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Wrong Pick Up Lines

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  • 16-02-2009 1:17am
    #1
    jc7
    Closed Accounts Posts: 305 ✭✭


    Did you fart, cause you blew me away.

    Are your parents retarded, 'cause you sure are special.

    My Love for you is like diarrohea ... I can't hold it in.

    If you and I were Squirrels, I'd store my nuts in your hole.

    You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a lightswitch away.

    Man - Fat Penguin !
    Woman - WHAT?
    Man - I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.

    I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your bed-rock.

    Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

    If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

    Your face reminds me of a spanner, every time I think of it my nuts tighten!


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