Agony Auntie Fred

colrow

Dear Little Girly Tasty,

Thats NOT the kind of question, little girls should be asking in polite company, so after you've washed out your mouth with carbolic soap, I want you to take these nice tasty chocolate hob knobs................and feed them too the ducks

CDfm

Dear Auntie Fred

I will keep this brief.A woman neuighbour keeps stealing my underwear. What should I do.

Briefless

colrow

Dear CDfm,

Get round there straight away, and show her your tent pole, once thats up, break out the hob knobs and have an orgy

staker

Dear Auntie Fred,

A CDfm?? has just pm'ed me to say he broke his tent pole.He put it into the tree mulcher for the "bejasus of it".
He wants to know could you lend him yours but is too embarrassed to ask

Nerin

dear agony aunt frolrow

Word from the east is that amp is returning and he's not happy.
his current eta is % and his power level is )(
how shall we proceed??????


something about cake, toast and counting,

Nerin

colrow

Dear Little nerin,

You just keep youself well stocked up with Hob Knobs, and dont worry about the (Tr)amp's return, I've got a spare electric fencer that should recharge him ok, Staker will mastermind recording it, while we all watch, and console ourselves dunking our Hob Knobs

joes girls

can i have ginger snaps???

colrow

Now there you go again JG's doing your physic trick, how you know that I never eat hon knobs myself but only ginger biscuits I don't know.

I'm just going to have 4 rashers 3 egss and some toast to see me through to snack time

Elenxor

I won't be getting anything for Valentines' Day, should I be worried?

colrow

Dear Elenxor,

Due to you enhanced and scary ability to predict the future, I bestow on you the Honour of being our new Agony Aunt Elenxor, just send me €500 for the stock of Medicinal Hob Knobs I am leaving you.

staker

Dear Aunty Fred

I can't get the hang of this butternut squash, my racquet is all gunk and the olympics are looming