Best Scumbag Names You've Heard

IvaBigWun

Wood wrote: »

Figgle
Oneball (guess how he got his name)
Belly
Burier (as in a skangers version of an undertaker, pronounced berryer)
Maggot
Willow (He was really short, his name was not William)
Boo Boo
Toerag
Buckets (of blood)
Scaldyballs
Repo (His family car was repossessed)
MicroMickey
Niner
Smokey
Acky
and last but not least......Smell


These are just from my road

Move.

IvaBigWun

Mary Harney.



/thread ends

FearDark

Know a few "well ard" lads

Lobber Long
Boca
Boca Jr. (his baby brother)
The Ger!

NADA

Jonathan ftw...

Armin_Tamzarian

D-LOCK...

Now perhaps this isn't the best 'Scumbag name' that I've heard but the story behind it is quite good.

I went back to a house with a girl a few years ago.
This bloke was passed out on the couch getting stuff drawn on his face, etc.
Some bright spark decided to take it one step further and
locked a bicycle type D-Lock / U-Lock around his neck.

He woke up the next morning and the long and the short of it was that the key had been, eh, misplaced.

The poor guy spent 2 whole days walking around with a D-Lock around his neck until eventually he went to the Fire Station for some assistance.

After the Firemen stopped breakin their bollox laughin at him and taking the piss out of him they agreed to cut him free with an angle grinder.

The best bit was the fact that the Firemen thought it was so funny that
they recorded it on a mobile phone and uploaded it to youTube for the world to see.

I think it's still available here..
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMWo503_FP4

patrickc

why are all chris's "git"?

Zebra3

UnderpantsGnome wrote: »

Miley Cyrus has asked people to stop calling thier children Miley as she likes that her name is unique.

Warned her before about talking with her mouth full. :mad:

tipptipp

bladder
dump
reptile
rumour
tom the robber
the jaw
****ty pant

yellowcurl

Shania Francesca Skylark Lawlor....

Was given this name over the phone one day in work. Didn't know what to say after that really.

seanybiker

tenpence - used to go around asking for 10p all the time.
Cheese head - wasnt a scum bag , dont know where the name came from.

Tar.Aldarion

Amo, She waas a tank of a girl. Let he borrow my phone.

Wacker

Famous45 wrote: »

Aren't they all called Whacker or Anto?

And don't they all have a celtic jersey with their own name on it accompanied by a rotweiller

That's bleeding....

Oy, watch it you! That's a bit too close for comfort!

krudler

Madonna McDonagh


got this in work and had to put her on mute so I could laugh at it

wolfpawnat

Ok first of all Mileys real name is Destiny, Miley is a nickname given to her by her dad.

But lets see, I knew a
Stacey - who was a guy btw!
Noble Shepard - I swear on my life his actual name!
3 sisters Kelly, Kris and Sabrina (the original Charlies Angels)
A girl called Shakira

Then more ordinary but equally annoying names
Sashaaaaa
Demelzaaaaa
Leeeee
Martyeeeeeee

And although it is my own name its how some people pronounce it that annoys me Nat-leeeeeeeeee, my name is natAlie theres an a there you know!

focus_mad

Gonzo
Pingu

Gator

Skilanto and jaffa...funniest

Jumpy

PEC wrote: »

A FEW NICKNAMES I REMEMBER
BUTTONS
PERCY
DUSTY
CARROT
RAZOR
BUTTONS FULL TITLE WAS AS FOLLOWS
BROMEL
UCELYES
THEODORE
TESTER BESTER
OLE BISCUIT BARRELL
NAKASAKI
SMURCH

I guess he was on the silly party.

Daroxtar

Heard some pyjama wearing dirt bird outside liffey valley screaming after her runt "i'll break your fkn neck dolce." I'm hopin it wasn't one of twins.

Big Wave

funk-you wrote: »

Sambo
Chalkie
Smilesey
Krang

-Funk

Funk isn't a scumbag name - it's more a gay name.

Best ones I've heard have been:
Whacker
Mousey
Git

longshanks

i was driving back to waterford from carlow yesterday and stopped in a pub for a bite to eat and a pot of tea. the place was fairly quiet apart from a few people dotted here and there and a family of dubs with a few kids running about. anywho after a while they were getting up to leave and one of the women shouts 'thelma and louise (telma and loooouueeeeezze) will ye come onnn'.
i had to laugh at that, and expected to see twins or similiar aged sisters coming around the corner of the bar. but no, it was one little girl came running to her mother. thelma anne-louise, how brilliant is that?

spitfireIRL

Johnny the Thug :pac:

Good old knocknaheeny

S.h.a.y

Shenise
Charlene(Chaaarrrleeann)
Jazmin
Egg
Rasher
Sausage
Skidso
Pissy
Macko
Gummo


and this woman came into where I work with twins called Yazmin & Tazmin

Ew.

fatherbuzcagney

a guy i went to school with was known as ' Mechanical Fart '

LiNgWiStIkZ

Packie

Nebby

Rockshamrover

Zadkiel wrote: »

Knew one called China....
Also anyone called Christy being referred to as " Git"

Would that be China Kavanagh by any chance?

Limerick Dude

Walk down William St. in Limerick and i guarantee you will hear this....

"Jacintaaaaaaaaaa, come ere i want chaaaaaa"


*shudders*

miss_shadow

I know a girl who named her daughter shakira she must be about 2yrs old now.

Soby

**insert normal name here** **Add "o" for male/ "a for female**

miss_shadow

Soby wrote: »

**insert normal name here** **Add "o" for male/ "a for female**

My name ends with an E but when i moved to ireland nearly everyone christened it with an A

McNuggy

i remember when I was lyk... 10 or 11 we all used to crap ourselves and live in fear of this mysterious junkie character whom we could only refer to as "Nailer" ... so was walking thru the shops to get the bus to college a few months back when all I hear is " Nailer Nailer...sing us a Oasis song" he exists!! an appears to sing songs to young delinquants to record on there fone to take the piss outta him n put em on bebo as iv cum to find out:rolleyes: