How far would you go to get your hole?

SoWatchaWant

This happened a couple weeks ago, and I thought it went pretty well, considering how hair-brained the scheme was.

I met a German girl on a Friday, and we got on really well. We met again Saturday afternoon and we spent the day together, and she went out with her mates for the Saturday night, while I was with mine. She texted me up near closing time and said,

"Hey Sowatchawant, is there any room in your house?"

Awesome. It's her last night here in Dublin, and I'm in with a sure thing, more or less. Only problem is, I live with my parents, and they wouldn't stand for that sort of thing with a girl they don't know in their house. But I didn't let that stop me!

So, I left my mates with a cunning plan. I brought her home and walked in the door with her. My parents were in bed, but awake. I have to walk by their door to get to my room, so they called me in, as they heard us walk up the stairs.

They said, "Have you got someone with you?"

And I say, "Yeah, it's my mate Owen, he's a bit locked, he's sleeping in my room tonight"

"Oh, that's grand, Sowatchawant. Good night! Love ya!"

And that was that! Locked the door, and the rest of the night looked after itself!

Got any stories yourselves?:)

PurpleBerry

5m.

qz

About 10 inches to get to my right hand.

Karoma

No, but I have questions.
Such as: Were there groaning sounds coming from your (locked) bedroom, stud? Do they think it was you or your mate Owen making the groaning sounds? / Why weren't there groaning sounds?

ronnie3585

If she wasn't your long lost German Auntie, then I don't care.

Rabies

Thats not going far.

bluto63

Tbh, you didn't seem to go very far for your hole there. It seemed easy enough. She asked to come to yours, parents didn't bat an eye, it all fell into place

EDIT, Rabies got there first

galwayrush

On my knees to my wife. Works occasionally.;)

SV

SoWatchaWant wrote: »

This happened a couple weeks ago, and I thought it went pretty well, considering how hair-brained the scheme was.

I met a German girl on a Friday, and we got on really well. We met again Saturday afternoon and we spent the day together, and she went out with her mates for the Saturday night, while I was with mine. She texted me up near closing time and said,

"Hey Sowatchawant, is there any room in your house?"

Awesome. It's her last night here in Dublin, and I'm in with a sure thing, more or less. Only problem is, I live with my parents, and they wouldn't stand for that sort of thing with a girl they don't know in their house. But I didn't let that stop me!

So, I left my mates with a cunning plan. I brought her home and walked in the door with her. My parents were in bed, but awake. I have to walk by their door to get to my room, so they called me in, as they heard us walk up the stairs.

They said, "Have you got someone with you?"

And I say, "Yeah, it's my mate Owen, he's a bit locked, he's sleeping in my room tonight"

"Oh, that's grand, Sowatchawant. Good night! Love ya!"

And that was that! Locked the door, and the rest of the night looked after itself!

Got any stories yourselves?:)

You do know your parents now think you're gay?

syklops

Are you 14?

Mmcd

Just wait until they mention the noises they heard to owens parents!

fifth

I had to send a deposit of $4,469 (FOUR THOUSAND FOUR HUNDRED SIXTY NINE US DOLLARS) to a nigerian princess to cover her flight costs and other essentials for her to travel over..

still waiting on that to pay off

Rabies

this is going far
http://www.3news.co.nz/German-tourist-elaborates-on-internet-disaster-date/tabid/209/articleID/91431/cat/409/Default.aspx?ArticleID=91431

Rb

I live with my parents, and they wouldn't stand for that sort of thing with a girl they don't know in their house

Yeah your mum is the jealous type to say the least!

Is your OP a rhetorical question?

There's nothing that screams "I need this sex" more than the guys handing over cash to hookers down on the canal at night.

Mossy Monk

You got laid. Bravo.

qz

OP, you're not a patch on Stuart.

SoWatchaWant

Rabies wrote: »

Thats not going far.

I guess, but it's the furthest I've gone.

...if it isn't that far, you got one to tell, in that case? Entertain us:D

SV

Ok..well there was this one time..

I don't know why I decided to do it but..I locked my daughter in the basement and...well I'm not really supposed to talk about it.


Needless to say, I got my hole.

minidazzler

qz wrote: »

OP, you're not a patch on Stuart.

That is feckin Brilliant!!!!!

SoWatchaWant

ClioV6 wrote: »

Ok..well there was this one time..

I don't know why I decided to do it but..I locked my daughter in the basement and...well I'm not really supposed to talk about it.


Needless to say, I got my hole.

Yep but that was worth it cause you had it on tap for years:D

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

Used my front lawn once.

I used the sneak tactic a good bit. Never worked.

I used the "no, she's just a mate, we always share a bed" When I was living at home.

I used my mates house before, his dad walked in the next morning and went mental. Was a great idea with 8 pints in me... I didn't go back to that house again for years :P

I think Belgium is the furthest though...

Ginny

..I went to band camp....

Rb

ClioV6's username says it all tbh, no story needed

SV

Rb wrote: »

ClioV6's username says it all tbh, no story needed

I don't have a clue how to answer that..but it warrants some kind of a reply..but..eh...


well I lol'ed.

Piste

Why would anyone even bother going to any lengths to get laid?

Abi

Piste wrote: »

Why would anyone even bother going to any lengths to get laid?

Um. To get rid of a load

Piste

Pfff, easily done with no effort I would have thought!

Húrin

How far would you go to get your dole?

SV

Húrin wrote: »

How far would you go to get your dole?

err...the post office?

Armin_Tamzarian

Breaking News...
Some guy meets a girl a couple of times, takes her home and shags her....
...The crossing of the Alps by Hannibal, the first moon landing and the building of the pyramids all fade into insignigicance in comparison...

Abi

Piste wrote: »

Pfff, easily done with no effort I would have thought!

True. But cant beat the real thing.

Fighting Irish

You must be new to the game, that story was didn't even register on the "Getting Your Hole" scale

SoWatchaWant wrote: »

This happened a couple weeks ago, and I thought it went pretty well, considering how hair-brained the scheme was.

I met a German girl on a Friday, and we got on really well. We met again Saturday afternoon and we spent the day together, and she went out with her mates for the Saturday night, while I was with mine. She texted me up near closing time and said,

"Hey Sowatchawant, is there any room in your house?"

Awesome. It's her last night here in Dublin, and I'm in with a sure thing, more or less. Only problem is, I live with my parents, and they wouldn't stand for that sort of thing with a girl they don't know in their house. But I didn't let that stop me!

So, I left my mates with a cunning plan. I brought her home and walked in the door with her. My parents were in bed, but awake. I have to walk by their door to get to my room, so they called me in, as they heard us walk up the stairs.

They said, "Have you got someone with you?"

And I say, "Yeah, it's my mate Owen, he's a bit locked, he's sleeping in my room tonight"

"Oh, that's grand, Sowatchawant. Good night! Love ya!"

And that was that! Locked the door, and the rest of the night looked after itself!

Got any stories yourselves?:)

Kinetic^

Abigayle wrote: »

True. But cant beat the real thing.

Tell it to Rihanna!!!!!!

Latchy

Hole your horses , I'm on the way gal ...cock 'n ' dole on da way ... giddyup.. yaaaaaaaa !

Galvasean

I don't go far. As they say, if ya can't keep it in yer pants you might as well keep it in the family.

Abi

Kinetic^ wrote: »

Tell it to Rihanna!!!!!!

*snigger*

I would have thought she'd have more fight in her tbh.

Latchy

Galvasean wrote: »

I don't go far. As they say, if ya can't keep it in yer pants you might as well keep it in the family.

:eek:

Rory123

SoWatchaWant wrote: »

This happened a couple weeks ago, and I thought it went pretty well, considering how hair-brained the scheme was...

That wasn't hair-brained or a scheme. Why didn't you go back to where she was staying to ride her?... Surely she was staying at a hotel or some sort of accomodation?
It is impossible to have sex and not be heard so, congratulations, your parents now think you were banging Owen. HA!

I have a sneaking suspicion you just posted this to boast about getting a jump, guess what some people get jumps all the time. Save it for you buddies down the back of your market research lecture. It will be high fives all round.

Jimdagym

Rory123 wrote: »

That wasn't hair-brained or a scheme. Why didn't you go back to where she was staying to ride her?... Surely she was staying at a hotel or some sort of accomodation?
It is impossible to have sex and not be heard so, congratulations, your parents now think you were banging Owen. HA!

I have a sneaking suspicion you just posted this to boast about getting a jump, guess what some people get jumps all the time. Save it for you buddies down the back of your market research lecture. It will be high fives all round.

He he, burn.

Valmont

I was at a house party years ago and there was this girl who I figured I'd have a chance with so I approached her and she asked me to go outside for a cigarette. I don't smoke at all but I thought I would just this once in the name of sex. She was tricky to talk into it, but I eventually got her in the sack but only after I'd shared a 20 pack of marlboro's with her over two hours while we "talked" outside. It wasn't worth it at all, I got a rotten chest infection as a result and lost my voice too. Smoking is bad. Even when sex is involved.

Rabies

SoWatchaWant wrote: »

I guess, but it's the furthest I've gone.

...if it isn't that far, you got one to tell, in that case? Entertain us:D

My drunken rambles are well know here and what I've been at.

But those stories are all hidden away from you

Galvasean

latchyco wrote: »

:eek:

Don't worry, I used a rubber. :rolleyes:

Local-womanizer

OP,in fairness that is not too far to go for the hole.

Ever heard of an alley.Shift a doll,say "here,do ya wanna go up this alley for a shag?"

Job done in front of a few hundred people and a number of Garda.

Telling fibs to your parents isent all that bad tbh.....

Nappy

went back to hostel with dutch bird, and couldnt use room cuz friend was in there so banged on in hostel hallway and communal showers.. was fantastic..

Valmont

Nappy wrote: »

went back to hostel with dutch bird, and couldnt use room cuz friend was in there so banged on in hostel hallway and communal showers.. was fantastic..

Replace Dutch with Columbian and banged with handjob and we have had very similar experience!

Tech3

3 hours of driving up the road to get mine usually every fortnight, dam traffic jams.

FearDark

Mossy Monk wrote: »

You got laid. Bravo.

I may havr quptred some one bi acciedcnt there. Im vert drunk so i dont care, anywatoy OP what agr are u? 13 ha!

Im drunk by the wey.

FearDark

loser

Tech3

FearDark wrote: »

I may havr quptred some one bi acciedcnt there. Im vert drunk so i dont care, anywatoy OP what agr are u? 13 ha!

Im drunk by the wey.

judging by your typing no sh*t

falipo

FearDark wrote: »

I may havr quptred some one bi acciedcnt there. Im vert drunk so i dont care, anywatoy OP what agr are u? 13 ha!

Im drunk by the wey.

Just wow....

m5ex9oqjawdg2i

I want to go to Japan for sex.. or some asian country, like Vietnam.... nyom nyom nyom