Best Scumbag Names You've Heard

Slow Motion

Maggot
Hippo
Froggy
Scobie
Nobby
Bogger

banshee_bones

• Wooly
• Pa'
• Rossco
• Cully
• Johnny One-Can

Oh and the Galway Celebrity......


Knacker Dwarf! a.k.a KD!

Countryripple

- Hamburger
- Cornedbeef Jaws

Theres two ive heard

Lockstep

The alley ways near my house have all been tagged by a chap called Smurf.

I was reading the graffiti on the back of Dunnes once and someone had scrawled "Bubbles" everywhere.

Someone had written underneath "the only Bubbles around here is on your stomach you fat slag."

longshanks

dlofnep wrote: »

Dead
Threedog
Mudball
Tenpence
Noodles
Eric Eyeball

ha ha you left out
muckel
die
shnock
headaball
feg
drip
cricky
guinea (ginny?)
slasher
stinger
boookey
spikey
flappy
nosh
nobby
bomber
badger
skinner
spinner
rabbit
mincey

there's more i cant think of

Patricide

All my cousins from the same family : Bomber, Budgie, Baldy, Birdsy and .....John.

podge3

starflake wrote: »

My personal favourite was baby Rihanna Murphy born on new years day in Waterford...CLASSY

We had a Rihanna in our local knack estate recently.

Halfrauds

RaverRo808 wrote: »

I know I Burger,I think he's from North Strand,sound bloke

probably the same bloke, this was in the city centre:D

damo

I've known of:

Toaster
Square
BOK
Kenno
Cocky
MOB


**** there were plenty more in my school but i forget most of 'em

Number one

UnderpantsGnome wrote: »

What's wrong with the name Rihanna? Just because there is a famous singer with the name doesn't mean no-one else can use it. It's a bit different with a name like Beyoncé, but Rihanna was always a popular name. Along with Rihannion.

Miley Cyrus has asked people to stop calling thier children Miley as she likes that her name is unique. I don't like the idea that Miley Cyrus' fans are having kids! :eek:

I'd hate if some little popstrel came along when my kid is two and made the name all famous so my little one won't be special anymore. That's why I'm not naming my offspring, I'm going to number them instead.
"No. 1, stop acting the maggot and give No. 2 her doll back! Then clean up the carpet, No. 3 shat in the living room." (No. 3 is the dog by the way.)

UnderpantsGnome I'm going to ask a question frenquently posed by the subjects of this thread;

Are you my daddy?

f22

Guy from years ago with black hair and a white patch at the back I remember everyone called "Pieball" which I thought was a great name.

Sanjuro

UnderpantsGnome wrote: »

Miley Cyrus has asked people to stop calling thier children Miley as she likes that her name is unique. I don't like the idea that Miley Cyrus' fans are having kids! :eek:

That's very arrogant of her. Did it ever occur to her that these parents might be Glenroe fans?

GeeNorm

"Horsebox" as in "here horsebox, take your mickey out of my arse"

Degsy

f22 wrote: »

Guy from years ago with black hair and a white patch at the back I remember everyone called "Pieball" which I thought was a great name.

Same up my way..wonder was it the same bloke..st donaghs?

sidneykidney

Two i have heard years ago were,

Spanky
DanDan

Mr. Frost

Famous45 wrote: »

Aren't they all called Whacker or Anto?

And don't they all have a celtic jersey with their own name on it accompanied by a rotweiller

That's bleeding....

I met a 'Whacker' once. Whacker the knacker.

carlybabe1

stoner
danno
brian cowen
mary harney.......
could be here for a while........
dennis casey
gillian bowler..........ah fu.ck it, I'll only run outta space, an me fingers will cramp

20 Times 20 Times

Mogwi

Agamemnon

Degsy wrote: »

Bowels Byrne

FlutterinBantam?

SoWatchaWant

Miley from Glenroe actually comes to our local shop all the time. He buys 4 Dutch Gold and a naggin of black rum, and off he goes on his old fashioned pushbike.


Also,

Sally AAAnne
Scarrrrlet
Imellllda

Lockstep

I was in a school in inner city Dublin and got to meet a wide variety of interesting characters.


Lemon
Viggie
Buzzer
Hacksaw
Pliers
etc
etc

All we need is a spanner and we'd have a full toolbox

Alter-Ego

Mercedes

"Ah mercedes love, dont call the geards!"

punchdrunk

oh we'd some great ones in our school!

fats
bunhead
bickie
teeth
rasher
sharkey
dicey

galwayrush

Sean Fitzpatrick seems a rather scummy name atm.:(

refusetolose

Scuts and Kneecapper

PK2008

Horseface Johnny
Snowball
Oddball
Morroco
Scoby
Two Bob
Noodles

MementoMori

There seems to be some confusion between scumbag names and scumbag nicknames.

On the subject of nicknames heard of a guy whose nickname was johnny vodka, remember being at a game of soccer and you're man bombing down the wing and hearing someone shouting "vodka, vodka put it in the box" - a personal favourite of mine.

Agamemnon

Slasher
Swagger
Stitchy
Squelshy
Pants

Armin_Tamzarian

Chainsaw

Cueball

Nailer

Hatchet

Swanny

Slash

The Viper

biko

Christo
Anto
Deco
Tomo
Basically any name ending in 'o'

Or names with 'the' in between, John The Hook, Mac The Knife, ...