And the winner of dreamer of the year is...

homer90 · 30-03-2012 5:51am

"BRABUS Monoblock II RARE 3 Piece Wheels"

4 rims, erm, no car

>> € 3,000 :rolleyes:

Rare indeed, but 3k rare ?

grantiemcfc · 30-03-2012 8:59pm

but but i dropped the price 1500 euro

http://www.carzone.ie/search/Ford/Mondeo/201204206717621/advert?channel=CARS

but43r · 30-03-2012 9:19pm

grantiemcfc wrote: »

but but i dropped the price 1500 euro

http://www.carzone.ie/search/Ford/Mondeo/201204206717621/advert?channel=CARS

I love how he says that the car is loaded with extras and then goes and lists extras that pretty much every car nowadays has

andyseadog · 31-03-2012 1:32pm

http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/cars/3184910

dr.fuzzenstein · 31-03-2012 3:25pm

andyseadog wrote: »

http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/cars/3184910

Oh no! Someone tell him the suspension has collapsed!
Yep, that add wil re-appear "re-advertised due to timewasters"

Damokc · 31-03-2012 11:38pm

What scour is this lad on about? 130Bhp from a 1.4?
"Type.S.car is Import from Japany" Surely Chinese import? not the same ring to it....Do they actually have Toyota engines? I know they've gone through a few owners but never thought they had any dealings with Toyota?
Nice looking cars all the same....

http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/cars/3189100

Chuck_Norris · 31-03-2012 11:57pm

^^^I know this post is o/t, but it really makes you despair at the education of today's youths, or lack thereof.

I mean Jesus wept , do these people not understand how unintelligible their adverts are? Or is it some counter culture language they speak in these (mainly) Donedeal ads???

Rant over.

andyseadog · 01-04-2012 1:12am

Damokc wrote: »

What scour is this lad on about? 130Bhp from a 1.4?
"Type.S.car is Import from Japany" Surely Chinese import? not the same ring to it....Do they actually have Toyota engines? I know they've gone through a few owners but never thought they had any dealings with Toyota?
Nice looking cars all the same....

http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/cars/3189100

1.4 105bhp K-Series engine which has been around since the early 90' or possibly before and built by Rover (think it holds some sort of title for being the most pwerful production flat 4 1400cc engine? or am i the dreamer?). Rovers Chinese owners didn't continue on production of any of the "Rovers" we know except for the TF, i think they fecked around with the 25 anf 75 and sold them in various parts of east Asia but thats about it.

The Rover above is most certainly 100% a Rover, from the UK nad nothing more. not from Japan, not with a Toyota engine (though it makes a pleasant change from the usual "Honda engine" ****e).

apart from the stupid owner the car looks great, even in silver

TwoShedsJackson · 01-04-2012 9:57am

Chuck_Norris wrote: »

^^^I know this post is o/t, but it really makes you despair at the education of today's youths, or lack thereof.

I mean Jesus wept , do these people not understand how unintelligible their adverts are? Or is it some counter culture language they speak in these (mainly) Donedeal ads???

Rant over.

Send an email to Adriano

English obviously not his first language, that said, if he's trying to sell a car he really should have tried to find someone to make it a bit more intelligible...

Damokc · 01-04-2012 12:21pm

andyseadog wrote: »

1.4 105bhp K-Series engine which has been around since the early 90' or possibly before and built by Rover (think it holds some sort of title for being the most pwerful production flat 4 1400cc engine? or am i the dreamer?). Rovers Chinese owners didn't continue on production of any of the "Rovers" we know except for the TF, i think they fecked around with the 25 anf 75 and sold them in various parts of east Asia but thats about it.

The Rover above is most certainly 100% a Rover, from the UK nad nothing more. not from Japan, not with a Toyota engine (though it makes a pleasant change from the usual "Honda engine" ****e).

apart from the stupid owner the car looks great, even in silver

Is there any sure way of getting one of these cars that won't blow up? Are the Stronger Gasket Kits any help really? I'd chance buying one if the engine would stay intact! i think they look really good:o
plus at 28 I really need to get rid of my Civic:o and these are the only other option for a 1.4 that wont be like a push bike.

Sobanek · 01-04-2012 12:27pm

http://www.carzone.ie/search/Volkswagen/Golf/V6-4Moti/201210207208335/advert?channel=CARS

Damokc · 01-04-2012 12:37pm

"SALE PRICE €2500
PRICE GOES UP TO €3000 IN 2WEEKS AFTER NCT":rolleyes:

http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/cars/3136666

Chriscl1 · 01-04-2012 7:14pm

http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/cars/3100382

dr.fuzzenstein · 01-04-2012 7:47pm

Damokc wrote: »

"SALE PRICE €2500
PRICE GOES UP TO €3000 IN 2WEEKS AFTER NCT":rolleyes:

http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/cars/3136666

And it's advertised as E2650. So why say sale price E2500? Is he saying that's how far he's willing to go? Then why advertise it at E2650?

And why not just shut up about "will sail through NCT", put it through the NCT and then put it up for sale?
I'm growing ever more confused.

dr.fuzzenstein · 01-04-2012 7:50pm

Chriscl1 wrote: »

http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/cars/3100382

Haha, this guy's even worse!
I thought "Hhmh, E1, that sounds reasonable"

h3000 · 02-04-2012 3:49pm

1998 E38 750i claiming to be an Alpina B12
€ 9,750

Great car in what looks like very good nick but the bones of 10k is a we bit crazy me thinks.

http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/vintagecars/3194086

dr.fuzzenstein · 02-04-2012 3:55pm

h3000 wrote: »

1998 E38 750i claiming to be an Alpina B12
€ 9,750

Great car in what looks like very good nick but the bones of 10k is a we bit crazy me thinks.

http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/vintagecars/3194086

Wait, '98 is vintage now? Maybe 1898.
Just goes to show the new rule, move it from the banger section to vintage an add a 0 to the price.
OK, not a banger this, but still, 98 is neither classic nor vintage. It's just an old car.

JustAddWater · 02-04-2012 4:00pm

Paparazzo wrote: »

3 of the 4 photos are from the same angle. Plus one art shot. I wonder sometimes if they really want to sell

there's a reason for that!

Plus those wheels/tyres are godawful on that car

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_rPrhTx0vU

voojeq · 02-04-2012 4:21pm

kilianmanning wrote: »

http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/cars/3079907?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=like

This lad, 4400 for an 01 golf on NI plates...:pac::rolleyes::eek:

OPEN TO SENSABLE OFTERS!

jaysus...

JustAddWater · 02-04-2012 4:32pm

voojeq wrote: »

OPEN TO SENSABLE OFTERS!

jaysus...

has yer man got vertigo too?

166man · 02-04-2012 5:59pm

Damokc wrote: »

What scour is this lad on about? 130Bhp from a 1.4?
"Type.S.car is Import from Japany" Surely Chinese import? not the same ring to it....Do they actually have Toyota engines? I know they've gone through a few owners but never thought they had any dealings with Toyota?
Nice looking cars all the same....

http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/cars/3189100

I think they're a good looking car on the outside but the interior looks so crap in them. I dunno just looks really old-fashioned and cheap. You're man is having a laugh with the price too....:pac:

Venom · 02-04-2012 7:22pm

http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/vintagecars/3131655

1989 Mazda 626 for €3950 :eek:

"Here for sale is my 1989 Mazda 626 GLX with just 7,500 miles from new yes you read it right 7,500 miles with only one owner from new i bought this car from a private collection in uk in which iv been informed that this car is the lowest mileage 1989 Mazda 626 GLX left in uk and i myself can confirm that it is the lowest mileage one left in Ireland This car done only 4,982 miles in the first 19 years of it life only been driven in good weather This car is in Immaculate condition throughout still has all its original paint and has been waxoiled from new with receipt to prove so there is no rust on this car dont mistake this car with the usual rubbish thats out there this is a once off car so if your looking for a time warp example then look no further this car is now 23 years old and will only go up in value the last old car i had in this condition was a toyota which i sold to a main dealer in cork Please no time wasters or dreamers this car is priced to sell Call Mark"

The way the guy talks about it you would swear it was some uber rare Italian Supercar lol.

neris · 03-04-2012 11:36am

Spotted this 2004 Chrysler on carzone for a mere €15K. Nearly twice the price of the same other 4 that are listed for sale

http://www.carzone.ie/search/Chrysler/Crossfire/V6-2DR-2/201151206221625/advert?channel=CARS

a_v525 · 03-04-2012 4:40pm

Venom wrote: »

http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/vintagecars/3131655

1989 Mazda 626 for €3950 :eek:

"Here for sale is my 1989 Mazda 626 GLX with just 7,500 miles from new yes you read it right 7,500 miles with only one owner from new i bought this car from a private collection in uk in which iv been informed that this car is the lowest mileage 1989 Mazda 626 GLX left in uk and i myself can confirm that it is the lowest mileage one left in Ireland This car done only 4,982 miles in the first 19 years of it life only been driven in good weather This car is in Immaculate condition throughout still has all its original paint and has been waxoiled from new with receipt to prove so there is no rust on this car dont mistake this car with the usual rubbish thats out there this is a once off car so if your looking for a time warp example then look no further this car is now 23 years old and will only go up in value the last old car i had in this condition was a toyota which i sold to a main dealer in cork Please no time wasters or dreamers this car is priced to sell Call Mark"

The way the guy talks about it you would swear it was some uber rare Italian Supercar lol.

Is it just me or is the car leaning heavily to the near-side rear?

In fairness it does look properly mint but hell never get that with no VRT paid. Looks a bit smokey in main pic but I suppose leaving a car standing/irregularly driving for years will do that.

Chris_Heilong · 03-04-2012 7:36pm

Damokc wrote: »

What scour is this lad on about? 130Bhp from a 1.4?
"Type.S.car is Import from Japany" Surely Chinese import? not the same ring to it....Do they actually have Toyota engines? I know they've gone through a few owners but never thought they had any dealings with Toyota?
Nice looking cars all the same....

http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/cars/3189100

Chinese cars are left wheel drive unless its from Hong Kong.

Eric Cartman · 03-04-2012 8:46pm

h3000 wrote: »

1998 E38 750i claiming to be an Alpina B12
€ 9,750

Great car in what looks like very good nick but the bones of 10k is a we bit crazy me thinks.

http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/vintagecars/3194086

this lads certainly dreaming, for under 2 grand though it would be savage, probably the cleanest looking e38 on donedeal in a long while, and black with cream leather/carpets doesnt come up too often

W123-80's · 04-04-2012 12:34pm

http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/cars/3201554

Over 500 notes for this....!!

Damokc · 04-04-2012 12:51pm

Chris_Heilong wrote: »

Chinese cars are left wheel drive unless its from Hong Kong.

Chinese built.......;)

andyseadog · 04-04-2012 1:25pm

W123-80's wrote: »

http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/cars/3201554

Over 500 notes for this....!!

no rust in any of the usual spots, cowling under the battery, bottoms of front wings, front valance.

looks just like mine, but minus everything. probably will go for 3 or 400

challengemaster · 06-04-2012 4:41am

Absolutely deluded

http://www.adverts.ie/car/bmw/3-series/1996-bmw-3-series-for-sale/1246093

1996 e36 for 5 grand

And the winner of dreamer of the year is...

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