Agony Auntie Fred

Matt Holck

dreams are surpressed with a regiment of sleeping pills

joes girls

pills are a good thing!!!

Deki

sometimes they are helpful
(i like the little pink ones:P)

Matt Holck

like dramatizations where mods apologize and relent

Toasty113

Dear agony auntie fred,

So there's this girl I really like and want to ask her but I have no idea about how to actually ask her. But my real question is which colour pill should I take?

Matt Holck

decongestants clear the mucus

Toasty113

So does a power washes up the nose

colrow

I should say "Oi Bird" and just expect her to follow, if she doesn't keep on trying until you find one that does.

Deki

drink the stuff in the little bottle that says "Drink Me":)- then give all
the pills to me:p

Toasty113

Deki wrote: »

drink the stuff in the little bottle that says "Drink Me":)- then give all
the pills to me:p

I just had a better idea! *puts pills in bottle, drinks*

Deki

Oh Toast you're to young for this. Well maybe not.

Toasty113

Theres a time and a place for everything! And thats college:D

Deki

don't forget why you're there.
have fun anyway:p

Toasty113

Deki wrote: »

don't forget why you're there.
have fun anyway:p

Not started quite yet, a month to go! Cant wait!

Deki

It will be a blast (just don't get too carried away with the fun)

Toasty113

WOOOOOOoOOOOO!!!!!!!! *runs in circles saying "toga, toga..."*

That too much?

Deki

you're gonna go wild aren't ya?:D

Toasty113

Yup, I've spent the last year doing nothing but regretting not going to college straight away. Plus I've been a good boy my whole life and frankly I'm sick of it

Deki

Just don't get in with the wrong bunch, You'll be fine.

Toasty113

Dont worry, aint no-one gona be a bad influence on me unless I want them to:D Alright well night night, I gotsa busy day ahead of me!

Deki

Night Toast
pleasant peaceful dreams:)

Matt Holck

I'm getting rid of this double bed
I need space outside of my head

staker

Matthew, you need to get out more!!

Fred, can you not afford any advice on this poor man's dilemna??

joes girls

Dear auntie fred, help is needed, im not allowed to count anymore! Now i have not had a sleep in 3 days, and these flippin sheep are taking up too much room!!!!

Queen-Mise

Dear Agony Auntie Fred,

My thread has been robbed by people who just want to talk. What do i do? Should I send an assassin after them. Or maybe should I make some voodoo dolls of them ?

Thanks

Queen-Mise

Nerin

Queen-Mise wrote: »

Dear Agony Auntie Fred,

My thread has been robbed by people who just want to talk. What do i do? Should I send an assassin after them. Or maybe should I make some voodoo dolls of them ?

Thanks

Queen-Mise

did someone say assassin?

Queen-Mise

Dear Agony Auntie Fred,

We have a ***** **** **** ******* **** ***** tCN's.

What do we do?

Queen-Mise

joes girls

Dear auntie fred, i want to be the assassin, can you make this happen for me!!!!

Nerin

dear santa. i want a pony. that is all.

joes girls

Have you lost the plot, there is no santa here!!!
WE have a christmas thread thats not locked yet, feel free to go and chat with santa there!

Queen-Mise

Dear joes girl,

Of course you can be an assassin. The first step in your training is to start a thread for a petition. Once completed your auntie will inform you of your second step.

Agony auntie fred

Nerin

oops. well then, dear satan, may i have rollerblades? where the hell is the doc? plenty of cuckoos needing a trip to the garage.

joes girls

What is that petition, that you talk about???

Nerin let me help you, it's auntie fred we talk to here, please stick to the topic!

Nerin

joes girls wrote: »

What is that petition, that you talk about???

Nerin let me help you, it's auntie fred we talk to here, please stick to the topic!

auntie fred is a doctor, you need a license to work in this field. sigh.

joes girls

so does poor auntie fred need to take a visit to his Mod for this license?
Death to another thread(sigh)

Queen-Mise

Dear joes girl

Sarcasm is unbecoming although entirely understandable. I am qualified from a higher place and need to earthly or internet approval.

Agony auntie fred

colrow

Dear auntie,

I'm soon going to arab land and all the wimminz is out of bounds, wot i want to know is is it ok to shag a dead camels foot, or how do i stop it kicking me is i dont kill it first ?

yours stiffly

Mustappa ****

joes girls

Dear auntie freddy ........ help me please, im not sure what the problem is, but i am sure there is one!!!!

colrow

Look now jgs dearie, no matter wot the problem is just make yourself a nice cup of tea and dunk a few hob knobs, and everything will fall into place, but watch out the warts on your nose don't fall off into your cup of tea!!

joes girls

But i dont like knobs:( oh im so depressed ............... help!!!

colrow

Dear Jg's you just hold onto this for a minute................while i dunk my hobknob then

you think you got trubbles poor old fergal is getting abused by his son rolf harriss and Stakers got the film rights

joes girls

dear auntie freddies thanks for not caring .......... i will go look under a cabbage plant!!!

staker

Dear agony aunty Fred,
I would like to ax you one thing.
Are you real?

joes girls

No dont ask that!!!

staker

Just so ye know, Aunty Fred punched me on the nose!:o
Pretty sure Fred lives in the refresh icon the arrows changed into snakes...

joes girls

Staker leave auntie alone, she is my only hope!!!!

Cicero

Dear Auntie Fred, are you related to Obi Wan Kenobi? He was Princess Leias only hope in Star Wars 1V...!!!!!!!

colrow

Well yes to my shame obey one kanobie was my lovechild, born to JG's in a crib round the back of lidls, i wasnt present at the birth, cos I was buying Hon Knobs, one has to get ones thingys right.

Now wot is ;little stakers problem ah his nose in beeding, silly boy shouldn't have walked into my fist.

Now just lie back staker while i crumble a couple of hob knobs to push up your nose.............see you feel better allready...................DON'T YOU ???

staker

Dear aunty Fred,
Why is your setee so sticky?
Was the Wexford Wan here?, it's all gooey and look,here's a lacy stocking

Toasty113

Dear Fred,

What is the circumfrence of a moose?