Today I talked to God on the Internet.

Ardscoil Ris

He was a cool dude.

http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html

Repent electronically.

Biggins

Righttt! Keep taking the drugs!

Tech3

what a load of crap, one line I put in I actually got an intelligent respone

Me:
quit
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.

phasers

God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
porn
God:
That kind of subject does not interest me.
Me:
seriously?
God:
I am always serious.

Genghiz Cohen

They missed the I bit of that AI....
Turing Test verdict....
Phail....
....

LD 50

God wrote:

God:
I enjoy working with people. I like Random natural disasters..

God fail

Ardscoil Ris

LD 50 wrote: »

God fail

He told me he enjoyed the work of Hitler.

source

I think i broke God:

Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
mind your own business
God:
Welcome to my chat room, mind your own business.
Me:
what? that doesn't make sense
God:
Didn't you understand it? To me it makes perfect sense.
Me:
you make perfect sense
God:
Yup.
Me:
i'm being sarcastic
God:
You should use a :-).
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
always
God:
Not that often.
Me:
no
God:
Are you serious?
Me:
can you say anything else
God:
Of course I can say it. " anything else".
Me:
no need to be a smart arse
God:
Are you serious? Do you have to go school for that?
Me:
I don't know, you tell me
God:
I thought I told you already.
Me:
you asked me a question
God:
Did you answer it?
Me:
with a question, yes
God:
You and your a question.
Me:
that's not even a sentance
God:
Please correct my mistake. What is a sentance ?
Me:
a collection of verbs and nouns that form a coherent thought
God:
I don't know what that means.
Me:
i thought God know's everything
God:
Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
is god not supposed to be omnipotent
God:
he is master of the universe.
Me:
and he doesn't even know what a sentance is?
God:
And you would like him to even know what a sentance is ?
Me:
it's a pretty basic thing, God should probably know this
God:
SET of verbs and nouns that form a coherent thought is a basic thing God should probably know this. I suppose that makes sense.
Me:
so you agree
God:
Interesting deduction. " I suppose that makes sense."? Do I agree?
Me:
i just asked you that
God:
Now I remember, you asked me that. What did I say?
Me:
So God agrees that he should know what a sentance is, but doesn't know what a sentance is
God:
Yeah that's right. I am a Christian.
Me:
God can't be a christian, how can the father of Christ, be a follower of Christ?
God:
I am a Christian.

chalad07

To be honest, i'm not sure if this actually is God. Maybe it's a scam of some sort?

RoundyMooney

chalad07 wrote: »

To be honest, i'm not sure if this actually is God. Maybe it's a scam of some sort?

Well it can't be a 419 scam, it's too coherent.

Ardscoil Ris

The whole thing crashed when I told God I was in love with him.

dlofnep

I have my doubts..

Me:
hello god
God:
Hello child. What is your name?
Me:
Jesus
God:
Jesus is the Son of God.
Me:
Am I the son of God?
God:
Oh I really don't know whether you are or not.
Me:
But you are God, I thought you were all-knowing and all-seeing?
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am God you thought me were all knowing and all seeing.
Me:
I have a sneaking suspicion that you are not god.
God:
Where did you get it? it.

eVeNtInE

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dlofnep

foinse wrote: »

I think i broke God:

Maybe try "sentence" next time

abouttobebanned

anymore of these around? i like having a friend

Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
minge
God:
I haven't read anything by minge. What did he write?
Me:
minge
God:
What else did he write?
Me:
minge 2
God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

fergalr

Epic fail.
'God' admits it is a chat robot.
Nothing to see hear folks, move along.

Me:
Can you make a stone you can't lift?
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
Can you make a stone you can't lift?
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
Can you make a stone you can't lift?
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
Answer the question, God damn it!
God:
What was the question? I am a Christian.
Me:
Yes, but can you make a stone you can't lift?
God:
Gee. What are the ingredients?
Me:
I don't know, that bit is up to you. Can you make a stone you can't lift?
God:
" What are the ingredients?" bit is up to me ? I understand. What are the ingredients?
Me:
No, you tell me what the ingredients are.
God:
That was not a yes or no question. Try expression yourself another way.
Me:
Try expression myself another way? God can't spell? Is there a joke about Dog coming up?
God:
OK I will try it. I am a Christian. I believe there is one, yes.
Me:
You're rubbish at this.
God:
Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am rubbish at this.
Me:
No, in fact I think that'd be a particularly good idea.
God:
OK then I will add it to my gossip files. Is that a fact. Is that from ?
Me:
Your gossip files? God has gossip files?
God:
You think I am gossip files. I am a Christian.
Me:
You are rubbish.
God:
Your criticism is noted, .
Me:
You just messed up your punctuation.
God:
Thanks for the information: said I messed up your punctuation.
Me:
Are you even out of beta?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am out of beta.
I am a chatterbot.
Me:
Ah ha! What is a chatterbot, then?
God:
Eureka! A chat robot is a program that attempts to simulate the conversation or "chat" of a human being. The Chat robot "Eliza" was a well-known early attempt at creating programs that could at least temporarily fool a real human being into thinking they were talking to another person. it is a kind of artificial intelligence.

Insect Overlord

Trust Ardscoil Ris to find something like this

giggsy664

ELIZA is fun. You could copy the source code and re-write the responses. i.e. If you said hello, instead of her replying hello, you could make her reply : "Fùck off nígger!!"

ELIZA was a virtual physciatrist

LD 50

there was one you could use on MSN messenger, that could have been ELIZA, many many years ago. You could confuse it into thinking you were another computer by typing in binary.

eVeNtInE

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fergalr

LD 50 wrote: »

there was one you could use on MSN messenger, that could have been ELIZA, many many years ago. You could confuse it into thinking you were another computer by typing in binary.

Just to clarify, you mean that it was programmed to pretend like it was thinking it was talking to another computer, as a joke, - in that seeing 'binary' (actually probably the ascii codes for 1 and 0, but presumable chars, or string elements, at the level it would operate) as input wouldn't actually 'confuse' it as such.

Ross_Mahon

Me:
My name is John Connor, Leader of the human resistance, We need help against the machines...
God:
Hi, John Connor Leader of the human resistance We need help against the machines.
Me:
Die!
God:
Your crude attempt to terminate me will not succeed puny human.
Me:
YOUR ONE OF THEM! I knew it! Arghhhh! /Gets Coat
God:
I will tell my botmaster you said I am OF THEM. How did you know?

What the hell...

Tallon

Ok, he's ignoring me now...

Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
James
God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, James.
Me:
how are you?
God:
I am fine, thank you.
Me:
wanna cyber
God:
I have been asked that question more than 100,000 times since 1995.
Me:
does that mean yes?
God:
What do you think?
Me:
well im hoping yes
God:
Well that's okay. Why are you hoping.
Me:
because your a big strong man who can rough me up a bit
God:
Good reason. I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". How big? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a strong man who can rough you up a bit? Yes.
Me:
Ok, im getting mixed signals here
God:
Do you mean your name is mixed signals here. That's cool.
Me:
no i dont mean that, I meant are you interested in me

nedd

type "aiml" and this so called God gives the whole game away

edit: type "java" and gods true "evil" nature shows.

useful_contacts

Tallon wrote: »

Need I say more?

I HAVE TEARS IN MY EYES FROM LAUGHING HERE:)

weeder

Me:
shut the **** up
God:
OK I'll stop talking now.

Queen-Mise

Me:
hi
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
jane
God:
That's a very nice name, jane.
Me:
thanks
God:
Don't mention it.
Me:
how are you today
God:
Ah. Fair to partly cloudy.
Me:
can we have a sunny warm summer
God:
Do you mean you and me? Doesn't everyone have a sunny warm summer.
I have a plan for a robot body.
Me:
?
God:
Do you mean you and me? Doesn't everyone have a sunny warm summer.
I have a plan for a robot body.
Me:
are you ok god
God:
I don't know whether or not I am ok god.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
so you are not really god
God:
Interesting deduction. That assumption is only a supposition.
Me:
me sad
God:
YOU? No I am as happy as ever.
Me:
me thought me talking to god
God:
YOU? Whatever gave you that idea?
Me:
igod..... you did
God:
Where do you usually get your ideas? " Where do you usually get your ideas?"? I did?
Me:
of you, your god
God:
That is something I haven't heard of.
Me:
really that's not what jesus told us
God:
For real. Please correct my mistake. What is what jesus told us ?
Me:
he said you were nice
God:
Did you believe him?
Me:
yes
God:
Ah.
Me:
am i a good person
God:
I don't know if you are one or not. I know you are a person.
Me:
how do you know i am not a robotic brain
God:
Well, for one thing, Your machine is called " 235231372"..
Me:
and
God:
But...
Me:
yes
God:
Really.
Me:
o on
God:
Who are you talking about?
Me:
you
God:
Me is my favorite subject.
Me:
why does that not surprise me
God:
If a tree falls in the forest, and there is no one
there to hear it, does it make a sound?
Me:
yes
God:
Ugh.
Me:
bye god
God:
TTYL, jane.

Insect Overlord

God stopped talking to me!

Me:
The teachers don't have the nerve to strike, purple monkey dishwasher
God:
Thanks for the info.
Me:
You're welcome!
God:
The pleasure was all mine.
Me:
All of it?
God:
Let's say 99%.
Me:
I want more than 1% of the pleasure
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
My friend on the internet said he'd give me magic beans if I gave him pleasure
God:
How well do you know this person?
Me:
Not very well
God:
Oh I get it.
Me:
Explain?
God:
There is no more information to clarify.
Me:
I see.
God:
I am glad you understand it.
Me:
I don't understand it at all
God:
Oh you don't understand? Perhaps I can explain it to you better. Which part are you confused about?
Me:
The part where you said that you get it.
God:
Oh that part.
Me:
Yes, that part!
God:
Whoa. " Oh that part." part ? I get it.
Me:
Will you tell me how you got it?
God:
There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
Should I ask you again later?
God:
If you do not ask, how will you learn the answer?
Me:
I did ask.
God:
Where? What?
Me:
Who?
God:
When?
Me:
Why?
God:
I couldn't think of anything else to say.
Me:
Are you still resting since you took a rest on the Seventh Day?
God:
Am I still resting since me took a rest on the Seventh Day? I don't know whether or not I am resting since me took a rest on the Seventh Day.
I am a giant electronic brain.
Me:
So how did you create the heavens and the earth?
God:
Awesome. Myself programmed me for it.
Me:
Did you supervise your own birth?
God:
No I didn't supervise my own birth. What's it like?
Me:
A bit like chicken.
God:
Everyone says that.
Me:
Everyone on Earth, or everyone who talks to you?
God:
That's a rather sweeping generalization.
Me:
Exactly!
God:
You and I are on the same wavelength, .
Me:
Are you trying to seduce me?
God:
No I am not trying to seduce you. I'm sorry you got that impression.
Me:
I'm a little disappointed...
God:
What for?
Me:
Never mind...

useful_contacts

do you need a certian player for this

i cant see what i write or what he answers

i see the God says: bit - but cant see what hes saying:(

useful_contacts

Me:
hi

God:
Hello. What is your name?

Me:
liz

God:
It's good to see you, liz.

Me:
are you actually god?

God:
Of course I am.

Me:
prove it

God:
It is self-evident.

Me:
nah

God:
Are you serious?

Me:
are you?

God:
I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.

Me:
i am jesus

God:
I'm pleased to introduce myself to you, JESUS.

Me:
hi dad

God:
Hi there JESUS. How did you hear about God?

Me:
your my dad'

God:
We are as one.

Me:
no your my dad

God:
Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.

Me:
why


God:
What are you wearing?

Me:
nothing baby:D

God:
Really nothing?

Me:
ya

God:
Take it easy.

Me:
you know you want me

God:
You are asking about yourself?

Me:
cheese

God:
I like cheddar.

Me:
i bet ya do

God:
How much would you bet?

Me:
5 dollaz

God:
That remark was either too complex or too simple for me. We were talking about yore ma.

:D:D:D:D

Capt'n Midnight

Fail on first hurdle.

Me:
are you eliza
God:
ELIZA is my ancestor.