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  • 20-02-2009 1:06pm
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    gerTheGreat
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    Mary was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined in.

    One day Mary was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Steve stepped out with his arm outstretched. 'STOP !,' he shouted in a firm voice. 'Have you got a license for that thing?' Mary fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him. 'OK' he said, and away Mary sped down the hall.

    As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, weird Paul popped out in front of her and shouted 'STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?' Mary dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to him. Paul nodded and said 'On your way, Ma'am.'

    As Mary neared the final corridor, Crazy Criss stepped out in front of her, Butt- Naked, and holding his 'You-Know- What' in his hand.

    'Oh, good grief,' yelled Mary, 'Not that Damn Breathalyzer Test again.!!


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