A man lost both ears....

jc7

A man lost both ears in an accident. No plastic surgeon could offer him
a solution. He heard of a very good one in Sweden, and went to him. The
new surgeon examined him, thought a while, and said, "Yes, I can put you right."

After the operation, bandages off, stitches out, he goes to his hotel. The morning after, in a rage, he calls his surgeon, and yells, "You swine, you gave me a woman's ears."

"Well, an ear is an ear, it makes no difference whether it is a man's or a woman's."

"You're wrong, I hear everything, but I don't understand a thing!

Rebel021

jc7 wrote: »

A man lost both ears in an accident. No plastic surgeon could offer him
a solution. He heard of a very good one in Sweden, and went to him. The
new surgeon examined him, thought a while, and said, "Yes, I can put you right."

After the operation, bandages off, stitches out, he goes to his hotel. The morning after, in a rage, he calls his surgeon, and yells, "You swine, you gave me a woman's ears."

"Well, an ear is an ear, it makes no difference whether it is a man's or a woman's."

"You're wrong, I hear everything, but I don't understand a thing!

good but the above needs to be corrected

Big Wave

Rebel021 wrote: »

good but the above needs to be corrected

So you picked up on that, but missed the part where he has a conversation with the doctor before the surgery? THAT bit was fine to you?

Stabshauptmann

Big Wave wrote: »

So you picked up on that, but missed the part where he has a conversation with the doctor before the surgery? THAT bit was fine to you?

rofl

ottostreet

lol...the responses are funnier than the joke tbh