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The best/worst night of passion

busted flush · 2009-02-16 10:51:52

This is so bloody weird , i was at a family funeral this weekend and my dads estranged sister and i were smoking a fag , she was upset so gave her a hug and then she started to snog me , one thing led to another and I'm sorry to say we spend the night at a near by hotel making love! :eek: . I'm racked with guilt and dont…

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#32 16-02-2009 12:33pm

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busted flush wrote: »

what ever am i to do as she goes back to the adoption clinic in Nigeria tomorrow. Any suggestions?

419 fraud

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#33 16-02-2009 12:34pm

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Dragan wrote: »

What the **** are you gonna do when she comes back in 2 years with a 7 fingered banjo virtuoso and wants to introduce him to his father/cousin?

If Deliverance is anything to go by at least they'll have a talented banjo player in the family

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#34 16-02-2009 12:35pm

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I laughed cause you said "making Love" ! bahaha

it wouldnt be half as wierd if you just said " i rode her" , "making love" shows there ****ed up feelings involed :eek:!

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#35 16-02-2009 12:36pm

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All my aunt every gave me was a few pairs of socks at Christmas...

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#36 16-02-2009 12:37pm

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http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=59038911&postcount=1

Mustard :eek:

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#37 16-02-2009 12:38pm

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Bit of a mustard hotdog into the mouth, oh ye.

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#38 16-02-2009 12:39pm

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busted flush wrote: »

This is so bloody weird , i was at a family funeral this weekend and my dads estranged sister and i were smoking a fag , she was upset so gave her a hug and then she started to snog me , one thing led to another and I'm sorry to say we spend the night at a near by hotel making love! :eek: . I'm racked with guilt and dont know what to do as it was the most amazing experience of my life. It was so wrong yet it felt so dam right, what ever am i to do as she goes back to the adoption clinic in Nigeria tomorrow where she works as a part time nurse. Any suggestions?

wat

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#39 16-02-2009 12:40pm

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CountingCrows wrote: »

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showpost.php?p=59038911&postcount=1

Mustard :eek:

O my holy god.

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#40 16-02-2009 12:42pm

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razorblunt wrote: »

Your aunt!

If you cant keep it in the pants keep it in the family eh!

family game with 6 letters... lol

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#41 16-02-2009 12:43pm

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Jaysus, the Aunt likes hot dogs.

She's hot.

Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.

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#42 16-02-2009 12:44pm

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ErinGoBrath wrote: »

All my aunt every gave me was a few pairs of socks at Christmas...

imagine what he'll get at christmas

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#43 16-02-2009 12:45pm

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Dragan wrote: »

What the **** are you gonna do when she comes back in 2 years with a 7 fingered banjo virtuoso and wants to introduce him to his father/cousin?

Yeah man, hurry up and learn the feckin guitar.

And grow a mullet. Kids love mullets.

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#44 16-02-2009 12:46pm

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I call Shenanigans....

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#45 16-02-2009 12:49pm

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OP I bet you expected the rest of us to have similar stories and to add them after yours and that we could all compare. In reality you are a unique case, you have just stunned us all!

/rubs hands

"this is gonna be great!"

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#46 16-02-2009 12:50pm

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In fairness, Incest is relatively fun/

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#47 16-02-2009 12:52pm

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I am totally in SHOCK :eek:

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#48 16-02-2009 12:55pm

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MikeStrutington wrote: »

OP I bet you expected the rest of us to have similar stories and to add them after yours and that we could all compare. In reality you are a unique case, you have just stunned us all!

/rubs hands

"this is gonna be great!"

well, there was this one time, at band camp.....

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#49 16-02-2009 1:00pm

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Best Monday thread ever...

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#50 16-02-2009 1:03pm

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Sofaspud wrote: »

In fairness, Incest is relatively fun/

Spoken from experience?

Thanks.

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#51 16-02-2009 1:06pm

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Compare notes with your dad.

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#52 16-02-2009 1:18pm

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Anyone else want to help me go thorough his posts looking for a photo on KYN?

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#53 16-02-2009 1:20pm

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busted flush wrote: »

This is so bloody weird , i was at a family funeral this weekend and my dads estranged sister and i were smoking a fag , she was upset so gave her a hug and then she started to snog me , one thing led to another and I'm sorry to say we spend the night at a near by hotel making love! :eek: . I'm racked with guilt and dont know what to do as it was the most amazing experience of my life. It was so wrong yet it felt so dam right, what ever am i to do as she goes back to the adoption clinic in Nigeria tomorrow where she works as a part time nurse. Any suggestions?

Yore auntie?!

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#54 16-02-2009 1:22pm

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Relevant wrote: »

Anyone else want to help me go thorough his posts looking for a photo on KYN?

go to Cool Pics forum

Click on number of posts

ctrl+f search username in popup

click number of user posts

???

profit!

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#55 16-02-2009 1:28pm

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Goddamnit, why couldn't it have been your uncle......

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#56 16-02-2009 1:33pm

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busted flush wrote: »

things u think about when your really drunk on west of Ireland moon shine

murder, wedlock, grain, telephones, commas, French people, fasting, erotic frogs,Siamese twins and the letter l. . Apologies im quiet drunk and im just home from a wake. :eek:

Hmmm .... add your aunty to that list.

busted flush wrote: »

just back from a funeral where i drank alot of potine along with copious amounts of beer, in the company of a very very good friend who is a Liverpool fan. Oh my god did i give him some amount of 5hit! So proud of the lads

Hmmmm... could of been his uncle after all?

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#57 16-02-2009 2:49pm

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Sleipnir wrote: »

No it doesn't. It means they don't speak or don't get on.

Eh..... that's what I was pointing out - that they don't mean the same thing.

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#58 16-02-2009 2:58pm

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busted flush wrote: »

... it was the most amazing experience of my life.

...
Any suggestions?

Be sure to let us know how you get on with your mother and sister.

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#59 16-02-2009 3:01pm

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I guess the poor relative's corpse wasn't the only thing stiff at that funeral! :pac:

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#60 16-02-2009 3:01pm

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Now ive slightly recovered from shock im gonna go with spme standard responses.
A) Pics or GTFO
Can we have her number/msn/e-mail/address/anything that allows contact
C) Youre going to hell

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#61 16-02-2009 3:02pm

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All of you admit it........everyone has an aunt/cousins that they'd love to tuck into! I know I do.

OP, you could become your dad's brother-in-law! Awesome.

I salute you.
*Mental high five*.

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