And the winner of dreamer of the year is...

dr.fuzzenstein

TestTransmission wrote: »

€7000?? :eek:

http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/cars/2872608

No NCT, no mention of mileage, I'm willing to bet no tax, can't make out reg plate, so can't do carcheck to see how often it's been written off/clocked/how much finance outstanding, wouldn't touch it with two bargepoles.
But at least he has a good reason to sell it. Maybe it's because it's a shed underneath...;)
Or, a lot of these cars are "advertised" only for the reason so other "enthusiasts" can get the number to organise "events".
I.e. other scrotes in souped up rice-cookers can meet up with you to do donuts and drag-racing on deserted country lanes at 3am.
It's also the reason that all these cars have a permanent "For Sale" sign in the rear window.
I call BS on that ad, he's not interested in selling.

166man

YouTookMyName wrote: »

Price is a bit steep.

I almost think it's good value. Car looks very clean and has a low mileage. Compared with that gobsh1te above looking for €7k for a celica with no NCT, I don't think this seller gets the dreamer of the year award...:)

dr.fuzzenstein

dr.fuzzenstein wrote: »

No NCT, no mention of mileage, I'm willing to bet no tax, can't make out reg plate, so can't do carcheck to see how often it's been written off/clocked/how much finance outstanding, wouldn't touch it with two bargepoles.
But at least he has a good reason to sell it. Maybe it's because it's a shed underneath...;)
Or, a lot of these cars are "advertised" only for the reason so other "enthusiasts" can get the number to organise "events".
I.e. other scrotes in souped up rice-cookers can meet up with you to do donuts and drag-racing on deserted country lanes at 3am.
It's also the reason that all these cars have a permanent "For Sale" sign in the rear window.
I call BS on that ad, he's not interested in selling.

Jaysus! would ya relax! Its worth maybe half that, IF it had nct, tax and general proof that the engine isn't going to fall out of it after a couple of miles!

ottostreet

I know that 330d and have driven it. It's a fine car, and the seller is honest. I'd have no hesitation in buying it if I needed it.

E39MSport

What about the second turbo ?

TestTransmission

Deleted User wrote: »

Jaysus! would ya relax! Its worth maybe half that, IF it had nct, tax and general proof that the engine isn't going to fall out of it after a couple of miles!

Half?I'm pretty sure they can be picked up for about 2k nowadays.

Seweryn

Still there... and think he deserves the medal :

http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/cars/1364970

cson

Ah that has to be a piss take, the pictures of the horses? Are they thrown in for free with the car?

questionquick

Seweryn wrote: »

Still there... and think he deserves the medal :

http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/cars/1364970

A few random pictures in that ad... horses... view of house from the sky???

couldntthink

This guy is going to come crashing down to reality soon. Fair enough it's clean but 6.5k FFS It's a 316i 4 door. "viewing is from 14th of Jan" Knobhead.

http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/cars/2876708

puzzle factory

Seweryn wrote: »

Still there... and think he deserves the medal :

http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/cars/1364970

that merc has been on done deal since the website was set up

hoodie6029

was just about to go looking for that car to see if it was still there.

He might sell it yet, some eejit might buy it to drive to the world cup in June

Ninap

couldntthink wrote: »

This guy is going to come crashing down to reality soon. Fair enough it's clean but 6.5k FFS It's a 316i 4 door. "viewing is from 14th of Jan" Knobhead.

http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/cars/2876708

Ok, 6.5 is too much, but condition counts for everything and that looks perfect. It you were looking to hold on to a modern classic that might be a good buy.

puppetmaster

http://www.adverts.ie/car/opel/corsa/opel-corsa-2012/1112244

Barr

questionquick wrote: »

A few random pictures in that ad... horses... view of house from the sky???

That ad is ridiculous if his not taking the p!ss

homer90

Ninap wrote: »

Ok, 6.5 is too much, but condition counts for everything and that looks perfect. It you were looking to hold on to a modern classic that might be a good buy.

Its a tidy example granted. Not the best colour for the e30 IMO. Even if it was priced 50% less, he would still struggle.
I would opt for a well sorted e30 sport instead.......

couldntthink

Ninap wrote: »

Ok, 6.5 is too much, but condition counts for everything and that looks perfect. It you were looking to hold on to a modern classic that might be a good buy.

Are you the guy who's selling it by any chance? A good buy!!!!! If he got 3000 for that I would be shocked. If he wins dreamer of the year you deserve a share of the prize money. LOL;)

TestTransmission

Ninap wrote: »

Ok, 6.5 is too much, but condition counts for everything and that looks perfect. It you were looking to hold on to a modern classic that might be a good buy.

lol

vetstu

http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/cars/2893687

Great description, bit dear too.

Saab Ed

163k and its a swimmer. I'd take a punt on it be being closer to double that in reality. Anyway this 13 year old, TD red I (adequate power as opposed to Lethargic) is all yours for just over 2 grand.

http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/cars/2896684

scoobymunster

http://www.adverts.ie/car/fiat/punto/1998-fiat-punto-for-sale/1254834

4900 for 14 year old Punto?:pac:

couldntthink

Obviously a deranged psychopath. No one spends that much time or money on a punto. He should be sectioned.

166man

scoobymunster wrote: »

http://www.adverts.ie/car/fiat/punto/1998-fiat-punto-for-sale/1254834

4900 for 14 year old Punto?:pac:

Corkie's offer was most appropriate...:D

CharlieCroker

couldntthink wrote: »

This guy is going to come crashing down to reality soon. Fair enough it's clean but 6.5k FFS It's a 316i 4 door. "viewing is from 14th of Jan" Knobhead.

http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/cars/2876708

The lack of insurance and NCT discs in the windscreen on this would suggest it's still on UK plates as well which ads to the madness!!

damo86

questionquick wrote: »

A few random pictures in that ad... horses... view of house from the sky???

WOW!

Hal1

166man wrote: »

Corkie's offer was most appropriate...:D

He's getting pissed off with the comments at this stage .

Paparazzo

scoobymunster wrote: »

http://www.adverts.ie/car/fiat/punto/1998-fiat-punto-for-sale/1254834

4900 for 14 year old Punto?:pac:

4900 is perfectly reasonable. He paid 2k for it 5 years ago, spend 2,900 on it.
2k + 2,9 = 4,900.

TwoShedsJackson

Paparazzo wrote: »

4900 is perfectly reasonable. He paid 2k for it 5 years ago, spend 2,900 on it.
2k + 2,9 = 4,900.

Can't even tell if you're taking the pi$$ or not. I'm going to assume you are.

giant_midget

Amazing, 4900 for a POS Punto

I think its safe to say i have seen everything now!

Paparazzo

TwoShedsJackson wrote: »

Can't even tell if you're taking the pi$$ or not. I'm going to assume you are.

You assumed right