The best/worst night of passion

BuddyGlass

busted flush wrote: »

pps. The original post was written last Monday morning while suffering from a horrible hangover! :eek:

Hopefully, I'm the first to post... you're a ****ing hero. Had some great chuckles the last few days. lol

steinone

*clap clap*

abbococo

busted flush wrote: »

ps. you guys are some gullible lot, but thanks for the enjoyment while it lasted.

It takes all sorts... i'm sure there is an aunty f&cker somewhere on Boards!

Epic Tissue

busted flush wrote: »

I honestly cannot believe how far this thread has gone . I have removed my make up and have come back up on stage to take my bow.

ps. you guys are some gullible lot, but thanks for the enjoyment while it lasted. I know il never get away with it again but by god did i milk this one. Right now im off to cork airport to catch a connecting flight to Atlantis where Jesus has apparently appeared and has called for me personally to lead the revolution !:D

pps. The original post was written last Monday morning while suffering from a horrible hangover! :eek:

heh, you'll always be the guy the fcuked his auntie:pac:

tangerinepuppet

Just discovered this thread, read the first two pages (:eek:), then the last (:D).

Oh how I laughed.

Thanks, OP.

Professey Chin

An File wrote: »

Epic thread.

Not sure how many people are aware of this, but most of the OP's posts on this site are in the creative Writing forum

We know but good buggery thats twisted creative writing

bug

five stars? that wasn't even remotely entertaining.

Insect Overlord

bug wrote: »

bah, humbug!

FYP! :P

Great work Busted.
I'm glad it took me 2 days to read this thread, so many dreams could have been shattered too soon!

Jammyc

So...bustedflush....quite a storyteller!!

You should keep your tall tales away from PI.

bunny shooter

What ya gonna do for April 1st now?

Black Swan

bunny shooter wrote: »

What ya gonna do for April 1st now?

Act a fool?

Abi

busted flush wrote: »

I honestly cannot believe how far this thread has gone . I have removed my make up and have come back up on stage to take my bow.

ps. you guys are some gullible lot, but thanks for the enjoyment while it lasted. I know il never get away with it again but by god did i milk this one. Right now im off to cork airport to catch a connecting flight to Atlantis where Jesus has apparently appeared and has called for me personally to lead the revolution !:D

pps. The original post was written last Monday morning while suffering from a horrible hangover! :eek:

Go away with yourself. You were caught out, take the burn ffs. Trying to make it part of the plan doesnt wash with me sunny jim.

Annnd.. I refer back to my last post questioning the airport, time, airline etc. next post- Emos little beaute.

/Tips hat to Emo

junior_apollo

Abigayle wrote: »

Go away with yourself. You were caught out, take the burn ffs. Trying to make it part of the plan doesnt wash with me sunny jim.

Annnd.. I refer back to my last post questioning the airport, time, airline etc. next post- Emos little beaute.

/Tips hat to Emo

Surely only someone who has severe mental "inadequacies" would believe the story and argue that the OP was caught out... Nobody 'believed' the story for the word go but it was an amusing story and just the thoughts of that actually happening to someone are what made it so funny and worthwhile to keep alive...

Thank you OP for the journey and may there be many more (hopefully not as far as Nigeria though, I havent had my vaccinations lately :P)

MonicaBing

I am doffing my cap at you sir, highly entertaining thread!:D Brought the subject up at Dinner at the weekend and oooh it caused some outraged gasps, with much clasping of people's breasts and Shrieks of ''how very dare he'' abounding....!

Abi

junior_apollo wrote: »

Surely only someone who has severe mental "inadequacies" would believe the story

Funny the thread took a major turn after Emos post isnt it?

Least Im honest that I sat on the fence on it, rather than save e-penis- like some.

Be careful with your mental jibes.

Noopti

busted flush wrote: »

I honestly cannot believe how far this thread has gone . I have removed my make up and have come back up on stage to take my bow.

ps. you guys are some gullible lot, but thanks for the enjoyment while it lasted. I know il never get away with it again but by god did i milk this one. Right now im off to cork airport to catch a connecting flight to Atlantis where Jesus has apparently appeared and has called for me personally to lead the revolution !:D

pps. The original post was written last Monday morning while suffering from a horrible hangover! :eek:

You'd probably still f*ck your aunt though, wouldn't you?

seanybiker

hobochris wrote: »

I'm not sure which is better this thread or the one posted by outpost31 last year about his mates riding while he's in the room.

pure ****ing gold.

Ha ha that was one sick thread. This one is class though

Lockstep

The most epic trolljob I've seen since Crum Bum

NSFW! Also, extremely cruel.
Seriously, open at your own risk, the troll does a brilliant job at first but soon lets it slip.

Sherifu

Omg I can't believe it wasn't real...

I will no longer believe everything I read on the internet.

*shock*

flanzer

I see Corrie bosses have made the OP's exploits into a storyline :pac:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/soaps/article2251096.ece

AnonoBoy

Jaysus this was a great thread. Of course I didn't believe it but that didn't stop it being a great laugh all the way through.

Thrusted Gush you're a little legend.

Jammyc

flanzer wrote: »

I see Corrie bosses have made the OP's exploits into a storyline :pac:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/tv/soaps/article2251096.ece

Dahahahahaahahaha

/Salutes

General Zod

You've let yourself down by admitting to it. spoilt the mystique you had built up.

a good troll never admits to it. While I doubt anyone believed a word of it, you pushed it too far by the time you said you were going to visit her in Nigeria. It stopped being a good troll and turned into a creative writing exercise yawnfast.

Ah well, at least the thread was entertaining up to a point. thanks for that.

stevelknievel

OP, congrats great story and some fantastic responses thrown in. Best thread i read in a long time. Seeing as its AH I kinda doubted it from the start but when the whole triplets, VD, no condom, Nigeria, I'm in love thing came out it was gone. But, like the tooth fairy, I wanted to believe in you. So much. And now my faith is shattered. Good times though

busted flush

Dear mods its time to say goodbye to this i think. Thanks for not binning it sooner btw. I'm planning a comeback under a different alias in the distant future when food is replaced by a pill, and death has been cured!

busted flush

General Zod wrote: »

You've let yourself down by admitting to it. spoilt the mystique you had built up.

a good troll never admits to it. While I doubt anyone believed a word of it, you pushed it too far by the time you said you were going to visit her in Nigeria. It stopped being a good troll and turned into a creative writing exercise yawnfast.

Ah well, at least the thread was entertaining up to a point. thanks for that.

I love your positive slant on this, you should go into business as a life coach.
Your pleasant , life affirming attitude, to all things really shines through. Also your ability to go with the flow and just enjoy the moment is to me your greatest attribute. Let me know when the first book comes out as i will be first in line to get that exclusive autograph! General zod is however a poor choice of name for you, wasn't he the grumpy arch enemy of superman, your more like supergran, she was a super hero totally devoid of grumpiness and jealousy very like you !

MonicaBing

busted flush wrote: »

I love your positive slant on this, you should go into business as a life coach.
Your pleasant , life affirming attitude, to all things really shines through. Also your ability to go with the flow and just enjoy the moment is to me your greatest attribute. Let me know when the first book comes out as i will be first in line to get that exclusive autograph! General zod is however a poor choice of name for you, wasn't he the grumpy arch enemy of superman, your more like supergran, she was a super hero totally devoid of grumpiness and jealousy very like you !

OOOOoooooohhhhhh, saucer of milk for one please.....:D;)

General Zod

busted flush wrote: »

I love your positive slant on this, you should go into business as a life coach.
Your pleasant , life affirming attitude, to all things really shines through. Also your ability to go with the flow and just enjoy the moment is to me your greatest attribute. Let me know when the first book comes out as i will be first in line to get that exclusive autograph! General zod is however a poor choice of name for you, wasn't he the grumpy arch enemy of superman, your more like supergran, she was a super hero totally devoid of grumpiness and jealousy very like you !

Oh pishaw, such flattery will get you everywhere! I do however recognise your superior scientific skills, what with being able to transport through time back to 1995 when "hurr, I made it all up and can't believe everyone believed it for so long" was a fresh and new tactic in internet trolling.

Excelcior!

RxQueen

OP likes this ride


http://img.chan4chan.gagspace.com/img/2009-02-03/1233700625128.jpg

steo87

i just hope this does not come back to haunt me!!!

Don't you mean hAUNT you?! See what I did there?...No? Well fúck you!!