to ask a woman if there father was a thief cause he stole the stars and put them in their eyes


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    #146
    g-whizz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 148 ✭✭g-whizz


    "hey, i've got a new tatoo... its on my dick... its the word "dictionary".. how about we go back to mine and i put a few words in your mouth?!"

    "Shut-up bitch or i'll turn this rape into a murder!"


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    #147
    QueenOfLeon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,109 ✭✭✭QueenOfLeon


    g-whizz wrote: »
    "hey, i've got a new tatoo... its on my dick... its the word "dictionary".. how about we go back to mine and i put a few words in your mouth?!"

    O god...there it is...officially the WORST chat up line ive ever heard. :eek:


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    #148
    g-whizz
    Closed Accounts Posts: 148 ✭✭g-whizz


    Anne-Marie!! wrote: »
    O god...there it is...officially the WORST chat up line ive ever heard. :eek:

    hehehehe! have never used this, but would love to hear some results!


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    #149
    QueenOfLeon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 5,109 ✭✭✭QueenOfLeon


    g-whizz wrote: »
    hehehehe! have never used this, but would love to hear some results!

    Ha, well my guess is, a slap in the face, some verry dirty looks and possibly a drink over the head.* :D:D


    *possible slight over-exaggeration, but its still a REALLY bad line :pac:


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    #150
    andyc09lad
    Closed Accounts Posts: 44 ✭andyc09lad


    Anne-Marie!! wrote: »
    Ha, well my guess is, a slap in the face, some verry dirty looks and possibly a drink over the head.* :D:D


    *possible slight over-exaggeration, but its still a REALLY bad line :pac:

    yea but if there a total slapper itl prob work


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    #151
    Alkalimetal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 17 ✭Alkalimetal


    Nice shoes, wanna f***?

    Works... sort of...


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