Man fined over clothing store masturbation

Loomis · 24-02-2009 2:14pm #1

http://www.thelocal.se/17798/20090224/

A man from Grums in western Sweden has been fined by the authorities for soiling a jacket after masturbating in a Hennes & Mauritz (H&M) store.

The prosecutor's office in Karlstad ruled that the 27-year-old man had "deliberately masturbated to the point of ejaculation causing the destruction of a woman's jacket worth 398 kronor".

The incident took place in a H&M clothing store on Drottninggatan in Karlstad in November last year.

The prosecutor also found the man to have violated the sexual integrity of another person in the store by masturbating in their presence.

The 27-year-old has been ordered to pay a 4,000 kronor ($450) fine as well as a 500 kronor fee to the national Crime Victim Fund.

Because if he accidentally masturbated to the point of ejaculation he'd have been excused?
Destruction of a jacket? What kinda force did it come out at?

Princess Consuela Bananahammock · 24-02-2009 2:16pm

Like Old Faithful accomanied by O Fortuna.

javaboy · 24-02-2009 2:17pm

His wife must have asked him to splash out on a jacket for her.*

*joke shamelessly excavated from the 90's.

useful_contacts · 24-02-2009 2:21pm

javaboy wrote: »

His wife must have asked him to splash out on a jacket for her.*

*joke shamelessly excavated from the 90's.

BOO HISS

*Throws various fruit *

IvySlayer · 24-02-2009 2:23pm

javaboy wrote: »

His wife must have asked him to splash out on a jacket for her.*

*joke shamelessly excavated from the 90's.

He found himself in a sticky situation.

challengemaster · 24-02-2009 2:23pm

useful_contacts wrote: »

BOO HISS

*Throws various fruit *

I hope they're seedless...or they could destroy his jacket... :pac:

/gets coat

Borneo Fnctn · 24-02-2009 2:24pm

Happens to the best of us.

Gran Hermano · 24-02-2009 2:25pm

In his defence, his lawyer said he came clean when confronted.

Mr. Incognito · 24-02-2009 2:27pm

When questioned by police he responded:

"I wouldn't p1ss on H&M's clothing line"

javaboy · 24-02-2009 2:27pm

Nice to see you two finally agreeing on something:

Loomis · 24-02-2009 2:41pm

javaboy wrote: »

Nice to see you two finally agreeing on something:

Your first post was good.
Then you went and ruined it.
Terrible.

dsmythy · 24-02-2009 2:47pm

http://www.thelocal.se/gallery/804/

^^^

This caught my eye more than your story. I really am a sad individual.

Mingey · 24-02-2009 2:49pm

Maybe she wanted him to jacket off?

Mcfast · 24-02-2009 2:50pm

ha ha ha ha ha

Agamemnon · 24-02-2009 2:55pm

The prosecutor also found the man to have violated the sexual integrity of another person in the store by masturbating in their presence.

LOL, that's a great way of putting it. "Stop violating my sexual integrity, you wanker!"

OldGoat · 24-02-2009 2:57pm

I'd like to see pics of the jacket before passing comment. I mean the jacket could have been teasing him, leading him on, hanging from the rail in a provocitive manner, taunting him with lapels and hems...