Best Scumbag Names You've Heard

moses (2)

starflake wrote: »

That's brilliant!

yes but clearly much weaker than a 6pac

dSTAR

Degsy wrote: »

Some people i have known
Stabbo
Slasher
Chocolate
Alga
Rubber
Fathead
Foogey
The gannet
Bowels Byrne
Wobbler
Toothy
Limpy

You must be an old school punk Degsy. There was a character from Donaghmede from back in the day called Flossy. Did you ever come across him?

TerrorFirmer

Binky.
Budgie.
Frosty.
Tayto.
Gums.
Butthead.
Fifty pence.

dlofnep

Dead
Threedog
Mudball
Tenpence
Noodles
Eric Eyeball

Persiancowboy

A friend of mine who works in Ballyfermot swears there's a young wan going to school in the area called ......Disney!!! ...or as it should be spelled Disneeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Degsy

dSTAR wrote: »

You must be an old school punk Degsy. There was a character from Donaghmede from back in the day called Flossy. Did you ever come across him?

I certainly am..the name Flossy doesnt ring a bell though..was he a punk?

kf1920

Rasher, and the boyfriends name was Sausage. :rolleyes:

Wood

Figgle
Oneball (guess how he got his name)
Belly
Burier (as in a skangers version of an undertaker, pronounced berryer)
Maggot
Willow (He was really short, his name was not William)
Boo Boo
Toerag
Buckets (of blood)
Scaldyballs
Repo (His family car was repossessed)
MicroMickey
Niner
Smokey
Acky
and last but not least......Smell


These are just from my road

TerrorFirmer

Wood wrote: »

Figgle
Oneball (guess how he got his name)
Belly
Burier (as in a skangers version of an undertaker, pronounced berryer)
Maggot
Willow (He was really short, his name was not William)
Boo Boo
Toerag
Buckets (of blood)
Scaldyballs
Repo (His family car was repossessed)
MicroMickey
Niner
Smokey
Acky
and last but not least......Smell


These are just from my road

Why do they call you wood? :eek:

Halfrauds

while trading insults with this little short fat skanger, after i kicked him out of the shop for being a skanger, his mate says "BURGER come on lets go get the lads and batter him"

BURGER!!!:D I actually couldnt stop laughing along with some customers, the guy was actually like a walking sorry looking big mac assembled by a blind man.

TerrorFirmer

Halfrauds wrote: »

while trading insults with this little short fat skanger, after i kicked him out of the shop for being a skanger, his mate says "BURGER come on lets go get the lads and batter him"

BURGER!!!:D I actually couldnt stop laughing along with some customers, the guy was actually like a walking sorry looking big mac assembled by a blind man.

Reminds me of the time a tiny knacker, no more then 7, told an Indian security guard 'don't be giving me cheek or I'll break ya' when approached about his parents whereabouts.

Sgt Hartman

Here's a few I have came across in my time

Big-eye
Egg
Tae-bag
Bignose
Plug
Rogi
Chickenlad
Moggadogga

And I'n NOT making these up!

Halfrauds

TerrorFirmer wrote: »

Reminds me of the time a tiny knacker, no more then 7, told an Indian security guard 'don't be giving me cheek or I'll break ya' when approached about his parents whereabouts.

ha ha ive held one off by the forehead while he was swingingh and missing, they are great entertainment.

best way to get rid of the teenage ones is to let on your gay, for a group whose current style is camper than ABBA, they are awfully homophobic:D

best thing is you can say what you want, nobody listens to little loud mouth ****bags:pac:

joeperry

Went to school with people who used to speak of a gurrier called YATA!!

syngindub

chopper
Stinger

Sgt Hartman

joeperry wrote: »

Went to school with people who used to speak of a gurrier called YATA!!

Yata! I mean, YATA??? Oh God!!

Sam Vimes

yvonne pronounced why-von-eeeeeeee

Zadkiel

Skinner


Another Cabra one

Sgt Hartman

I hate the way Dublin gurriers say "Louise". "Lewee-iz, LEWEE-IZ Oi'll bleedin' BUURST ya!"

Tom65

kf1920 wrote: »

Rasher, and the boyfriends name was Sausage. :rolleyes:

Rasher seems to be a fairly common name. I wonder if it's every made the list of most common names in Ireland...


Not a great scumbag name exactly, but I was getting the bus once the was a 'gurrier' getting on after saying goodbye to his girlfriend. As he's paying for his ticket she shouts "I'll see ye Richie", to which he shouts back "Me name's Richard. Call me Richie again and I'm f*cking breakin' up wit ya".
Good on you, Richard, I thought. Break the scumbag stereotype.

Duck's hoop

Great to see the class war is our most enduring colonial legacy. Good show chaps.

syngindub

haven't seen Johnner

Boo
Gaga
Mara-ha
Gisty
SweatWallet
Cabbage
Fanta
Freaky
Mahogga
Mo
Burger
Bicky

Frisbee

Fat Monk

joeperry

Sgt Hartman wrote: »

Yata! I mean, YATA??? Oh God!!

Yeah he was from the Eastwall/Northstrand area

RaverRo808

Halfrauds wrote: »

while trading insults with this little short fat skanger, after i kicked him out of the shop for being a skanger, his mate says "BURGER come on lets go get the lads and batter him"

BURGER!!!:D I actually couldnt stop laughing along with some customers, the guy was actually like a walking sorry looking big mac assembled by a blind man.

I know I Burger,I think he's from North Strand,sound bloke

Twilightning

• Fishy
• Piggy
• Mousey

Noopti

haha....some classics in here.

Best post was the one that defended "Rihanna" and also said "Rihannian" or something was a popular name..........lol

RaverRo808

Around my hometown there were also afew memorable names,winky,bendo,show-stopper,icon,mong,soups,hango,bullet-head,the head,lucky(this guy is a chronic alcoholic,whose wife died,and who lost pretty muceverything),drugs(guess why),lordaviolence(guess why again),earwig,Dada,and i could go one,I dont think anyone in the Dublin 7 area,goes by their real names

Twilightning

The ironic thing is, these are all scumbags and we probably couldn't come up with nicknames this classic by ourselves.