Best Scumbag Names You've Heard

i_love_toast

theres a scumbag in my area whose in a wheelchair after robbnig a car and driving it into a wall.

he's referred to as "wheels" or "crazy legs"

he's also a dealer so he's also known as "deals on wheels"

haha!!

he has great mates...sometimes they like do rip off all his clothes and leave him on a random doorstep after ringing the bell.Also they sometimes put a pad lock on his wheels and leg it off!he can rely on them so much!

f22

Degsy wrote: »

Same up my way..wonder was it the same bloke..st donaghs?

Yeah, same bloke alright

Handsome Bob

Goggsy
Gocker
Gocka
Sha
Madser

RaverRo808

To add to this amazing list of culturally challenged names,Jayla,Beano,Dotsy,Dotser,Skinnyer,Fats,Doughnut,Miner,Potser,Glammer

stovelid

i_love_toast wrote: »

theres a scumbag in my area whose in a wheelchair after robbnig a car and driving it into a wall.

he's referred to as "wheels" or "crazy legs"

he's also a dealer so he's also known as "deals on wheels"

A lad in our school was also confined to a wheelchair, and we called him Boxcar Willie.

Savman

Bopper Nolan ftw.

John Mason

Baldie Paddy and his brother Baldie joe

Henne220

Heard noise outside the house one night, went out and two scummers there with tesco value lager and a bottle of vodka looking around. We said yee alright boys and they turn around looking for.... MEATBALL.? "is meatball in there?, give him these cans" lol. They were around 30 and kitted out in their airmax trackies.

chamlis

For girls:

Chereena (Shareeeeena)

For guys:

Jazzo
Buzzer
Screwdriver (screwwwwwdroivahhh)

JCDUB

Mad dog and his younger brother The Pup.

Sound blokes actually, seriously.

steven22

dlofnep and longshanks I know 80% of them heads personally ..

I thought Three Dog was Three Doc

ye forgot ....

Nosh's best friend back in the day Tosh
Chats
Crusty
Gubby
plenty of mackys around
Nodge
sh1t (no joke)
Patch
Scento
Simple
Fish
Freckle


oh and the influx of Rihannas in waterford is sickening ...

Boosh

I went to school with a guy called Snotser.

theteal

we used to call one of the old simpler friends "40 watt" :rolleyes:

poor fella didn't even know what we meant

SaintHubbins

unemployableo
whitesneakero
scummertashio
borstalboyo

red_ice

brownf.

Clearly the best name ever

humberklog

My personal fave Skanger Spoonerism for a female junky...A Goney Bee. I suits the phize drawl perfectly.

Terry

Whacker
Psycho Anto
Mullo
Rich.

MikeStrutington

****tzer
noggo
flappz
skummer kev

Savman

I used to know a fella called ****e.

Adiboo

There was an Eggy and Sausage in my 2nd year class. A few more and we could have had a full Irish.

taidghbaby

radio - pronounced like the old 90's washing powder!

PEC

A FEW NICKNAMES I REMEMBER
BUTTONS
PERCY
DUSTY
CARROT
RAZOR
BUTTONS FULL TITLE WAS AS FOLLOWS
BROMEL
UCELYES
THEODORE
TESTER BESTER
OLE BISCUIT BARRELL
NAKASAKI
SMURCH

Princessa

25cent
50p

"Just call me three J"

I8poop4U

Ditser
Pigsy
Ratsy
Duck

7croghan

Used to be this chick we all knew that for some reason or another would always have digestive biscuit crumbs fall out of her knickers - Hence we called her crumby - Not a scumbag name but a funny one

NiSmO

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pipsqueak

Used to be young lad in our estate that had two wonky knees which made him walk funny , He was called "scaldy balls" for his troubles, poor fecker

IvaBigWun

Antigone05 wrote: »

When working in a bookshop located right beside a methadone clinic we would get a few in.

the one ill never forget though was a mother shouting for her child


'Ibiza'!! ..Come heeeor

IvaBigWun

Persiancowboy wrote: »

A friend of mine who works in Ballyfermot swears there's a young wan going to school in the area called ......Disney!!! ...or as it should be spelled Disneeeeeeeeeeeeeee

As in: When you're inside her its great fun but eventually the kids will wreck your head.

turgon

Beyonce Rihanna Murphy, real name I swear