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The truth about working in the IT industry:

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  • 17-02-2009 1:46pm
    #1
    gerTheGreat
    Registered Users Posts: 871 ✭✭✭


    1. We work weird (night) shifts...
    Just like prostitutes.

    2. They pay you to make the client happy...
    Just like a prostitute.

    3. The client pays a lot of money, but your employer
    keeps almost every penny...
    Just like a prostitute.

    4. You are rewarded for fulfilling the client's dreams...
    Just like a prostitute.

    5. Your friends fall apart and you end up hanging out
    with people in the same profession as you...
    Just like a prostitute.

    6. When you have to meet the client you always have to
    be perfectly groomed...
    Just like a prostitute.

    7. But when you go back home it seems like you are
    coming back from hell...
    Just like a prostitute.

    8. The client always wants to pay less but expects
    incredible things from you...
    Just like a prostitute.

    9. When people ask you about your job, you have
    difficulties to explain it...
    Just like a prostitute.

    10. Everyday when you wake up, you say: "I'm not going
    to spend the rest of my life doing this."
    Just like a prostitute ........


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    #2
    Mena
    Registered Users Posts: 3,180 ✭✭✭Mena


    Would be funny if it wasn't true :mad:


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    #3
    Enright
    Registered Users Posts: 943 ✭✭✭Enright


    SOOO TRUE

    I used to work in that industry, i had been telling people that i got out of the IT game, guesss i better choose my words more carefully


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    #4
    CrazyRabbit
    Registered Users Posts: 8,659 ✭✭✭CrazyRabbit


    OMG. That means I'm a prostitute!


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    #5
    Busi_Girl08
    Registered Users Posts: 17,978 ✭✭✭✭Busi_Girl08


    My brother's a prostitute!!:eek::eek::eek:


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