The best/worst night of passion

Black Swan

bunny shooter wrote: »

What ya gonna do for April 1st now?

Act a fool?

Abi

busted flush wrote: »

I honestly cannot believe how far this thread has gone . I have removed my make up and have come back up on stage to take my bow.

ps. you guys are some gullible lot, but thanks for the enjoyment while it lasted. I know il never get away with it again but by god did i milk this one. Right now im off to cork airport to catch a connecting flight to Atlantis where Jesus has apparently appeared and has called for me personally to lead the revolution !:D

pps. The original post was written last Monday morning while suffering from a horrible hangover! :eek:

Go away with yourself. You were caught out, take the burn ffs. Trying to make it part of the plan doesnt wash with me sunny jim.

Annnd.. I refer back to my last post questioning the airport, time, airline etc. next post- Emos little beaute.

/Tips hat to Emo

junior_apollo

Abigayle wrote: »

Go away with yourself. You were caught out, take the burn ffs. Trying to make it part of the plan doesnt wash with me sunny jim.

Annnd.. I refer back to my last post questioning the airport, time, airline etc. next post- Emos little beaute.

/Tips hat to Emo

Surely only someone who has severe mental "inadequacies" would believe the story and argue that the OP was caught out... Nobody 'believed' the story for the word go but it was an amusing story and just the thoughts of that actually happening to someone are what made it so funny and worthwhile to keep alive...

Thank you OP for the journey and may there be many more (hopefully not as far as Nigeria though, I havent had my vaccinations lately :P)

MonicaBing

I am doffing my cap at you sir, highly entertaining thread!:D Brought the subject up at Dinner at the weekend and oooh it caused some outraged gasps, with much clasping of people's breasts and Shrieks of ''how very dare he'' abounding....!

Abi

junior_apollo wrote: »

Surely only someone who has severe mental "inadequacies" would believe the story

Funny the thread took a major turn after Emos post isnt it?

Least Im honest that I sat on the fence on it, rather than save e-penis- like some.

Be careful with your mental jibes.

Noopti

busted flush wrote: »

I honestly cannot believe how far this thread has gone . I have removed my make up and have come back up on stage to take my bow.

ps. you guys are some gullible lot, but thanks for the enjoyment while it lasted. I know il never get away with it again but by god did i milk this one. Right now im off to cork airport to catch a connecting flight to Atlantis where Jesus has apparently appeared and has called for me personally to lead the revolution !:D

pps. The original post was written last Monday morning while suffering from a horrible hangover! :eek:

You'd probably still f*ck your aunt though, wouldn't you?

seanybiker

hobochris wrote: »

I'm not sure which is better this thread or the one posted by outpost31 last year about his mates riding while he's in the room.

pure ****ing gold.

Ha ha that was one sick thread. This one is class though

Lockstep

The most epic trolljob I've seen since Crum Bum

NSFW! Also, extremely cruel.
Seriously, open at your own risk, the troll does a brilliant job at first but soon lets it slip.

Sherifu

Omg I can't believe it wasn't real...

I will no longer believe everything I read on the internet.

*shock*

flanzer

I see Corrie bosses have made the OP's exploits into a storyline :pac:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/soaps/article2251096.ece

AnonoBoy

Jaysus this was a great thread. Of course I didn't believe it but that didn't stop it being a great laugh all the way through.

Thrusted Gush you're a little legend.

Jammyc

flanzer wrote: »

I see Corrie bosses have made the OP's exploits into a storyline :pac:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/soaps/article2251096.ece

Dahahahahaahahaha

/Salutes

General Zod

You've let yourself down by admitting to it. spoilt the mystique you had built up.

a good troll never admits to it. While I doubt anyone believed a word of it, you pushed it too far by the time you said you were going to visit her in Nigeria. It stopped being a good troll and turned into a creative writing exercise yawnfast.

Ah well, at least the thread was entertaining up to a point. thanks for that.

stevelknievel

OP, congrats great story and some fantastic responses thrown in. Best thread i read in a long time. Seeing as its AH I kinda doubted it from the start but when the whole triplets, VD, no condom, Nigeria, I'm in love thing came out it was gone. But, like the tooth fairy, I wanted to believe in you. So much. And now my faith is shattered. Good times though

busted flush

Dear mods its time to say goodbye to this i think. Thanks for not binning it sooner btw. I'm planning a comeback under a different alias in the distant future when food is replaced by a pill, and death has been cured!

busted flush

General Zod wrote: »

You've let yourself down by admitting to it. spoilt the mystique you had built up.

a good troll never admits to it. While I doubt anyone believed a word of it, you pushed it too far by the time you said you were going to visit her in Nigeria. It stopped being a good troll and turned into a creative writing exercise yawnfast.

Ah well, at least the thread was entertaining up to a point. thanks for that.

I love your positive slant on this, you should go into business as a life coach.
Your pleasant , life affirming attitude, to all things really shines through. Also your ability to go with the flow and just enjoy the moment is to me your greatest attribute. Let me know when the first book comes out as i will be first in line to get that exclusive autograph! General zod is however a poor choice of name for you, wasn't he the grumpy arch enemy of superman, your more like supergran, she was a super hero totally devoid of grumpiness and jealousy very like you !

MonicaBing

busted flush wrote: »

I love your positive slant on this, you should go into business as a life coach.
Your pleasant , life affirming attitude, to all things really shines through. Also your ability to go with the flow and just enjoy the moment is to me your greatest attribute. Let me know when the first book comes out as i will be first in line to get that exclusive autograph! General zod is however a poor choice of name for you, wasn't he the grumpy arch enemy of superman, your more like supergran, she was a super hero totally devoid of grumpiness and jealousy very like you !

OOOOoooooohhhhhh, saucer of milk for one please.....:D;)

General Zod

busted flush wrote: »

I love your positive slant on this, you should go into business as a life coach.
Your pleasant , life affirming attitude, to all things really shines through. Also your ability to go with the flow and just enjoy the moment is to me your greatest attribute. Let me know when the first book comes out as i will be first in line to get that exclusive autograph! General zod is however a poor choice of name for you, wasn't he the grumpy arch enemy of superman, your more like supergran, she was a super hero totally devoid of grumpiness and jealousy very like you !

Oh pishaw, such flattery will get you everywhere! I do however recognise your superior scientific skills, what with being able to transport through time back to 1995 when "hurr, I made it all up and can't believe everyone believed it for so long" was a fresh and new tactic in internet trolling.

Excelcior!

RxQueen

OP likes this ride


http://img.chan4chan.gagspace.com/img/2009-02-03/1233700625128.jpg

steo87

i just hope this does not come back to haunt me!!!

Don't you mean hAUNT you?! See what I did there?...No? Well fúck you!!

busted flush

General Zod wrote: »

Oh pishaw, such flattery will get you everywhere! I do however recognise your superior scientific skills, what with being able to transport through time back to 1995 when "hurr, I made it all up and can't believe everyone believed it for so long" was a fresh and new tactic in internet trolling.

Excelcior!

Well it sure beats " I'm giving out about trolling , even though thats exactly what I'm doing" supergran! Also your mother stinks of elderberry's (oh no i might get accused of plagiarism now!). Keep up the positivity brother, it makes you shine!

General Zod

busted flush wrote: »

Well it sure beats " I'm giving out about trolling , even though thats exactly what I'm doing" supergran! Also your mother stinks of elderberry's (oh no i might get accused of plagiarism now!). Keep up the positivity brother, it makes you shine!

I'm far from giving out about it! Just giving you some constructive
criticism about your work! That's what you creative writers want, right?

kowloon

General Zod wrote: »

I'm far from giving out about it! Just giving you some constructive
criticism about your work! That's what you creative writers want, right?

Son of Jorel, KNEEL BEFORE ZOD!

Dragan

I haven't really read this thread since about page four, did this guy do it in the mess with his Aunt or what?

Terodil

I haven't really read the post above me but the answer almost certainly is 42.

Turd Ferguson

Thank you busted flush. Many many lols in this thread. I didnt believe a word of it (nothing on the internet is ever real) but I had fun.

IvaBigWun

NADA wrote: »

Smell of bull**** here to be honest!

Bigtime. And Im only on page 8.

Complete bollix tbh but funny all the same.

PolishPete

thread of the year this one!

dr.bollocko

PolishPete wrote: »

thread of the year this one!

I think most of us thought it was a complete load of shite tbh.

Overheal

I smelled shenannigans when I thought of that tadpole movie, then you tried to troll up PI on Thursday or so - protip: dont try that in PI again, Beruthiel would have you for lunch.

busted flush

Overheal wrote: »

I smelled shenannigans when I thought of that tadpole movie, then you tried to troll up PI on Thursday or so - protip: dont try that in PI again, Beruthiel would have you for lunch.

Yea i know i just got out of prison!

TheZohanS

Now a truly great creative writer would have stopped after the first post, thus ensuring that the story would forever more be remembered and would have earned its place amongst the great Urban Legends.

By posting again and outing yourself you have ruined the story and any chance it had of making thread of the year.

You have been successful in turning an epic win into an epic fail.

Latchy

It had fail from post 1 .

TheZohan

TheZohan wrote: »

Now a truly great creative writer would have stopped after the first post, thus ensuring that the story would forever more be remembered and would have earned its place amongst the great Urban Legends.

By posting again and outing yourself you have ruined the story and any chance it had of making thread of the year.

You have been successful in turning an epic win into an epic fail.

+1

After you replied you completely ruined it

RaverRo808

busted flush wrote: »

Yea i know i just got out of prison!

So it was aload of Sh*te then??,I was hoping it was real,and was it wrong I was slightly aroused ???

RaverRo808

RaverRo808 wrote: »

was it wrong I was slightly aroused ???

Yes it was!!:mad:

No not at all;)

The_Joker

busted flush wrote: »

She is actually my dads younger sister and is a triplet, and I'm really close to my two other aunts, if they ever found out

Maybe they'd join in!
Imagine the money you'd make from the DVDs !!!

busted flush wrote: »

my dads estranged sister .

you should've said she was
estranged bacause she used to be your uncle! no imagination tut tut tut

4zn76tysfajdxp

Estelle Handsome Penniless wrote: »

***EDIT - YOU HAD SEX WITH YOUR AUNT?..

Fucking deadly (I'm gonna hit you up with a 'thanks' for that too!).

Best first reply ever.