And the winner of dreamer of the year is...

quadrifoglio verde

Autosport wrote: »

As a lady driver I do check the oil, don't use bobby pins, alloys are perfect as some of us females can actually park :P
Generalisation much :P

I knew I'd upset you (and stheno of she sees it!)
From experience, that's what I've always come across.
The few women that do all the above....don't tick the stereotypical advantages of a typical lady owner because they know what the accelerator is for!

Autosport

Well if I was to call all young male drivers (Boy Racers) I'd be lynched it works both ways!! :P

ol84

PrettyBoy wrote: »

€90k for a '96 Ferrari 355!? An acquaintance bought an immaculate 360 with similar mileage for €65k last year..your man in Cafco needs his bloody head examined.

Cafco have sold this F355, and it made close to the asking price!

Bpmull

quadrifoglio verde wrote: »

Seeing lady owner automatically springs the following to mind....
It's never/rarely been checked for oil
The alloys will be badly Kerbed
There'll literally be a years supply of bobby clips lying in the most random places

Checking it for oil my mother won't even put diesel in here car :pac: either me or my dad have to do it. So as for her going to check the oil or anything mechanical not a hope. All that really happens is any mark or scratch that appears on her car is everyone else's fault and If you even try to accuse her good luck.

Noccy_Mondy

toastedpickles wrote: »

This has to be a dreamer

http://cars.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/audi-a4-fully-kitted/7566716

What comfort would one have with "slamming" a car so excessively. Any little bump and it would catch the arch, no? Had the pleasure of seeing a lad with a car the same if not even more lowered, trying to manoeuvre his way over a big enough ramp the other day. He had to go over it at an angle of about 45 degrees, crossing over to the other side of the road in the meantime!

djimi

Noccy_Mondy wrote: »

What comfort would one have with "slamming" a car so excessively. Any little bump and it would catch the arch, no? Had the pleasure of seeing a lad with a car the same if not even more lowered, trying to manoeuvre his way over a big enough ramp the other day. He had to go over it at an angle of about 45 degrees, crossing over to the other side of the road in the meantime!

Its one of those fads that I really dont get. Its not comfortable, practical and it doesnt even make the car look better (quite the opposite in fact). Each to their own but while its fine on a show car that will most likely be trailered all over the place, for a road going car its just pointless.

dr.fuzzenstein

djimi wrote: »

Its one of those fads that I really dont get. Its not comfortable, practical and it doesnt even make the car look better (quite the opposite in fact). Each to their own but while its fine on a show car that will most likely be trailered all over the place, for a road going car its just pointless.

Forget slammed to the deck, that is sooo 90's. Extreme camber is where it's at these days:

wotzgoingon

dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »

Forget slammed to the deck, that is sooo 90's. Extreme camber is where it's at these days:

Can that seriously be driven?

CianRyan

wotzgoingon wrote: »

Can that seriously be driven?

Yep!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgIrDyUEBjY

Walshey96

Stallingrad wrote: »

"First to sell will buy." :pac:

I'd say that timming chain set him back a few quid

djimi

wotzgoingon wrote: »

Can that seriously be driven?

Im guessing only in straight lines...

Sobanek

CianRyan wrote: »

Yep!

Most extreme Daewoo Tico tuning I've seen :v

BMJD

cson wrote: »

"Lady owner" :pac:

When did VAG cars become the marque of choice to skangerise amongst the particular demographic that's partial to that nonsense? It was always 306s and the like back when I was in school iirc.

all his other ads on donedeal claim to be lady owners too

toastedpickles

BMJD wrote: »

all his other ads on donedeal claim to be lady owners too

That's because it is a girl! :pac: she's from around where i live :P

Gone Drinking

http://www.adverts.ie/car/volkswagen/golf/2003-left-hand-drive-volkswagen-golf-for-sale/6298667

davycc

we have a winner and definitely a skangernomics winner too if I could find that thread :pac:...:o

http://www.adverts.ie/car/ford/escort/1999-ford-escort-for-sale-1-8td/6273860#comment_35201868


a gammy attempt a a coworth body kit onto a 99 shell which they never made from the factory as they had ceased cossy production years earlier.
M3 Mirrors too and a 1.8td for the lols you just know its a Donegal reg:(:(:(

ZENER

The dials on the passenger side are all out of line !! Awful looking thing !

Ken

davycc

found this other poor old barryboyed 1.4i 1997 escort asking 2500e:o

http://www.adverts.ie/car/ford/escort/look-mint-ford-escort/5227092

toastedpickles

davycc wrote: »

found this other poor old barryboyed 1.4i 1997 escort asking 2500e:o

http://www.adverts.ie/car/ford/escort/look-mint-ford-escort/5227092

Engine/Gearbox 100?

Cannot stop laughing

rizzodun

davycc wrote: »

found this other poor old barryboyed 1.4i 1997 escort asking 2500e:o

http://www.adverts.ie/car/ford/escort/look-mint-ford-escort/5227092

Lol at your comments lawwd!

davycc

i had to troll him a tiny but lawwwwwwwwwwwwwd I could not help myself:cool:

the seller took my attempted banter well in fairness to him Im not the worse troll on adverts by a looong way:D

Taylor365

Subtle yet glorious.

johndaman66

Fuk that red Escort is fair appalling - Thats the worst I seen in a long time. I usually wouldn't give a toss but I just wouldn't want to be seen by anyone who knows me if I was in that. Amazing the way these guys selling a car with no test reckon they are qualified to say it'll pass not but will fly through...why not sell it after the test anyway if theyre that confident in it...

Hachiko

rizzodun wrote: »

Lol at your comments lawwd!

@k

would sell in no time then.....

dr.fuzzenstein

davycc wrote: »

i had to troll him a tiny but lawwwwwwwwwwwwwd I could not help myself:cool:

the seller took my attempted banter well in fairness to him Im not the worse troll on adverts by a looong way:D

Ad withdrawn, I think you hurt his feelings.
What gets me is "extremely rare car". Me fcuking hole.

Moneymaker

So, for the low price of nearly 5000, you can own a badly photographed dayyyysul Golf with **** all NCT.

But it's an "Annervesary" edition lad.

http://cars.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/vw-golf-gti-tdi-25th-annervesary-edition/7605506

Jesus wept.

CharlieCroker

Moneymaker wrote: »

So, for the low price of nearly 5000, you can own a badly photographed dayyyysul Golf with **** all NCT.

But it's an "Annervesary" edition lad.

http://cars.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/vw-golf-gti-tdi-25th-annervesary-edition/7605506

Jesus wept.

Test is short but I don't think that's mad money for an anniversary edition. I wouldn't pay it but they go for that kinda money.

Hachiko

daysul golfs, always will sell in Ireland shur

CJhaughey

07 Jag S for 10.5k
http://cars.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/jaguar-s-type-2-7-litre-diesel/5653276

George Dalton

Moneymaker wrote: »

So, for the low price of nearly 5000, you can own a badly photographed dayyyysul Golf with **** all NCT.

But it's an "Annervesary" edition lad.

http://cars.donedeal.ie/cars-for-sale/vw-golf-gti-tdi-25th-annervesary-edition/7605506

Jesus wept.

That's about the right asking price for an Anniversary Mk4.