Best Scumbag Names You've Heard

redout

Snooker-eye
Bopper
Neptune
Farmer
Gimpy leg
Wiggy
Hylo
PG tips
Buzzy
Knocko
Bruce lee
Wolverine
Smelly O'Reilly
Bertie or An Taoiseach

and2

lad in portrane call Junky...if ever there was a scumbag he is one
another family, 3 lads, Kimo, Shark, Miogue(not sure of spelling, me yog e) not scumbags just got wierd nicknames

Saint_Mel

UnderpantsGnome wrote: »

That's why I'm not naming my offspring, I'm going to number them instead.
"No. 1, stop acting the maggot and give No. 2 her doll back! Then clean up the carpet, No. 3 shat in the living room." (No. 3 is the dog by the way.)

Funnier if that was Number 2

pebbles21

Knew a bloke from finglas called "Killer"

Apparently his mother died giving birth to him!

My name is URL

Bull
Snitchy
Basher
Bunny !!!
Bump
Ratty
Wonk-eye Robb

Catari Jaguar

Sgt Hartman wrote: »

I hate the way Dublin gurriers say "Louise". "Lewee-iz, LEWEE-IZ Oi'll bleedin' BUURST ya!"

Hahah! My name was Louise initially, but my parents changed it before my christening cos they heard some skang young one go by the house one night shouting "C'mere Lewee-iz!"

On a city centre bus I heard a young ma talking to her kid in the buggy, he was a right gornless child saying *huh?* back to her. She says, "Jayziz Bon Jovi! Ya don't say huh you say *wha'!*"

live2thewire

Lil Kitten wrote: »

Hahah! My name was Louise initially, but my parents changed it before my christening cos they heard some skang young one go by the house one night shouting "C'mere Lewee-iz!"

On a city centre bus I heard a young ma talking to her kid in the buggy, he was a right gornless child saying *huh?* back to her. She says, "Jayziz Bon Jovi! Ya don't say huh you say *wha'!*"

lol my mum when she first came to dublin (shes from just outside paris) heard the same thing

Paddy Samurai

BRIAN & BRIAN

Bippa

redout wrote: »

Do you know Chunky and Chocco ?

i know a Chucky & a Fella Called Chocco yeh

drquirky

Here is a selection from Finglas

Bullet
Duck Egg
Peanut
Tanisha
Leon
Muggser
Mink
Pikey

Shanotheslayer

Mine is Shano:P

But the worst i've heard is

Anto
Jacinta

Turd Ferguson

Terry



/runs away

bobbly

windows 2000 cause he had a pair of glasses, think it started out as a slag but that's what he's known as now...

Mr.Lizard

'Archie'. The fellas real name had no connection to this word and nobody (not even Archie himself) appeared to know where the name came from or what it was in reference to.

DrumSteve

Johnnie One Ball

The Citizen

John Doe.

:mad:

S.I.R

John boy... his real name is david...

kumate_champ07

slice-o

he did time in the joy i think

Denerick

Few people from my area with some funny names. They are townies though, not inner city scangers:

Redboy
Cool Tom
Big Willy
Quere Nice
Jumbo roll Joe
Gaz Maz Martino
Mc Cracker
Dogface
Brown
Cooners

Plenty more, too many to name!

joseph brand

Zadkiel wrote: »

Knew one called China....
Also anyone called Christy being referred to as " Git"

I know a bloke called China from Tallaght.

He has really squinty eyes, hence

Twilightning

My thread, she's alive!

goldenbrown

Tony Gregory - Sherrof street
Robbie Keane - tallaght
Joe Duffy (rte) Ballyfermot
Fintan O'Toole - Crumlin
guy who got silver in boxing recent olympics

this obsession by those with status anxiety in neighborhoods near Dublin bay was most clearly visible when a chap stuck 2 knives into some mother's son near Baggot street because...well..with that 'oicent' - you know- he's only a scumbag 'ROIGHT'?

and therefore is not fully human, less worthy of respect than say Brian O'Driscoll (damn good sportsman) or other 'doirt' icons...

me? I am from Cork (not free of snobs) where we often look on puzzled at the world of Dublin..(umpteenth city of confusion -Thomas Kinsella)

oh and by the way the lad kicked to death outside anabels by blackrock students was regardedas not being P.L.U. (people like us - money addicted, whoever has most at death wins) by his murderers - same sickness

people who create these threads on boards should have their IP's passed to the Gardai and face incitement to hatred charges

you want to be angry? - be angry with the smart asses from the Fianna Fail Galway tent who have fcked this society for coming decades the greedy scumbags

maidie

I know a child called Africa Jane....Her mother lives on the sunbed and wears really short neon clothes... Shes Mahogany

Also heard of a child in Dublin called Pochahontas... When we slag each other off at home we call each other Chantellllllle or Tiffny

Fluorescence

The weirdest ones I ever heard were two girls in my year at school proudly calling each other Titsyanna and Slutsyanna.... The mind boggles :rolleyes:

shqipshume

God tell me you lot are flipping joking:eek::D


I have heard rasher,biff,bullet,whacker,chalkie
I hate the rasher one lol

god cant forget froggy lol

SUNGOD

fella in waterford called "sh1t" honestly

googlehead

Zadkiel wrote: »

Classic!

her Sisters probably Ayia Napa :pac:

:p:p

or santa ponza

Joey the lips

Here is a thought for all you educated lads in afterhours!

Do you realise you are giving these scumbags as the title put it a forum like as if they just spray painted the wall outside your window!!


Well done!:D

McArmalite

I don't want to give the actual name of the guy I have in mind, so for politeness I'll use the name Joe Bloggs. Anyway, a guy from Galway who fights in Mixed Martial Arts ( Cage fighting to those not in the know ) in Ireland used to call himself for the crack and be introduced to the fight as - Joe " The Scumbag " Bloggs

happyoutscan

goldenbrown wrote: »

you want to be angry? - be angry with the smart asses from the Fianna Fail Galway tent who have fcked this society for coming decades the greedy scumbags

Sorry but I will reserve my anger for the good old pathetic scumbags, at least until a Fianna Fail canvasser threatens me with a knife.

Scumbags are scumbags, and whether or not they are a product of our 'society' is irrelevant. They are scum. When they get some basic manners - not too much to ask - perhaps I will give them the time of day but that is not going to happen in the near future now is it?