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Best Scumbag Names You've Heard

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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 5,482 ✭✭✭Kidchameleon


    Froggy
    Muller (now deceased)
    Spock
    Lechy
    Langer
    Skinny
    Lammer
    Gillo
    Renny
    Mento


  • Registered Users Posts: 121 ✭✭crispsandwiches


    'the genital'


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,005 ✭✭✭CorkMan


    "Clamps"

    You wanna get the CLAMPS?!?!?! *snaps clamps*


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 3 smithey


    :pac:


    Franchescaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!
    and my favourite.....
    Stereooooooooooo


  • Registered Users Posts: 7,116 ✭✭✭Professional Griefer


    A child who was born here a few months ago was named,
    Rihanna Beyonce Coffee.

    Also I believe they've started to call some of them Lady Gaga.

    God bless the future of this country.


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  • Closed Accounts Posts: 1,772 ✭✭✭johnn


    "Fluff"
    "Packet of Crisps"
    "Wriggly Sausage"
    "Suction Head"


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 180 ✭✭D.McC


    Best one ever - Goldfish

    and who can forget 'horse'


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,001 ✭✭✭ColmDawson


    I was playing soccer against Finglas years ago and they had a player known as Cheesey and also one known as Biscuit.

    :D


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 673 ✭✭✭Tubsandtiles


    A guy nicknamed Fanta


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 4,005 ✭✭✭CorkMan


    "Slim Shady"

    He got the name cos he 6'1 and weight 10 stone. The second part cos he never, ever takes his hands out of his pockets.


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  • Registered Users Posts: 804 ✭✭✭round tower huntsman


    'Mon now boyz, there's always a few good ones to be heard or to be see barely legible, scrawled across the bus seat in front of you. A few good ones I've heard:

    • Trollier
    • Kit Kat
    • Deano Apple
    • Panda
    • Conker
    • Johnny Eyeball
    • Bippa
    I'll share some more once they come back to me, there's alot more I've heard.
    i know them lads, all sound 'cept for eyeball he still owes me a score for some dodgy yolks!!


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 4,210 ✭✭✭argosy2006


    Phil T Phelan


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,006 ✭✭✭thebullkf


    A guy nicknamed Fanta



    ditto...... {from Summerhill?}


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,935 ✭✭✭randy hickey


    Didn't yer man Kitkat snap and split poor oul Conker a while back?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 462 ✭✭Btwndeyes


    Guy in my school used be called durex.


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,138 ✭✭✭paky


    i new a guy called chucky.
    they called him chucky because he use to watch childs play as a child and laugh at it lol


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,006 ✭✭✭thebullkf


    Btwndeyes wrote: »
    Guy in my school used be called durex.



    was he a prick ?


  • Closed Accounts Posts: 11 celticbhoy1888


    nyone know joe skay-electric from ballyer.


  • Registered Users Posts: 419 ✭✭Gary4279


    Scrabble
    Scaldy-Balls
    Croney
    muller
    yido
    pips
    kigsey
    toes
    mikey the pikey
    lego
    anto
    arthur the farter


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,674 ✭✭✭Faith+1


    Gary4279 wrote: »
    Scrabble
    Scaldy-Balls
    Croney
    muller
    yido
    pips
    kigsey
    toes
    mikey the pikey
    lego
    anto
    arthur the farter

    Cabras version of the 12 apostles.


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  • Moderators, Computer Games Moderators Posts: 11,139 Mod ✭✭✭✭Mr. Manager


    Gary4279 wrote: »
    Scaldy-Balls

    Epic.


  • Registered Users Posts: 562 ✭✭✭lcrcboy


    There is a girl called Blockella haha me and the lads could not stop laughing when we heard about her, apparently she knocked a fella out one night who started slagging her off about the name. What parents would name there daughter that :D:D


  • Registered Users Posts: 2,111 ✭✭✭Jesus Juice


    How long has this thread been going!??


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,900 ✭✭✭littlefriend


    JaxxYChicK wrote: »
    Tenpasttwo (Had something wrong with his neck and his head was always leaning to the left)

    That is so funny - I read it this morning and have been laughing all day.


  • Registered Users Posts: 1,163 ✭✭✭fish fingers


    Lad in Galway used to be called Eddiefeekthedog. Say it slowly.


  • Registered Users Posts: 943 ✭✭✭Rebel021


    Barbra no baz

    Edit
    She wasn't a skanger but the lad who told the story of her having no baz was,
    although at 15 you would think she would have


  • Registered Users Posts: 3,272 ✭✭✭Barna77


    Sky


  • Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 2,138 ✭✭✭paky


    shantell


  • Registered Users Posts: 17,191 ✭✭✭✭Shanotheslayer


    Faith+1 wrote: »
    Cabras version of the 12 apostles.

    True, cabra is bad alright:(


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  • Registered Users Posts: 2,718 ✭✭✭upandcumming


    Longford town-Britney Mears.

    This person exists!


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