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Best Scumbag Names You've Heard

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  • Registered Users Posts: 16,764 ✭✭✭✭Nalz


    DominOh
    Rhinoh
    Quiche
    Froggaay


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 70 ✭✭golum


    Smeller Green....an entire family known by this name..and very proud of it too by all accounts


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,122 ✭✭✭Imhof Tank


    Dont know if its been mentioned but ............

    Buckets of Blood

    (a debt collector in the D6 area)


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 70 ✭✭golum


    Don't know if anybody else has heard tell of a lad who goes by the name "Tex".

    Heard he bunt his house down with his entire family inside...nobody hurt though...apparently he was just having the craic...they all live together now as a big happy family..of sorts


  • Posts: 0 [Deleted User]


    golum wrote: »
    Smeller Green....an entire family known by this name..and very proud of it too by all accounts

    I know them!

    Our hometown also produced a chap called 'Fiddler'. Back in the day, he became obsessed that I had won my sportsbag in a snooker competition. Everytime he saw me, he'd ask me ' did ya win that in the schnooker (sic)'

    I hadn't, btw. My mam had got it for me.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 14 minderbender


    there used to be a gang of guys in mooncoin co kilkenny with names like, chisler, scutter, fluter etc.. also used to know a guy called ningey...


  • Registered Users Posts: 427 ✭✭Keogg


    Razor
    Slatts
    Rasher
    Slim
    Horse

    and the best one: Waldorf!


  • Registered Users Posts: 171 ✭✭SpodoKamodo


    Heard a junkie arguing with his mate 'Banger' on his phone at the charlemont Luas stop. Apparently, Banger had slept in again...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 2 Laura-K


    gunky and spooner

    lovely


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,370 ✭✭✭Skuxx


    In Limerick they all seem to be called Harris


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  • Registered Users Posts: 724 ✭✭✭cock robin


    Tomato
    Trollies
    Gunner eye


  • Registered Users Posts: 43 Mr-McBain


    Gizzabit
    Catzer
    Tosh
    Cakey
    Breadnjam
    Waffler
    Dungie
    Scoops
    JonnyB/JB (Guess why)
    Rizzler


  • Registered Users Posts: 6,315 ✭✭✭secman


    Crio RIP
    Jaynor,
    Bubble head
    Goono
    Lags,
    Junks,
    Bru,
    Gerrior
    Whacker,
    Scobie,
    Lemo
    Kellier
    Murf
    Gitser
    Esso
    Dicey
    Square
    Anus
    Killer
    BoBo RIP
    Stef
    Millo,
    Jinxie
    Figgs

    All real people !


    Secman


  • Registered Users Posts: 4,848 ✭✭✭Poxyshamrock


    There's a guy called Moses in Limerick...and it's not his nickname either.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,138 ✭✭✭Tomebagel


    theres a group of them that call themselves '2paki' no lies:pac:

    another couple are mylsey,slug,buster,fitzy,and joycey:rolleyes::eek:


  • Registered Users Posts: 12,399 ✭✭✭✭maameeo


    once heard a woman called her 3 year old in chipper on thomas street...

    Luuuueeeegy come back hee-are (luigi, come back here)

    :D


  • Registered Users Posts: 41 Espy


    Heard once is Tesco in Limerick a woman calling her daughter "Shakiiiiiiiiraaaaaaaaaaaaa!!".

    I also knew this red headed fella from school that everyone called either "Copper Knob" or "Foxy Locks".


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 13 Wobbledeeboop


    Toenail in Bray.
    He's proper hard.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 693 ✭✭✭Crotchety


    Wafer

    Paprika

    Whitecoats


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,134 ✭✭✭Duddy


    "Bang Bang"

    spa.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 26 chappy_chap


    ones ive heard are..





    bullet
    keva
    pigie
    lil rayo
    liamo


    were do people come up with thease?????........


  • Registered Users Posts: 34 Whoze


    Espy wrote: »
    Heard once is Tesco in Limerick a woman calling her daughter "Shakiiiiiiiiraaaaaaaaaaaaa!!".

    The hilarious thing about this is that I heard the exact same thing, but it wasnt in Limerick...there's more than one child running around called shakira?

    One of the things that annoys me is when they put 'Dj' in front of their names even when they arent, like 14 year olds signing their names 'Dj Shano' or whatever. Funniest I heard was 'Dj Hoho'

    A neighbour's 15 year old had a child about a month ago...she called it Rihanna...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,743 ✭✭✭MrMatisse


    how many people are now just making up scumbag names?

    Be honest.:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,567 ✭✭✭mloc


    Two seperate mates have both ended up talking to attractive women to find thier names to be "Dice" and "Coconut". Deal off.


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 693 ✭✭✭Crotchety


    Fella's called:

    Scummers
    Sheepskin
    Bargy
    Trouncer
    Caps



    Wimmin called:


    Twinkler
    Darlin
    Bugs


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,713 ✭✭✭Bonavox


    On the back seat of a bus eavesdropping:

    Needles
    Mouch
    Crouch
    Madser
    LeafTonio
    Custard

    People I know:

    Madser (Same as above)
    Philly
    Party
    Sodapop
    Horse
    Pinto
    Johnny OneBall (Seriously)

    Thats off the top of my head, I could go on and on.


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,585 ✭✭✭Mal-Adjusted


    vflhp wrote: »
    On the back seat of a bus eavesdropping:

    Needles
    Mouch
    Crouch
    Madser
    LeafTonio
    Custard

    People I know:

    Madser (Same as above)
    Philly
    Party
    Sodapop
    Horse
    Pinto
    Johnny OneBall (Seriously)

    Thats off the top of my head, I could go on and on.


    I think it's a skanger law that at least one person in every town is called Horse. i know two...


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 693 ✭✭✭Crotchety


    I think it's a skanger law that at least one person in every town is called Horse. i know two...

    Aye. Are you going to the stables tonight? :pac:


  • Registered Users Posts: 11,400 ✭✭✭✭fullstop


    Duddy wrote: »
    "Bang Bang"

    spa.

    I think I know him. Does his surname begin with P?


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 10,838 ✭✭✭✭3hn2givr7mx1sc


    Anto
    Deano
    Finto
    Aido

    Melaneeeeeeeeee
    Carleeeeeeeeeee
    Janisssssse

    Can't think of the rest right now..


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