Favorite Chat Up Lines..

D4RK ONION · 04-11-2009 11:05pm

Your eyes are like... eh... big pizza pies?

(I suck at pick up lines

)

MrPain · 04-11-2009 11:06pm

If you were a snot I'd pick you first...

Bobalicious93 · 04-11-2009 11:06pm

D4RK ONION wrote: »

Your eyes are like... eh... big pizza pies?

(I suck at pick up lines )

"You can be the cheese to my onion"

You can have that one for free. Just 'cause I'm nice like that...

D4RK ONION · 04-11-2009 11:10pm

Ha, thanks sir bob!

phlegms · 05-11-2009 12:01am

This classic line has served me well many a time;

I wanna secks ur face.

sallysaucer · 09-11-2009 11:04pm

'How's your belly for a lodger?'

Said in the finest Wexford Town Accent. I nearly died laughing!!

tanora78 · 25-11-2009 11:44pm

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Insect Overlord · 26-11-2009 12:16am

andyrew120 wrote: »

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Interesting. Are those anything like genitals?

Gippart · 05-12-2009 1:12am

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Insect Overlord · 05-12-2009 1:50am

What in the name of Flying Spaghetti Monster is that compound?!

Teutorix · 05-12-2009 1:59am

Insect Overlord wrote: »

What in the name of Flying Spaghetti Monster is that compound?!

probably the chemical formula polish "vodka"

budgemook · 11-12-2009 1:27am

y'know the one, "is your dad a thief" "why?" "cos he stole the stars from the skies and put them in your eyes"?

I once said "Is your Dad a thief", the girl rolled her eyes and said "Why?" and I said "Because I'm missing a lawnmower".

Needless to say I went home alone that night.

D4RK ONION · 11-12-2009 1:33am

But, you also went home a complete legend. I think we know which is more important...

jameson4me · 11-12-2009 1:41am

try this

"do you know half of all girls in the shower masturbate and the other half sing.. do you know what they sing?"
she says no

"ah well you must be one of those who masturbate"

:D
gotta love the cheeky chappy approach

KarmaGarda · 11-12-2009 2:23am

Him: "Let's play a game. Mammies and Daddies. Who do you wanna be"
Her: "Daddy :rolleyes:"
Him: "Well Daddy, come over here and suck Mammies dick"

worded · 11-12-2009 3:24am

Toulousain wrote: »

I wish I was your derivative...

Does this smell like chloroform to you?

Variant

"Does this rag smell of chloroform to you"

karlram · 27-02-2011 1:09pm

classic

jefreywithonef · 27-02-2011 3:00pm

Haha, no.

Pigwidgeon · 27-02-2011 11:28pm

Kells... · 27-02-2011 11:29pm

I don't need no chat up lines

mcw92 · 25-03-2011 10:19pm

back at underage, all ya needed to do was point at the girl then at yourself, thens thats ya sorted

or if i walking bout with a mate,
me: (to random girl) will u shift my friend?
girl: eh..no
me: sound then, shift me so!

Worked most of the time! :L

One my mates also had a belt there a while ago in a nightclub(overage) that you could put text on the buckle(?),
so there was me chatting a random girl at the bar, i see him walking by and chat to him for a second leaving the girl for a bit, he has the belt on him sayin , shift ? .
i knew i already pretty much had this girl so decided to let my mate try her;)
i tell the girl my mate has something to ask her, so she looks, he lifts up his top,shows the belt, and the girl just about finishes reading it, and busts out laughing..then a slow no from herself :L:L
couldnt stop laughing!
anyways back to her and i just stayed with her for a bita action

murphthesmurf · 30-03-2011 2:06pm

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TrustedApple · 30-03-2011 4:51pm

Was looking at a t-shirt there last night
And I picked this up the last men's small

http://www.bloodisthenewblack.com/shop/store.php?crn=2653&rn=7728&action=show_detail

Can't wait to say to someone Will it be ok to do this to you ?

http://www.bloodisthenewblack.com/shop/store.php?crn=2752&rn=8492&action=show_detail

I also picked up this one
Can I play it as it lays
Basically it says I like to play with you while you lay there down there