Best Scumbag Names You've Heard

Edwardius

Skeffo.

Gentleman who graced us with his presence one evening and requested that we buy a larger television (and assorted expensive goods) for the house while tellin us we'd get robbed. Seemed like a sound fella though!

latenia

I went to school in Dublin's inner city and I always remember these three names written in full in foot high white capitals on a wall in the flats:
Veronica Cumberton
Serena Dixon
Rhonda White
Pals 4EVA 9T2
Hours of fun to be had with jokes such as "Ha ha, Veronica Cumberton is your bird." etc.

Rockshamrover

miss_shadow wrote: »

I know a girl who named her daughter shakira she must be about 2yrs old now.

I heard of a young woman who had a baby girl and couldn't decide on a name. Her two favourites were Shakira and Beyonce. She decided to call her daughter Shakonce (Sha-kons-A)

T-K-O

You cannot beat Wacker!

Fat_Fingers

Lovely lady names i came across when i worked in takeaway place

Lentil Lisa
Asho
Stumpy

T-K-O

What about my personal favorite..... Slaughter!

yay_for_summer

Pamela in a Cork accent. Pam-laaaaaa.

Also, Charisma. Twas in America, granted, but still.

dwpg83

few favs of mine

whoreshead (pronounced huarshead)
eyebrows
masscard
jabba
badger
merv the perv
snots
bonnethead
pileo ****eo
fish
penis columbus
slutfúck
one ball brown
Ricko
Marko
Slatts

Zadkiel

Former boxer around Cabra called "Slaughterhouse"
Because of the amount HE bled during fights!:pac:

steo87

Teabag - because he had a heavily freckled face. 'Nuff said.

S.I.R

Mushy. cause he's mushy on the body and in the brain... loved takin mushys too.

Redrocket

"CLOCK"

ok so why do they call ya clock....

"WHY DO YA THINK"

Das Kitty

I grew up in a slightly scumbaggy area, when my brothers were 10 and 11 they were given nicknames by the local shams:

Weed and Hopper

There were also the following about -

Bogart
Coalbag
Tiny
Pio
Scobie
Redza
Gateaux

None of these, bar Coalbag was really a scumbag, I wonder if they still use them...

Also my cousin in Dublin used to go out with a Banjo...

LouOB

i_love_toast wrote: »

theres a scumbag in my area whose in a wheelchair after robbnig a car and driving it into a wall.

he's referred to as "wheels" or "crazy legs"

he's also a dealer so he's also known as "deals on wheels"

haha!!

he has great mates...sometimes they like do rip off all his clothes and leave him on a random doorstep after ringing the bell.Also they sometimes put a pad lock on his wheels and leg it off!he can rely on them so much!

I know the guy you are refering to
The whole estates (there are 4/5 in same area) all know about him
Even all the parents - they get a great laugh out of the poor lad
Then he got girl friend - it kept the auld biddies in giggles for weeks
The garda are always about

Tis true - no one in D7 has their own name
I got out just in time - though prob have nickname from local school

Heard of Dyson, chicken, rudsey, jonner, sossy, slumdog, rocky (as in the disabled kid not the boxer), also Ireland (willy baldwin's kid)
Ive personally had lara (as in croft) and she-ra in the past

Wacker

T-K-O wrote: »

You cannot beat Wacker!

Yeah, you heard the man! You'd all better give me plenty of room!

newmills

Working with a lad from waterford who told me about 2 wannabe hardmen down there. Cause they are both just over 5 feet tall and 8 stone wet through, they have been named - jimmy biceps and albert quadriceps. Nice.

imasmeasmecanbe

Eoiner

or if your lucky eoino

VivGrise

onions
fathead
nails
rocky
jayo

DazMarz

Froggy
Spider-Bumbee
Sharky
Bladeser
Hatchets
Vicco
Droopser
Porker (called this cos he did something revolting to a pig when he was younger... he still f*cking married her tho.)

Donotpassgo

Aer Lingus (big ears)
Tetley or teabag
Snotser/ snots
Beano/ beany
Skeletor (thin face)
Fish
Chicken
Red
Skinny
Skinner
Mouse
Lugs
Monkey

Babycakez

Conkers
Wheelers
Splinterz
Beans
Skippy
Creamer

Melted M&M

Horse

funk-you

Big Wave wrote: »

Funk isn't a scumbag name - it's more a gay name.

Best ones I've heard have been:
Whacker
Mousey
Git

Oh noes! I has Gay now?

-Funk

Bippa

RaverRo808 wrote: »

Would any of these come from Cabra by any chance,because I do know of a Bippa and trollier from there,in school my nickname was bullets,nobody was called by their real names,there was mogwi,timmo,clowner,stylesy,shero,deardo,Ego,and everything in between,as of latlely Ive heard a good one,Bunhead!

I Do Be With Shero, And I Know A Bunhead, .. Do I Know You?

Twilightning wrote: »

'Mon now boyz, there's always a few good ones to be heard or to be see barely legible, scrawled across the bus seat in front of you. A few good ones I've heard:

• Trollier
• Kit Kat
• Deano Apple
• Panda
• Conker
• Johnny Eyeball
• Bippa

I'll share some more once they come back to me, there's alot more I've heard.

Im The Bippa From Cabra Your On About haha,& I Know Apple,Deano & Trollier

redout

Nato for Natalie

Just made me laugh.

Anto, Micko and Mika are the worst.

redout

Bippa wrote: »

I Do Be With Shero, And I Know A Bunhead, .. Do I Know You?



Im The Bippa From Cabra Your On About haha,& I Know Apple,Deano & Trollier

Do you know Chunky and Chocco ?

Aidric

Chronic..and he was.

g5fd6ow0hseima

One seen a pizza deliveryman with his name 'killer' scrawled on his little fiat punto car. It was funny, the size of the little ****e too....

YoungPayters

i know a guy who was called "50 pence", a wannabe gangster

Neil_Sedaka

Anyone remember the Doyle family in Coolock?

Shoes Doyle
Cigar Doyle
S**tey Doyle
Skinny Doyle, who had the misfortune to Indian ink the name, "Skiny" across his knuckles

They hung around with a mate called "fart"