Best Scumbag Names You've Heard

dvpower

biko wrote: »

Basically any name ending in 'o'

Biko?

chopperbyrne

syngindub wrote: »

chopper
Stinger

What's wrong with Chopper?

At least there's a reason for my nickname.

refusetolose

the general
the monk
the viper
the penguin
factory john

all good friends of mine

CL32

Bullets
Hatchet
Shakey
Wriggle
Plink (the stink roberts) <-- wrestling alter ego
Pug
Nail Bar Tony
Trash
Killer (Killian - wouldn't slag him though, not when he's huffin petrol)
Beano ( x 5)
Deadser
The Poodle
Choco
Aids

biko

dvpower wrote: »

Biko?

Indeed

Lynskey

The worst one i saw was "The one-eyed cyclops":rolleyes:
It also had a little "grrrrrr" scrawled along the bottom for good measure

Riddle101

refusetolose wrote: »

the general
the monk
the viper
the penguin
factory john

all good friends of mine

Fat Freddie
Whacker Duffy

While we're on the subject

kwalshe

I've a buddy in work who has a couple of mates called

Bisto
Edgie
Jumpers
Murja
Del Boy

laoisforliam

cookie
rasher
begbie
bisto
traverse
beedy
seemo
murdo

tech77

Deleted User wrote: »

Boo
Gaga
Mara-ha
Gisty
SweatWallet
Cabbage
Fanta
Freaky
Mahogga
Mo
Burger
Bicky

Sweatwallet... WTF?

tech77

Ultimate Chin wrote: »

I did hear of a Della-Dutch before. Im not sure was that askanger name or second name though

Double-barrelled skanger surname?

tech77

Wood wrote: »

Figgle
Oneball (guess how he got his name)
Belly
Burier (as in a skangers version of an undertaker, pronounced berryer)
Maggot
Willow (He was really short, his name was not William)
Boo Boo
Toerag
Buckets (of blood)
Scaldyballs
Repo (His family car was repossessed)
MicroMickey
Niner
Smokey
Acky
and last but not least......Smell


These are just from my road

LOL at "repo" and "micromickey".
Imagine being constantly called micromickey.
Harsh.

refusetolose

Riddle101 wrote: »

Fat Freddie
Whacker Duffy

While we're on the subject

some more..
The Tosser
Wobbly Boots
Fatso

Kinetic^

The General

Whosbetter?

S'pose, if you're living in the Limerick area, there are about 5 or 6 surnames you SHOULD'NT be putting on your C.V. if you're looking for a job.

dmigsy

I played football against a team a few years ago who had a Burger (a fat guy) and a Goulash (Romanian-looking chap).

dazberry

Twilightning wrote: »

• Fishy
• Piggy
• Mousey

All we need is a monkey and we'd have a TV program.

D.

Degsy

I used to know a bloke widely known as Dickhead Morrison.
He used to go out with a girl called Grainne The Man.

artvandulet

I heard of some skanger called...

Joe-o

his name already ends in 'oh' yet they added in the extra 'oh' anyway.

Classic.:D

Mal-Adjusted

Onion

Peppapig

Overheard,

Sarah pronounced " Sayr-la"

ha-ya-said-what

Podgy
Squeeky
Sha-kir-ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
TollKnickers
Lilo
Stumpy
Fu**sticks
Rodger'er
Ompa
Dahliaaaaaaa
Midget

Armin_Tamzarian

refusetolose wrote: »

some more..
The Tosser
Wobbly Boots
Fatso

Not to mention...

The Boxer
The Psycho
Dutchy


and of course The Coach "I'm just an ordinary, decent, criminal Veronica..."

population

Guy who was a year behind me in school was called "Dicko"

northwestguy27

flaybag

TowBar

cHaTbOx

jesus

Goldshlager

Des wrote: »

Jacinta

+1:P

YER_MA

Beckeeeee
ew.

Poutbutton

Tyreek :eek: {How would you shorten this "Reek" or "Tyre"}

Janiece not Janice..."Janeeeeece"

Abergail......clearly not a spelling major :rolleyes:

Shendra or Chendra almost like a cross between Sharon & Sandra

Shar mayin {Charmaine}

Na ah leeeeeeeeeeee {formerly Natalie}

"Looooooooick" {Luke} or "Loooooookah" {Luka} a good name ruined!

& seriously how many "Ava's" have you witnessed being shouted at on

the bus latey? Nice name but why do people all copy each other when

naming their children? It'll be like 17 Ava's in the classroom, Yeeeeeeawn.

mud

Knifo

Stabbo

Splitzer

Boodoh

Schnarko

Poshie

Bunny

Totally