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the best joke ever told about wasps!

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  • 17-02-2009 2:54pm
    #1
    Nikko
    Closed Accounts Posts: 88 ✭✭


    The world expert on wasps of the world and the sounds that they make is taking a stroll down his local high street. As he passes by a record shop, a sign catches his eye: "Just Released - New LP - 'Wasps of the World & the sounds that they make' - available now!"

    Unable to resist the temptation, the man goes into the shop.

    "I am the world expert on wasps of the world and the sounds that they make. I'd very much like to listen to the new LP you have advertised in the window."

    "Certainly sir," says the young man behind the counter. "If you'd like to step into the booth and put on the headphones, I'll put the LP on for you."

    The world expert on wasps of the world goes into the booth and puts on the earphones. Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth and announces, "I am the world expert on wasps of the world and the sounds that they make and yet I recognized none of those."

    "I'm sorry sir", says the young assistant. "If you'd care to step into the booth again, I can let you have another 10 minutes."

    The world expert on wasps of the world and the sounds that they make steps back into the booth and puts on the headphones again.

    Ten minutes later, he comes out of the booth shaking his head. "I don't understand it", he says, "I am the world expert on wasps of the world and the sounds that they make, and yet I still can't recognize any of those!"

    "I'm terribly sorry sir" says the young man, "perhaps if you'd like to step into the booth again, you could have 5 more minutes."

    Sighing, the world expert on wasps of the world and the sounds that they make steps back into the booth.

    Five minutes later he comes out again, clearly agitated.

    "I am the world expert on wasps of the world and the sounds that they make and yet I have recognized none of the wasps on this LP."

    "I really am terribly sorry", says the young assistant .....























    ...."I've just realized I was playing you the bee side."


    :P


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    #2
    patmac
    Registered Users Posts: 7,575 ✭✭✭patmac


    Very good some other contenders:
    What do you call a cautious Russian wasp?

    a K.G.B

    or

    A woman goes into a pet shop and asks to buy a wasp. The shop owner holds back the laughter and apologises "I'm sorry, but we don't sell wasps". The woman, clearly disappointed with this, replies, "but you've got two in the window"


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