The best/worst night of passion

Noopti

I hope to God none of your cousins/relations read these forums because I doubt there are many people who have recently attended a funeral where an estranged triplet turned up.

But the story, while utterly awesome....sounds completely untrue.

Steoob

http://lemmycaution.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/successful-troll-is-successful.jpg

Zonda999

Fizman wrote: »

All of you admit it........everyone has an aunt/cousins that they'd love to tuck into! I know I do.

OP, you could become your dad's brother-in-law! Awesome.

I salute you.
*Mental high five*.

A cousin maybe, but not an AUNT,FFS!!!

WHAT a thread though?? Has anyone notified the tabloids??

dodzy

Jesus Juice wrote: »

You just ruined your story...

+1, Sadly

busted flush

I know it sounded weird and that a guy would come on to a forum , such as boards and use it a vessel to confess to sleeping with his aunt. Believe me i thought long and hard about it! I did it to get some genuine perspective on my situation, i knew that the majority of posts would take the piss and i accept that, however if i learned anything from some of the replies ,it is i have to face my demons head on . I have decided to go to Nigeria and visit her. This is so out of character for me .... its just something i know i need to do. Things were left unsaid and i know that she was anxious to talk to me too. So i suppose id like to thank ye for taking the time to help me through this difficult time.
regards
busted f

Jesus Juice

busted flush wrote: »

I know it sounded weird and that a guy would come on to a forum , such as boards and use it a vessel to confess to sleeping with his aunt. Believe me i thought long and hard about it! I did it to get some genuine perspective on my situation, i knew that the majority of posts would take the piss and i accept that, however if i learned anything from some of the replies ,it is i have to face my demons head on . I have decided to go to Nigeria and visit her. This is so out of character for me .... its just something i know i need to do. Things were left unsaid and i know that she was anxious to talk to me too. So i suppose id like to thank ye for taking the time to help me through this difficult time.
regards
busted f

Please just stop.

Bluebluesky

Jesus Juice wrote: »

Please just stop.

Please send us a postcard!!!!

Professey Chin

busted flush wrote: »

I know it sounded weird and that a guy would come on to a forum , such as boards and use it a vessel to confess to sleeping with his aunt. Believe me i thought long and hard about it! I did it to get some genuine perspective on my situation, i knew that the majority of posts would take the piss and i accept that, however if i learned anything from some of the replies ,it is i have to face my demons head on . I have decided to go to Nigeria and visit her. This is so out of character for me .... its just something i know i need to do. Things were left unsaid and i know that she was anxious to talk to me too. So i suppose id like to thank ye for taking the time to help me through this difficult time.
regards
busted f

I assume she has internet


bring a webcam

sitout

Im going to contact the sun about this . lol:D

Professey Chin

sitout wrote: »

Im going to contact the sun about this . lol:D

Not so fast. That sun money is mine :pac:

Sleipnir

Excellent thread.

"I shagged my aunt and now I'm following her to Nigeria"

Seriously OP, how will your Dad react if you both "come clean"?
(I realise that phrase will be twisted by the sick puppies on this place)

Professey Chin

Sleipnir wrote: »

Seriously OP, how will your Dad react if you both "come clean"?

Join in? Incest orgy when granny and the other aunts get involved

General Zod

OP, have you ever heard the joke "the Aristocrats"?

Professey Chin

General Zod wrote: »

OP, have you ever heard the joke "the Aristocrats"?

No but hes after experiencing the Incestoaunts

Good god that was terrible

Sleipnir

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

Incest orgy

The last taboo.

Or "The Final Frontier" if you're as adventurous as our hero.

partyguinness

Deadly....only advise I can think of is DONT TELL YOUR FATHER that you fcuked his sister...jesus..

Professey Chin

partyguinness wrote: »

Deadly....only advise I can think of is DONT TELL YOUR FATHER that you fcuked his sister...jesus..

Mainly out of fear of his reply being "Its ok son. Shes the family bicycle"

partyguinness

Did anyone catch what age she is?

junior_apollo

partyguinness wrote: »

Deadly....only advise I can think of is DONT TELL YOUR FATHER that you fcuked his sister...jesus..

Hang on ... hang on.... His sister's name is "Jesus"???

Bluebluesky

partyguinness wrote: »

Did anyone catch what age she is?

10years younger than his father is all we got....

Toto Wolfcastle

Bluebluesky wrote: »

10years younger than his father is all we got....

I thought she's 10 years older than the nephew she rode?

Professey Chin

Bluebluesky wrote: »

10years younger than his father is all we got....

I thought it was 10 years older then the OP so im hoping at least mid 20s

Actually no. It could get even better

junior_apollo

OP is 10 years younger than his Aunt.
Aunt is 10 years younger than OP's dad.
How many Apples does Timmy have left?

Professey Chin

junior_apollo wrote: »

OP is 10 years younger than his Aunt.
Aunt is 10 years younger than OP's dad.
How many Apples does Timmy have left?

Gonnerhea

Toto Wolfcastle

junior_apollo wrote: »

OP is 10 years younger than his Aunt.
Aunt is 10 years younger than OP's dad.
How many Apples does Timmy have left?

If x is the age of the Aunt, and y is the age of the OP, and z is the age of the dad then Timmy has 2 bad apples left.

Turd Ferguson

busted flush wrote: »

i have given her my e mail and she said she would stay in contact.

Did she say 'if you get any e-mails from Nigera,just reply to them'. Cos if so I think you may have been duped.

And as far as the age thing goes I think aunt is 23 and OP is 13...right? Please let me be right.

RonMexico

Jaysus I knew Brian Lenihan was looking shagged tired lately, now I know why.

Oh Mary! (O' Rourke)
Why don't you have some sense...

dodzy

Sleipnir wrote: »

Excellent thread.

"I shagged my aunt and now I'm following her to Nigeria"

Seriously OP, how will your Dad react if you both "come clean"?
(I realise that phrase will be twisted by the sick puppies on this place)

Ah come on there Sleipnir, sick puppies is a tad harsh don't you think ? But seriously, it is obvious thar at least one of the party involved most definitely did NOT come clean;)

Abi

busted flush wrote: »

I have decided to go to Nigeria and visit her. This is so out of character for me .... its just something i know i need to do. Things were left unsaid and i know that she was anxious to talk to me too.

You dont want to talk to her dawg, you just wana lamp her again. Go get you some halp son.

/typo

Professey Chin

Abigayle wrote: »

You dont want to talk to her dawg, you just lamp her again. Go get you some help son.

Word:cool: