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The best/worst night of passion

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  • #212
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    Abigayle wrote: »
    You dont want to talk to her dawg, you just wana lamp her again. Go get you some halp son.

    /typo

    Lol, it makes me think of this


  • #213
    Steoob
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 2,552 ✭✭✭Steoob


    ya ok im bored of this thread now. the OP ruined the story and the replies are just people trying to come up with the lamest puns they can fishing for thanks. have fun everybody, peace out.


  • #214
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    True or not /ruined or not ,the OP recieved a hell of a lot of thanks for his efforts .


  • #215
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    Steoob wrote: »
    the OP ruined the story

    Did he fock. I wana know:

    * When the flight is

    * Does she get the clap

    * Does she drop one in the next few months

    * How many arms, legs, heads etc. will it have.


    Hes only a bit guilty, but wants to give her another shot at the title.

    Whist you. This gem deserves focking stickification. Shhhhh.


  • #216
    GLaDOS
    Moderators, Regional East Moderators Posts: 23,224 Mod ✭✭✭✭GLaDOS


    I hope this gets post of the day

    Cake, and grief counseling, will be available at the conclusion of the test



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  • #217
    Latchy
    Closed Accounts Posts: 21,191 ✭✭✭✭Latchy


    Post of the day can be any post anybody wishs to be.


  • #218
    stevelknievel
    Registered Users Posts: 170 ✭✭stevelknievel


    sunshine007 wrote: »
    Night in hotel room.................99 euro

    Fags and booze......................50 euro

    Waking up every morning for the rest of your life KNOWING you ****ed your Auntie.................................PRICELESS!!!!!

    For everything else... there's STD clinics and Psychiatrists!!


    Fooking brilliant Sunshine. Loved it. OP, you said you had a lot in common, but you cant explain it. It was hardly family members, was it?


  • #219
    who007
    Closed Accounts Posts: 711 ✭✭✭who007


    hobochris wrote: »
    I'm not sure which is better this thread or the one posted by outpost31 last year about his mates riding while he's in the room.

    pure ****ing gold.
    :D


    That sounds class! Do you have a link to it?


  • #220
    [Deleted User]
    Posts: 0 ✭ [Deleted User]


    This thread was brilliant at the start but its obvious from the op's replies he's taking the pi$s.....

    Or is he? Damn it I want to believe but I .. I just don't know anymore


  • #221
    Pal
    Closed Accounts Posts: 4,115 ✭✭✭Pal


    its a wind up but very funny.


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  • #222
    Sherifu
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 17,727 ✭✭✭✭Sherifu


    Pal wrote: »
    its a wind up but very funny.
    It's up there with the sexually abused dog story.


  • #223
    Lockstep
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 9,030 ✭✭✭Lockstep


    Overheal wrote: »
    Oh damn, what was the name of that movie...I know there was a movie about this... it was made in 2000 something with a weird french word for a title.

    Ma Mére?

    I remember all the French people talking about it when it came out.


  • #224
    ibarelycare
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 58,456 ✭✭✭✭ibarelycare


    ScienceNerd wrote: »
    I hope this gets post of the day

    It was post of the day yesterday or the day before :)


  • #225
    OldGoat
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 12,637 ✭✭✭✭OldGoat


    kickoutthejams wrote: »
    Ma Mére?
    Biting my lip, struggling to avoid the obvious posting, looking worriedly at the banstick. :P

    I'm older than Minecraft goats.



  • #226
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    who007 wrote: »
    That sounds class! Do you have a link to it?
    Heres the thread :D
    http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055359719&highlight=outpost31


  • #227
    junior_apollo
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 740 ✭✭✭junior_apollo


    kickoutthejams wrote: »
    Ma Mére?

    I remember all the French people talking about it when it came out.

    Votre mère!!! :D


  • #228
    busted flush
    Closed Accounts Posts: 722 ✭✭✭busted flush


    She emailed me back today guys. I'm ****ting myself she actually wants me to come over too :eek:. I'm flying next Monday via lanzarotte. This is actually where i finish guys anything else that happens will be not posted on here!


  • #229
    abbococo
    Registered Users Posts: 29 ✭abbococo


    Don't forget to get your Visa sorted. :rolleyes:


  • #230
    Turd Ferguson
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,193 ✭✭✭Turd Ferguson


    busted flush wrote: »
    She emailed me back today guys. I'm ****ting myself she actually wants me to come over too :eek:. I'm flying next Monday via lanzarotte. This is actually where i finish guys anything else that happens will be not posted on here!

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    lol


  • #231
    Jesus Juice
    Registered Users Posts: 2,111 ✭✭✭Jesus Juice


    busted flush wrote: »
    She emailed me back today guys. I'm ****ting myself she actually wants me to come over too :eek:. I'm flying next Monday via lanzarotte. This is actually where i finish guys anything else that happens will be not posted on here!
    Good,your old news now.


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  • #232
    Abi
    Closed Accounts Posts: 22,058 ✭✭✭✭Abi


    busted flush wrote:
    I'm flying next Monday via lanzarotte.

    * What air-line?

    * From what airport?

    * What time?


    I have to get a look at this guy.


  • #233
    RxQueen
    Closed Accounts Posts: 9,821 ✭✭✭RxQueen


    busted flush wrote: »
    She emailed me back today guys. I'm ****ting myself she actually wants me to come over too :eek:. I'm flying next Monday via lanzarotte. This is actually where i finish guys anything else that happens will be not posted on here!
    *ahem*

    [puts on my travel agents voice] You said your aunt works in Nigeria so that would make the flight into Lagos.. no filghts go via Lanzarote !!! Unless you want to spend about ten grand on a stupid tkts with about ten stops, cause that the only way you'd make a stop off in Lanazorte!!

    Lanazrote is a small airport, and doesnt accomadate of the size of the flight that would go into lagos!!


    Enjoy your storytelling OP , cause this travel agents COMPUTERS SAYS NOOOO


  • #234
    Professey Chin
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 51,054 ✭✭✭✭Professey Chin


    emo!! wrote: »
    *ahem*

    [puts on my travel agents voice] You said your aunt works in Nigeria so that would make the flight into Lagos.. no filghts go via Lanzarote !!! Unless you want to spend about ten grand on a stupid tkts with about ten stops, cause that the only way you'd make a stop off in Lanazorte!!

    Lanazrote is a small airport, and doesnt accomadate of the size of the flight that would go into lagos!!


    Enjoy your storytelling OP , cause this travel agents COMPUTERS SAYS NOOOO
    BURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!:D
    .......emos recommend holidays now:confused:


  • #235
    steinone
    Registered Users Posts: 302 ✭✭steinone


    OOH Emo that was a deep burn!
    He is going to have to strip down to his undies to drop and roll those invisible flames out!


  • #236
    Jesus Juice
    Registered Users Posts: 2,111 ✭✭✭Jesus Juice


    emo!! wrote: »
    *ahem*

    [puts on my travel agents voice] You said your aunt works in Nigeria so that would make the flight into Lagos.. no filghts go via Lanzarote !!! Unless you want to spend about ten grand on a stupid tkts with about ten stops, cause that the only way you'd make a stop off in Lanazorte!!

    Lanazrote is a small airport, and doesnt accomadate of the size of the flight that would go into lagos!!


    Enjoy your storytelling OP , cause this travel agents COMPUTERS SAYS NOOOO
    Tip of the cap to you sir/miss....''Its a deep burn,oh its so deep''


  • #237
    Insect Overlord
    Moderators, Social & Fun Moderators, Society & Culture Moderators Posts: 30,908 Mod ✭✭✭✭Insect Overlord


    Epic thread.

    Not sure how many people are aware of this, but most of the OP's posts on this site are in the creative Writing forum ;)


  • #238
    Gummy Panda
    Closed Accounts Posts: 20,919 ✭✭✭✭Gummy Panda


    emo!! wrote: »
    *ahem*

    [puts on my travel agents voice] You said your aunt works in Nigeria so that would make the flight into Lagos.. no filghts go via Lanzarote !!! Unless you want to spend about ten grand on a stupid tkts with about ten stops, cause that the only way you'd make a stop off in Lanazorte!!

    Lanazrote is a small airport, and doesnt accomadate of the size of the flight that would go into lagos!!


    Enjoy your storytelling OP , cause this travel agents COMPUTERS SAYS NOOOO

    And people say emos are good for nothing... or was that emus


  • #239
    abbococo
    Registered Users Posts: 29 ✭abbococo


    OP played a stormer... great start and ending with a flight to Lanzarote! Dropping a few believers every post but keeping some right up until the end. Brilliant!

    Great thread! :)


  • #240
    Local-womanizer
    Registered Users, Registered Users 2 Posts: 3,798 ✭✭✭Local-womanizer


    emo!! wrote: »
    *ahem*

    [puts on my travel agents voice] You said your aunt works in Nigeria so that would make the flight into Lagos.. no filghts go via Lanzarote !!! Unless you want to spend about ten grand on a stupid tkts with about ten stops, cause that the only way you'd make a stop off in Lanazorte!!

    Lanazrote is a small airport, and doesnt accomadate of the size of the flight that would go into lagos!!


    Enjoy your storytelling OP , cause this travel agents COMPUTERS SAYS NOOOO

    It just goes to show the impact the OP has had on our lives that people would go and investigate their plans........

    Thanks Emo,for destroying my dream:(


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  • #241
    busted flush
    Closed Accounts Posts: 722 ✭✭✭busted flush


    An File wrote: »
    Epic thread.

    Not sure how many people are aware of this, but most of the OP's posts on this site are in the creative Writing forum ;)

    I honestly cannot believe how far this thread has gone . I have removed my make up and have come back up on stage to take my bow.

    ps. you guys are some gullible lot, but thanks for the enjoyment while it lasted. I know il never get away with it again but by god did i milk this one. Right now im off to cork airport to catch a connecting flight to Atlantis where Jesus has apparently appeared and has called for me personally to lead the revolution !:D

    pps. The original post was written last Monday morning while suffering from a horrible hangover! :eek:


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