Best Scumbag Names You've Heard

bonzos

CJH and Ray "rambo" Burke would be 2 scumbag names that spring to mind!!

useful_contacts

Greenerz
Mini
D.J Daniels
Mob
Ningin
Budgie
Meatballz
Krusty
Freckle
Mullins
Fat ass mullins the 2nd (bro of 1st mullins)
Horni- Brooke (her surname was hornibrook)
Sweatyballs

I actually know these people:(

Twilightning

I saw Froga and Spica on the wall today.

M5

Was at jason Byrne show in Navan, Table of local lassies there. Show was about 15mins in and one of em shouts. Oi ask her (pointing) her knickname.

So he does, "crustybox"

Comedy gold, the place errupted. No need for material when your given a start like that

someuser90

i knew of a really short scum bag called 'pinhead'

gogo

My favourite,and what my unborn child is presently being called:

From CBCNews.ca

Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii, 9, gets court-ordered name change
Last Updated: Thursday, July 24, 2008 | 9:06 AM ET Comments66Recommend106CBC News
A judge in New Zealand fed up with parents bestowing bizarre names on their offspring has given a girl named Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii the chance to change hers.

Judge Rob Murfitt has ruled that the girl, 9, become a ward of the court so her name can be changed. The girl was involved in a custody battle between her separated parents.

In his ruling made public Thursday, Murfitt expressed concern at the "very poor judgment" shown by the parents in selecting the moniker.

"It makes a fool of the child and sets her up with a social disability and handicap, unnecessarily," said Murfitt.

The court heard that the girl was so embarrassed by her name that she never even told her friends.

Instead, she told people to call her K, her lawyer told the family court in the port city of New Plymouth, located on the west coast of the North Island.

The ruling was made in February, but became public Thursday when it was published in law reports. The girl's new name will not be made public in order to protect her identity.

In his ruling, Murfitt cited a list of strange names given to children in New Zealand.

He said names blocked by registration officials included Yeah Detroit, Keenan Got Lucy and Sex Fruit, while Number 16 Bus Shelter and Violence were allowed.

New Zealand law does not allow names that would cause offence to a reasonable person, among other conditions, said Brian Clarke, the registrar general of births, deaths and marriages.

Clarke said officials usually talked to parents who proposed unusual names to convince them of the potential embarrassment for the child.

With files from the Associated Press

civis_liberalis

Degsy wrote: »

Some people i have known
Stabbo
Slasher
Chocolate
Alga
Rubber
Fathead
Foogey
The gannet
Bowels Byrne
Wobbler
Toothy
Limpy

The Tallaght version of the 12 apostles...

unreggd

Nah, Rubber woulda been Jesus [Wine for blood n all that]

So there was one more Apossil!

Prolly Zumo from Fair City

Lorrs33

A family friend was going out with a guy named Sty, have no idea if she's still with him.

Lilyblue

Chang
Shanika (real name!)
Paulie
Chalkie
Fats
Madser
Flash
Chunky
Git
Donk
Charlo

Plenty more to come

bigeasyeah

Bertie Ahern

animan

Sharkey
Jew-boy
Rabbi Sharkey (all the same guy)
Noddy
Nobby
Barney
Pizza face
Tomato head
Freckle head
Dash
Bring 'em Back Alive
Shano Babes (pronounced bayebs)
Willow
Ricky

trout

Nick-Nack Nolan
Gickpants
Slimy Calibur
Rob-the-jelly
Goldenbollock
Mackinhole
Leper
Turdnecker
King of the Frogs
Smile-on-a-stick

GirlInterrupted

gogo wrote: »

He said names blocked by registration officials included Yeah Detroit, Keenan Got Lucy and Sex Fruit, while Number 16 Bus Shelter and Violence were allowed.

Between Number 16 Bus Shelter and Sex Fruit, I have to say that Sex Fruit would be my choice.

Much better to be named as the result, and not the location, of your parents activities.

chimmychanga

I know a bird in Ballyer whose kids names are Kylie and Tyson. Pure class....

tolosenc

Saw three names sprayed on a wall lately.

Walsho, Deco and Penston

CianRyan

Mossy. Because he has moss behind his ears, apperently.
oh-ey.

Use to get called Ciano and Ryano all the time, i generally refered to the people that called me this, prick!

Armin_Tamzarian

CianRyan wrote: »

Use to get called Ciano and Ryano all the time

Unusual considering your location.

gwhiz

A mate of mine has a neighbour who named their three daughters:

Princess, Duchess and Queen :eek:

tommyboy2222

My mates brother is nicknamed "Scum"

The Hill Billy

Boc
Shaper
Pullet
Nadgie
Cozzie
Packie

battser

Mickaaaaaaa

Whacker

IvyTheTerrible

A friend of a friend's nickname is "The Fridge" (cos he's built like a fridge).

I had a housemate who's nickname was "Dink". Strange because when I googled it, it's a racist term aparently.

White_Feather

Dobbo

larchielads

there was a guy i know who had a dog called " smirnoff " as in the vodka

CianRyan

Armin_Tamzarian wrote: »

Unusual considering your location.

Just a little baby born in the ghetto. :rolleyes:
I try to rise above, the generally uneducated, majority of people around here.

Cans of dutch and druids, in a glass filled field, just never did it for me i guess.


Edit: I know a guy called Macker.
Another called Wheelo and one one called Boner.

rosepetal

fluorescence wrote: »

The weirdest ones I ever heard were two girls in my year at school proudly calling each other Titsyanna and Slutsyanna.... The mind boggles :rolleyes:

Dunno about slutsyanna but titsianna is an Italian name. My friend (who is Italian) has an aunt called that. The family shorten it to Titsi:)

GirlInterrupted

rosepetal wrote: »

Dunno about slutsyanna but titsianna is an Italian name. My friend (who is Italian) has an aunt called that. The family shorten it to Titsi:)

Sorry Rosepetal, but the spelling is Tizianna, and the shortened version is Tizsi!

It's not as funny as your version though.:)

uberwolf

worked over a methadone clinic once. Pocahontas. I sh1t you not.

Aysha

Heard of a " Horse " before.