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Favorite Chat Up Lines..

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    #182
    Shacklebolt
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,418 ✭✭✭Shacklebolt


    bythewoods wrote: »
    I'm actually a She. Just to clarify :P
    Talk about the perfect woman, eh?

    I actually knew you where a she but didnt notice the original comment was by you.. Sorry bythewoods.


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    #183
    kev_s88
    Registered Users Posts: 2,637 ✭✭✭kev_s88


    does this rag smell like chloroform to you???

    -or-

    Nice legs...What time do they open?


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    #184
    Ginja Ninja
    Registered Users Posts: 3,532 ✭✭✭Ginja Ninja


    Shacklebolt wrote: »
    Hes been watching this scene too much.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NI6iu7e91Y
    Quite possibly the greates thing I have ever seen.MARRY ME!!!! Bythewoods


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    #185
    Mr Maroon
    Closed Accounts Posts: 443 ✭✭Mr Maroon


    "Your eyes must be spanners... they're tightening my nuts."


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    #186
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,886 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Ultimate Chin wrote: »
    Yep. Boobies and a knife fetish.
    What else is needed? ;)

    Can she cook and clean?




    *runs*


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    #187
    Bubblefett
    Registered Users Posts: 2,032 ✭✭✭Bubblefett


    My favourite a guy ever used on me was "Hi, I'm a jedi"

    (at this point i'll point out i'm a massive star wars geek and possibly one of the few girls in the club that this line would have worked on)


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    #188
    mikeystipey
    Registered Users Posts: 183 ✭✭mikeystipey


    illiop wrote: »
    The better version of this is when you radomly shout "FAT PENGUIN!!" at someone...then explain what your acutally at.

    Or...grab an ice cube from your glass, walk over to a bird, put the ice cube on the ground, stamp on it and say 'so baby, now that we've broken the ice lets get to know each other a bit better' :D


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    #189
    Jackobyte
    Registered Users Posts: 6,321 ✭✭✭Jackobyte


    Nice shoes, wanna fcuk???

    "Legs" is the work. Lets go to your place and spread the words!!!

    If I was a squirrel and you were an otter I would soooo want to create a new species with you... Want to try anyway???


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    #190
    kev_s88
    Registered Users Posts: 2,637 ✭✭✭kev_s88


    Get your coat ive got a knife!

    Dont turn this rape into a murder!


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    #191
    MiciG91
    Closed Accounts Posts: 273 ✭✭MiciG91


    Want to go halves on a baby. . . works a charm

    Nice shoes (pause). . . want to ****

    One of my freinds got a slap for this one, by any chance are you a hooker


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    #192
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,886 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Are we human?
    *point to dance-floor*
    Or are we dancer?
    ;)


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    #193
    cool username
    Closed Accounts Posts: 40 ✭cool username


    Well the following have worked on me...
    A tap on the shoulder as I was walking through a bar "if you are looking for me, I'll be here!" which I thought was cute. A simple "you're beautiful" usually works. My current boyfriend didn't use a line he just walked over and took my hand.


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    #194
    Jackobyte
    Registered Users Posts: 6,321 ✭✭✭Jackobyte


    Are you a horse???
    *awkward pause*
    Cause I want to ride you!!!


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    #195
    Fince
    Registered Users Posts: 412 ✭✭Fince


    Shacklebolt wrote: »
    Hes been watching this scene too much.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3NI6iu7e91Y

    i want to badly dub this sooooooooooo bad.

    1 example of many: oh look, he tore his shirt very easily. i am wearing the same brand of shirt. i really don't wan't to tear my shirt. i shall rip the buttons from my shirt and take it off. i know what your thinking, but my wife can sow buttons no problem, when it comes to sowing patches, she might as well be wearing oven gloves. (end of scene)

    obviously the video would need to be paused for several minutes while the dialogue is going on


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    #196
    Fince
    Registered Users Posts: 412 ✭✭Fince


    bythewoods wrote: »
    I'm actually a She. Just to clarify :P
    Talk about the perfect woman, eh?

    Can you give me directions to your heart?


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    #197
    Teutorix
    Registered Users Posts: 1,674 ✭✭✭Teutorix


    Fince wrote: »
    Can you give me directions to your heart?
    Its two doors down from the knife shop I think


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    #198
    Fince
    Registered Users Posts: 412 ✭✭Fince


    Teutorix wrote: »
    Its two doors down from the knife shop I think

    god i lourve knifes


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    #199
    Jaafa
    Registered Users Posts: 2,621 ✭✭✭Jaafa


    Im a guy. Your a girl. Guess what happens next.


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    #200
    Teutorix
    Registered Users Posts: 1,674 ✭✭✭Teutorix


    Jaafa wrote: »
    Im a guy. Your a girl. Guess what happens next.
    You get your knife out?


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    #201
    Saul-Good
    Closed Accounts Posts: 113 ✭✭Saul-Good


    Hey do you feel like a fight?
    No!
    Oh, so I guess you're a lover then... :D


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    #202
    Craguls
    Closed Accounts Posts: 1,986 ✭✭✭Craguls


    If you were a pokémon I'd choose you! ;)


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    #203
    Scrambled egg
    Registered Users Posts: 383 ✭✭Scrambled egg


    Hey, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
    Enough to break the ice ;)


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    #204
    aine-maire
    Closed Accounts Posts: 456 ✭✭aine-maire


    Craguls wrote: »
    If you were a pokémon I'd choose you! ;)

    *sigh*

    best line ever...:p;)
    :D


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    #205
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,886 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Last night I actually heard somebody use the line "Get your coat, you've pulled".

    *faceplam*


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    #206
    tdc
    Closed Accounts Posts: 888 ✭✭✭tdc


    "hi i seem to have lost my phone number - can i have a ****!!!"

    actually used by a guy i know, PMSL :pac:


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    #207
    Teutorix
    Registered Users Posts: 1,674 ✭✭✭Teutorix


    tdc wrote: »
    "hi i seem to have lost my phone number - can i have a ****!!!"

    actually used by a guy i know, PMSL :pac:
    Thats pretty obscene... you friend has mastered the art of subtlety quite well i can see


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    #208
    p1akuw47h5r3it
    Closed Accounts Posts: 3,001 ✭✭✭p1akuw47h5r3it


    Scrambled egg wrote: »
    Hey, do you know how much a polar bear weighs?
    Enough to break the ice ;)

    Must be the 50th time that's appeared in this thread!!:pac:


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    #209
    Jackobyte
    Registered Users Posts: 6,321 ✭✭✭Jackobyte


    tdc wrote: »
    "hi i seem to have lost my phone number - can i have a ****!!!"

    actually used by a guy i know, PMSL :pac:
    Can't imagine that ending in any way except with a slap in the face and a knee in the groin...


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    #210
    GO'S
    Closed Accounts Posts: 456 ✭✭GO'S


    is ur father a baker? cause you've got some serious cakke


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    #211
    GO'S
    Closed Accounts Posts: 456 ✭✭GO'S


    do you like cheese? cause im an esay single


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