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Man fined over clothing store masturbation

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    #32
    Degsy
    Banned (with Prison Access) Posts: 16,397 ✭✭✭✭Degsy


    He should've done it in anne summers..most of the clothes would be wipe-clean in there.


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    #33
    Gosh
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    thebigcheese22 wrote: »
    If I had to **** on a piece of clothing, twud be a dress worth a couple of thousand!

    And with Anne Hathaway wearing it :D:D


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    #34
    marcsignal
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    Degsy wrote: »
    He should've done it in anne summers..most of the clothes would be wipe-clean in there.

    they actually have a special cubicle there that you can bring stuff into.....eh....

    ....I read that somewhere :o


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    #35
    Degsy
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    marcsignal wrote: »
    they actually have a special cubicle there that you can bring stuff into.....eh....

    ....I read that somewhere :o

    Good news.
    I... eh,have a friend that would be interested.


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    #36
    [Deleted User]
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    They must've seen him coming.



    lol, lmao, rofl, etc. etc.


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    #37
    AlmightyCushion
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    What a load of ****.


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    #38
    marcsignal
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    IvySlayer wrote: »
    He found himself in a sticky situation.

    caught by the goolies :pac:


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    #39
    mumhaabu
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    I wonder did they "toss him out"?


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    #40
    antodeco
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    They asked him to come back, but they made a balls of it..


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    #41
    who007
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    It was probably a toss up between one jacket and another

    fnar fnar!

    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    http://www.thelocal.se/gallery/804/4/

    Note to self: Go to Cafe Opera next time I'm in Stockholm.

    Note to self: Go to Stockholm!


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    #42
    Tom65
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    AnonoBoy wrote: »
    http://www.thelocal.se/gallery/804/4/

    Note to self: Go to Cafe Opera next time I'm in Stockholm.

    Don't go to Cafe Opera. €20 in. €8 for a beer. And there isn't an Irish person alive with a hope when in comes to the women there :p


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    #43
    tony1kenobi
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    A man from Grums in western Sweden has been fined by the authorities for soiling a jacket after masturbating in a Hennes & Mauritz

    I like that he was arrested for soiling the jacket and not for having a ****.


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    #44
    K-9
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    Ach, the lawyers will probably get him off.

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



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    #45
    Captain Darling
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    K-9 wrote: »
    Ach, the lawyers will probably get him off.
    The evidence probably wont stand up in court.


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    #46
    pickarooney
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    The fine was just a slap off the wrist.


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    #47
    seanybiker
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    reminds me of one of the lads i used to hang around with. Bout 6 or 7 years ago he went into the changing room to try on a shirt. The plonker said he got the urge and decided to have a hand shandy with the shirt on.
    Same fella got caught pulling the hand out of his stomach on the building site he worked on.


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    #48
    K-9
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    Captain Darling wrote: »
    The evidence probably wont stand up in court.

    Think it will.

    One shower of **** looking after another one.

    Mad Men's Don Draper : What you call love was invented by guys like me, to sell nylons.



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