Best Scumbag Names You've Heard

giles lynchwood

Larry Lump hammer
Chainsaw Cod

TPD

TheRiddler wrote: »

Beaner, beanzer, batman, shakey, solidifier, jamzer, humpy cunty, egg face, cat woman, chopper, rust bucket, muncher, baldy locks, pricko, TheRiddler, haenus anus, smiley, **** face.

Laughing my ass off at the thought of a scumbag named Solidifier

Táck

toiletbrush head

CiaranMT

Three brothers who were in the same school as me, eldest first:

Spunky/Funky

Beans

Cheeseburger

Also, a more general name that was bandied about was 'longback battlewarrior'. Say it in a Limerick accent. I still laugh at it :P

demonspawn

Bertie Ahern
Charlie McCreevy
Ray Burke
Sean FitzPatrick
Willie O'Dea
Charles Haughey
Ivor Calley

I could go on.

RMD

Bubbles
Snackbox
Trollier
Currytits

Mallet, some told it was because of his large head, others told it was because he smashed some lads kneecaps in with a mallet :pac:

messymess

Terry wrote: »

Are you disagreeing with my opinion, or are you judging people on their name?

Bit from column A, bit from column B.

Ironically, you're judging people who are judging people. What makes you any less of a "scumbag"?

yoshytoshy

Whacker!

Not sure if it's becasue they whack one out or because they whack people out.:D

chakotha

Badger
Stones
Humpa
Fonzi
Daz
Pussy
Dobbsy
Nuts
Stick
Seabird
Dave (it was a she)
Scrawny
Gig
Abdul
Ozzie
Beej

Dr. Feelgood

Squiddy
Salty

Chicken Run

lass at my daughter's old school in the UK was christened Tia Maria

wolfpawnat

Dj Stiggie wrote: »

Syphilis

Affectionately Syph among his mates

Catchy!

DonJose

Traveller kid in the local school is named Shakira :rolleyes:

abrr1000

I was at a christening there not too long ago.
There were two little girls there called Paris and Jordan :eek:

Logical Fallacy

Desmond, Andrew, Sean, Dermot.

See what i did there?

Karmaman

Poxy - (everything was poxy to him)
Nig*er -(albino like)
Jip -(his ma used to go mad when we called for him, is Jip comin out?)
Ken -(don't fcuk with Ken, he aint got a nickname)

versace a little girl in asda in glasgow

conorhal

A mate of my mum's works in a maternity hospital, a few months ago she was asking some skanger couple what there were going to call their baby girl...

"YeahVeNee" She says. "That's ...unusual.." my mum's mate replies, "How do you spell that?
"Y-V-O-N-N-E"
Oh! Yvonne!
"Eevon?... No, I don't like that...." :pac:

demonspawn

I know this is AH and all and some people are just having a laugh, but a few posts I've read have really wound me up. This thread is the reason the middle class is so hated in this country.

Tell yeah what, get off your fu*ing high horses and come join the rest of us down here, you're no better than anyone else at the end of the day. Money doesn't make someone a good person, being a good person does.

That is all.

Jaxxy

China (Last name Kavanagh -> sounds like cabinet -> china cabinet -> China)
Pug (Looked like a pug)
Yimmo (Jim)
Chili (No idea)
Thrush (Irritating cnut)
Cornflake (Could use his ears to eat your cornflakes out of)
Moonface (Big face)
Saucepan (Face like a saucepan)
Canocoke ("Here, gerrus a can o coke will ye")
Currychip (No idea)
Stabra (The Stabber from Cabra)
Saladfinger (Liked rust)
Goldfinger (Liked picking his hole)
Cif (Twice as thick)
Rasher (No idea)
Snackbox (Was always out of it)
Tenpasttwo (Had something wrong with his neck and his head was always leaning to the left)

Great thread.

The_Joker.

'Fintan the frolicker' is a real mean man.

Cheeky_gal

Fossy
Willow
Catzar

WindSock

Táck wrote: »

toiletbrush head

haha. First genuine lol of the day :pac:

Or maybe it's the 2nd.

losthorizon

Jackanapes

Einstein

Best one I witnessed when I was walkin into a shop, and some young'wan shouted at her snotty lil kid..."Ulysses, will ye get down off the fcukin wall..."

Tilt Gone

Just a few of the nicknames of the lads I know.....

Ringo
Beano
baff
Pointy
Timmy Tucker
Tom Locks
Yank
razor
Chopper
Peanut
Baldy
Scum
Niff
Fat Johnny
Fun
Hobbles
Spider Monkey
Six fingers
Stumpy
Spunky
Banger

Celly Smunt

Ivor Callelly







i love jumping on the political bandwagon

davrho

Goolies
Twanger.

Both good guys. Used to drink a bit with them in East Kilbride many years ago.

sallystar

My brothers 2 mates in school:
-Mucus
-Burger

My aunt was a midwife in Cork in the 60's and remembers loads of baby boys being named Trampas (Doug McClures character in 'The Virginian'). She's never heard anyone with the name since,so these guys are probably using their second name!

sky88

i know of a guy whos called tallaght snow