The best/worst night of passion

Professey Chin

busted flush wrote: »

,but she is hated in our family for something she did years ago

Another relative?

donmeister

busted flush wrote: »

They have short hair , my other aunt had long. Now im kinda regretting posting this in the first place. Jesus some of ye guys are heartless . It was a mistake, i was locked and i know it was wrong but what can i do now, im racked with guilt. I feel dirty. It was amazing for both of us we just could not keep our hands of each other. How can something this bad feel so right?

Its not right.
You're sick.
Either see a psychiatrist or leave the country.
Please.
Its for you're own good!

Professey Chin

Bluebluesky wrote: »

DENIAL is your friend.

I thought it was a river in egypt

*gets coat*

busted flush

Bluebluesky wrote: »

Ok Ok I am kinda starting to feel for this guy, it is Monday and he has the almight FEAR in him so let's play nice.

Details of STD please? chlamydia

She is a triplet - Nice! Maybe under different circumstances

Right think straight here, if word gets out call her a mental lunatic and remember DENIAL is your friend.

ty mate

Bluebluesky

busted flush wrote: »

No, im from a pretty sound set up , thats the problem this is so out of charachter for me . I cant stop thinking about her , we just seemed to click,but she is hated in our family for something she did years ago and was only back for the funeral!:(

Ok what did she do - listen it was AWFUL but u need to forget it ever happened and banish her to the land of it NEVER FCUKING HAPPENED!

Professey Chin

Dammit!! Why are people gettin serious!!!This is AH!!!!

keen

busted flush wrote: »

No, im from a pretty sound set up , thats the problem this is so out of charachter for me . I cant stop thinking about her , we just seemed to click,but she is hated in our family for something she did years ago and was only back for the funeral!:(

I suppose, if you were a traveller you probably wouldn't of gotten a room in the hotel.

KnifeWRENCH

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

Le Auntie Fookerr?

:eek:
You cannot put Le before a word beginning with a vowel or a h. It has to be L'

Someone ****ing their aunt I can handle but I will not stand for the French language being butchered around here! :mad:

starn

Bluebluesky wrote: »

Ok what did she do - listen it was AWFUL but u need to forget it ever happened and banish her to the land of it NEVER FCUKING HAPPENED!

Id say she is already there. There is no way any of this actually happened. Regardless of how entertaining this thread is

Procasinator

1 out of 3!

But seriously, tell your Aunt about the STD. And then move on, the sex was good cause of a whirlwind of emotions.

Don't tell the rest of the family, cause by christ they would want to kill her.

And in the future, refrain from publishing your antics on high-traffic forums.

BTW: Are they (the triplets) all hot?

Professey Chin

square_igloo wrote: »

:eek:
You cannot put Le before a word beginning with a vowel or a h. It has to be L'

Someone ****ing their aunt I can handle but I will not stand for the French language being butchered around here! :mad:

Ah feck off. I havnt done french in 6 years
(or a french ever)

starn

Procasinator wrote: »

1 out of 3!
Are they (the triplets) all hot?

Go on fire a few pictures up, how old are they ?
What did your auntie do in the past ?
Did you remember he mustard ?

Bluebluesky

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

I thought it was a river in egypt

*gets coat*

LOLOLOLOL

flyton5

AUNTIE FÜCKER!!! Ahhhhahahaha. Sick sick man. Take the advice from the MASH theme tune...

Jesus Juice

''A family that lays together,stays together''

NADA

Smell of bull**** here to be honest!

Professey Chin

Jesus Juice wrote: »

''A family that lays together,stays together''

Suddenly explains the waltons

stovelid

Imagine she was pregnant.

You could have a CouSon?

Professey Chin

NADA wrote: »

Smell of bull**** here to be honest!

No thats me. Sorry

Bluebluesky

Still in work cannot leave this thread for a minute. It is too good!!!

Professey Chin

Bluebluesky wrote: »

Still in work cannot leave this thread for a minute. It is too good!!!

Alright. Move along. Nothing to see here



except incest:pac:

spoonbadger

busted flush wrote: »

.......dads estranged sister......spend the night at a near by hotel.......

busted flush wrote: »

.....is a triplet....

With a situation like that, you have no other choice....

....You must make the *single* greatest porn-movie known to man, and retire to the bahamas as a porno god.

It is your destiny.

SoWatchaWant

What's the age difference?

Agent Smith

This thread made my day.


Only way that this could get any better is if the OP is Ginger.

missingtime

Agent Smith wrote: »

Only way that this could get any better is if the OP is Ginger.

and wears a celtic jersey.

Agent Smith

missingtime wrote: »

and wears a celtic jersey.

nice touch

LD 50

Ahahaha. This is brilliant. Gotta hand it to the OP. Not everyone can get away with having sex with their aunt

Agent Smith

busted flush wrote: »

This is so bloody weird , i was at a family funeral this weekend and my dads estranged sister and i were smoking a fag , she was upset so gave her a hug and then she started to snog me , one thing led to another and I'm sorry to say we spend the night at a near by hotel making love! :eek: . I'm racked with guilt and dont know what to do as it was the most amazing experience of my life. It was so wrong yet it felt so dam right, what ever am i to do as she goes back to the adoption clinic in Nigeria tomorrow where she works as a part time nurse. Any suggestions?

Just dont do what these guys did

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4

The Saint

Did she still have the taste of your Da's knob on her? How did she compare to your sister?

spoonbadger

The Saint wrote: »

Did she still have the taste of your Da's knob on her? How did she compare to your sister?

Wow, subtle. I dont know what you get up to in your family, but.....:pac:.