Best Scumbag Names You've Heard

emperor_krunchy

muggsy
beefy
chicko..... ( who would say that)
forehead (for-ehhh)

Leftyflip

Bubz
Key-er-a!
Ste-o
Creego

bluemooner

apple head
cheeseburger
lefty (cos his balls hang to the left apparently)
and i too have heard of a scut called rihanna

ziggy23

Chunky
Chumples
Carabunkels

experiMental

Tomooooo!!!

Pwaaaaady!!!!

Mwandyyyyy!!!!

StormWarrior

My sister says if she has twins she is going to name them either Tyrese and Tyrelle, or King and Queen.

I think she's been watching too much Maury Povich.

TorresDaLegend

Having gone to school in Cabra i've heard alot , eh Panda, Starvin Garvin, heno, goosie, gogo, jambo, hox (he's really mad, everyones scared of him), sweets, toast, coady, choco,wardo, bippa (he od'd on the canal) , thats all i can think of atm

pappyodaniel

Fellas : Eyeballs, Boots, Dykles, Kneecaps.
Bjors: Jacinta, Trinity, Chantelle.

spitfireIRL

bootsy, and wispa:pac:

Crow71

Shaneequa for a girl

Otis Driftwood

Some of the best ones Ive heard have been

Head n Shoulders (the guy had some sort of birth defect and had a really short neck)

Irish Breakfast (his older brother was called Rashers)

Corkscrew Junior (his Father had a severly hunched back and was known as Corkscrew)

D-A-V-E

jaquenta
jacentha
gunta
asumpta
chantell
concy
minty
anthony pronounced (an ney)

some of the names floating around limerick

lorebringer

Dottsie - I don't know how anyone came up with this!

Mono - there was a kid that used to live near me when I was younger, in my teens, and his second name was "Monaghan" which got shortened to "Mono". I really don't think they knew that they were calling him a disease!

Anonomyte

Some woman in africa wanted to call her kid ghonneria. A high court interviened.

LittleKitty

talliqua, for a 7 year old girl
kirsty, pronounced kerrrrsty.

PaulByrne'sBald

Mark the prince
jigsy
brogses

That_Guy

Scabies.

Nearly pissed myself when I overheard two scummers talking to each other and asking the question, "Where da bleedin' hell is dat muppet Scabies?"

Westwood

JimiTime wrote: »

Maggot, Fish face fisher, gally, tully, marser, glover, man the list is endless. I haven't even left my old estate with the above.

Always remember on the 78A going into town, a few scummers at the back actin the @rse. One turned to the other and said, 'oill bite yer hed off wirra punch'. To this day I'm curious as to what such an event would constitute

ah good old ballyer the memories lol

TheCardHolder

Mano.

delricyo

I knew a Pudge and a Bomber in school
There was also Stinkbomb (need you ask)

Apart from that its mainly ordinary names with an 'O' or 'Er' at the end

Kev_ps3

this thread is a classic:D

trout

I've just heard of a local scumbag known as "Saliva" ... charming.

rebel.ranter

Dimbo
Arse
Rimmer


Or another classic, Shania & her little brother Keefer getting on the train at Limerick Junction last year one day! Classy!

Or the buddy "Books" of a well known (ex) Cork Hurler, he's Books cos he went to college!

experiMental

Jaaayyyden!!!

sounds similar to Jayyysus, when said in Dublin scumbag accent

lightening

John Paul.

Jayson.

Tow bar.

-Leelo-

Mixer is one I've heard recently. :pac:

Degsy

There's a bloke up my way called "Drugs".

Donotpassgo

I'm not sure if this still counts as a scumbag name but we've just had our daughter christened and the other couple there called their daughter Destiny Euro :eek:
What happens when Destiny has a child? Cue Beyoncé

Pdfile

Stink - yer man had Crabs, genital warts and some sort of bowel irritation....


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Hank_Jones

Wacker
Whopper
Drugsy