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Best Scumbag Names You've Heard

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 19 LeTache


    Graeme Geraghty


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2,920 ✭✭✭Dusty87


    Poncho and wobbler. EDIT: just listenin to radio there and a request came in. Hello to c-bar and deco


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 6,123 ✭✭✭stepbar


    I know somebody whose nickname is actually "Scumbag". I sh1t you not. Another guy I knew was called "Git"!


  • Registered Users Posts: 679 ✭✭✭Steo46


    Bimbo
    Cisco
    F.A Cup - Big ears
    Kojak - Bald
    Pongo
    Bosco - He had a squeaky voice
    Jambo
    Dogser
    Ramsarse - Surname Ramsbottom


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 458 ✭✭ohanloj3


    My cousins boyfriend is called sixpence!


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  • Registered Users Posts: 3,748 ✭✭✭tony1kenobi


    I know a scumbag that goes by 4727621.


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,664 ✭✭✭Doyler92


    I've heard of shoes, schoolbag, and laces.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 142 ✭✭Peep O'Day


    was on the 16 about 6 months ago and heard your typical skanger voice call out "humphrey", i could not believe it when the lad in front of me turned round to him, utter scumbag our little humphrey was, kitted out in his finest fred perry!:eek:

    beforehand i dont think i could ever have matched that name to such a face - oh yes he had the tache and all :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,405 ✭✭✭RHunce


    madness

    i was like ummm ok


  • Moderators, Music Moderators Posts: 35,943 Mod ✭✭✭✭dr.bollocko


    Woulfe.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 22 pelacho


    used to be a guy around here called 'nig*er keely'

    a white fella


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,585 ✭✭✭Mal-Adjusted


    Monkey,

    His younger brother, Monkey :rolleyes:

    Fcukface,

    Clappers,

    Prick, EDIT: [it started when people wanted to call him over, so they'd yell "Oi, Prick!" (he was a bit of a duche)]

    Cyphalis face, (you can guess why:()


  • Registered Users Posts: 51 ✭✭iHeartRyanAdams


    um..
    bucky
    neely knives

    i think the chav ones are the best..
    mowisha
    chantelle
    chellar
    britney
    rihanna

    i hate all those "zer" names! they're so stupid..
    brianzer
    handzer
    murphzer..
    *shudders!


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,880 ✭✭✭caprilicious


    Nidgy
    Wiggie
    Brown Trousers
    Francie


  • Registered Users Posts: 44 MrSnuffleupagus


    Daft Tom and Chuckie are the only ones round here I can think of...


  • Registered Users Posts: 448 ✭✭GymJim


    Quango
    Moose-T
    Uncle Sweeney (the guy was about 14 but had a receeding hairline) :D
    Barry Bags
    Eco Hound (my brother told me about this girl - she picked a can of Dutch and put it in the bin and di Boyoz hangin with her came up with it - part of a gang that used to hang around an off-licence he worked in)
    Haircut


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 350 ✭✭b28


    God, great thread


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,840 ✭✭✭Luno


    Noddy,Beans and just Bean


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,418 ✭✭✭JimiTime


    Maggot, Fish face fisher, gally, tully, marser, glover, man the list is endless. I haven't even left my old estate with the above.

    Always remember on the 78A going into town, a few scummers at the back actin the @rse. One turned to the other and said, 'oill bite yer hed off wirra punch'. To this day I'm curious as to what such an event would constitute :confused:


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 868 ✭✭✭tdv


    Just put a "o" at the end if any name.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 116 ✭✭Dr_H_Lecter


    A few good ones I've heard:
    • Trollier
    • KIT KAT<<<
    • Panda
    • Conker
    • Johnny Eyeball
    • Bippa
    .

    Remember a little altercation on the upstairs back of a dublin bus, words were exchanged between two ........ well skangers.
    One of them threw a punch, some people intervened and stood between the two .... boyos.
    The skanger who was on the receiving end kept sayin "ILL EAT YA ....ILL EAT YA....ILL BLEEDIN EAT YA". seriously he just wouldnt stop saying that he'd eat the other chavling ( something that could be taken the wrong way)

    Anyway wonder if it was kitkat he was fighting.

    The busdriver stopped outside a garda station.
    wonder if he went on to bleedin eat a mountjoy sausage


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 645 ✭✭✭TriceMarie


    was at a bus stop in bray a few years ago

    this young wan was shout her daughter who was about 3 with flame red curly hair, snotty nose and gold hoopy earings - "Brittney, will you stop for **** sake or i will throw you under da bus"



    :eek::eek:


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,045 ✭✭✭Fusion251


    How about this one!

    Riggo GTi

    He was mad into the yizzir cars in all in anyways!!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 64 ✭✭imaleper


    Heinzerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
    Screwy
    Drugsy

    that is all


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 531 ✭✭✭D-A-V-E


    theres a few going around limerick city including..

    minty
    concey
    scratchy
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EniA8CIVS8M

    then the usual

    mossy
    anthony, pronounced in a thick accent an-neeey
    chantell
    gunta
    rasher
    chasentha, pronounced in a thick accent cha sin ta (fast)


  • Registered Users Posts: 10,572 ✭✭✭✭brummytom


    There's the usual Terror, Killer etc. at school.

    I don't know if this one counts; but I went to primary with a girl called Vogue Wadrup. She wasn't foreign or anything. As if her last name wasn't bad enough, her mother names her after a glossy magazine!


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,359 ✭✭✭Overblood


    There a guy in carrick on suir called ¨faecist¨.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 66 ✭✭sir snackbox


    eggy
    beanz
    toast
    (i think they were all in the same cooking club:P)
    tappy
    tucker


    what a thread

    solid gold ha


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,675 ✭✭✭ronnie3585


    On the wall of the last bridge you pass under going into Heuston Station on the train was scrawled 'Micko is Dean Malenko'.

    It was painted over about two years ago but it made me laugh every time I saw it.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 1,830 ✭✭✭Jonty


    Remember a little altercation on the upstairs back of a dublin bus, words were exchanged between two ........ well skangers.
    One of them threw a punch, some people intervened and stood between the two .... boyos.
    The skanger who was on the receiving end kept sayin "ILL EAT YA ....ILL EAT YA....ILL BLEEDIN EAT YA". seriously he just wouldnt stop saying that he'd eat the other chavling ( something that could be taken the wrong way)

    Anyway wonder if it was kitkat he was fighting.

    The busdriver stopped outside a garda station.
    wonder if he went on to bleedin eat a mountjoy sausage

    maybe he ate the mountjoy sausage in reverse.


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