Favourite Chant

hunter164

What's your favourite football chant?

Töpher

hunter164 wrote: »

What's your favourite football chant?

John Delaney you're a ****ing ****,
John Delaney you're a ****ing ****,
You hate the reds, you sent us down,
You take it up the ****ing brown,
John Delaney you're a ****ing ****!

:pac:

Charlie

When Keano was in charges of the Mackems, a certain one about him his dog always brought a wry smile to my face.

premierstone

The time Andy Goram was diagnosed as having Schizophrenia the Celtic fans preceded to chant ''Theres only two Andy Gorams''

stovelid

Sung at Derry:

You'll never beat the Irish -

Sung at Bohs:

You're going bust,
You're going bust,
You're going..
Bohs are going bust.

therecklessone

Not that long since this was done:

http://www.boards.ie/vbulletin/showthread.php?t=2055301805&highlight=chants

kronsington

"He's fat,
he's scouse,
he'll rob your ******* house


ROOOOONNNEYYYY!!! "

Idu

He's half a girl,
He's half a boy,
Torres, Torres.
He looks just like a transvestite,
Torres, Torres.
He wears a frock,
He loves the c*ck,
He sells his a*se on Albert Dock,
Fer-nan-do Torres,
Carraghers bit on the side

TripleAce

Inter merda ale' Inter merda ale' Inter merda ale' Inter merda ale' :cool:

Melion

Idu wrote: »

He's half a girl,
He's half a boy,
Torres, Torres.
He looks just like a transvestite,
Torres, Torres.
He wears a frock,
He loves the c*ck,
He sells his a*se on Albert Dock,
Fer-nan-do Torres,
Carraghers bit on the side

A mate of mine in Liverpool(a dirty bluenose) sent that to me the other day, its hilarious

dcr22B

"He's cracking up, he's cracking up, he's cracking......Rafa's cracking up" to the tune of The Lightning Seeds "Football's Coming Home"

event

couple of years ago, for the world cup 06, fans were chanting to get vassell in the squad.
cant remember if it was city or villa, but to teh tune of the Kaiser Chiefs 'I predict a riot'

"Sven should pick Darius, Sven should pick Darius"

i thought that was particularly funny

the one above about torres is clever too, too often a lot of chants are ****e lately

Dirk_Diggler

Idu wrote: »

He's half a girl,
He's half a boy,
Torres, Torres.
He looks just like a transvestite,
Torres, Torres.
He wears a frock,
He loves the c*ck,
He sells his a*se on Albert Dock,
Fer-nan-do Torres,
Carraghers bit on the side

All these chants are embarrassing but this is by far the worst.

Carroller16

Let's go F***** mental
We're goin continental

(when a team qualifies for Europe)

CHD

Andy Reid he plays left wing
he likes McDonalds and burger king
He goes to greggs and if its shut he waddles along to pizza hut! Na na na

Park, Park wherever you may be,
You eat dogs in your country,
Could be worse,
Could be scouse,
Eating rats in the council house...

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CHD wrote: »

Park, Park wherever you may be,
You eat dogs in your country,
Could be worse,
Could be scouse,
Eating rats in the council house...

my gf hates this chant

Carroller16

Des wrote: »

my gf hates this chant

LOVE THE PARK CHANT

NabyLadistheman

Kuyt Kuyt wherever you may be
You smoke pot in your own Country,
It could be worse
Ya could be a Manc

Askin yer sister for a w**k!

GuanYin

I'll re-open this and trust that the chants will stay in good humor. We have had these threads before and everything was fine.

If anyone uses this thread to troll or post anything abusive. They will get a 6 MONTH BAN straight away.

redout

Fair play Guan Yin as I was just about to report that last post. Totally despicable. 6 month ban deserves them right.

SectionF

I like this one... it kinda makes sense, when you think about it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDfnKzXzK7Q

Melion

SectionF wrote: »

I like this one... it kinda makes sense, when you think about it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDfnKzXzK7Q

Thats great

redout

SectionF wrote: »

I like this one... it kinda makes sense, when you think about it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDfnKzXzK7Q

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SectionF

Or, another from the collection (sung by Mancunians) ...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=05fno4frbF8

RichTea

SectionF wrote: »

I like this one... it kinda makes sense, when you think about it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDfnKzXzK7Q

:pac: Pretty good.

I'm a big fan of a lot of Roma's chants (biased). The pre-game anthem by Antonello Venditti - Roma, Roma, Roma is glorious.

Panthro

hes here
hes there
hes every fcuking where
hes joe cole..
hes joe cole..!!

CHD

papagormo wrote: »

hes here
hes there
hes every fcuking where
hes joe cole..
and he's in the way.....!

FYP

stovelid

papagormo wrote: »

he's here
he's there
he's shagging Dani Behr
Ryan Giggs

I think there was once a vintage united version of this (fixed above)....

Third_Echelon

The Torres one is funny

PHB

We've won it three times...

dfx-

stovelid wrote: »

Sung at Derry:

You'll never beat the Irish -

I'd also suggest "Gordon Brown's redandwhite army" when in Derry.

Paul Tergat

CHD wrote: »

Park, Park wherever you may be,
You eat dogs in your country,
Could be worse,
Could be scouse,
Eating rats in the council house...

This one is without a doubt my favourite. I have a tendency to sing it when i'm drunk (quite loudly too)

Bobalicious93

Nemanja, wooaaahhhoooooo,
Nemanja, wooaaahhhoooooo,
He comes from Serbia,
He'll f**king murder ya.

Viva Ronaldo,
Viva Ronaldo,
Viva Ronaldo,
Running down the wing,
Hear United sing,
Viva Ronaldo......

Viva John Terry,
Viva John Terry,
Viva John Terry,
Thought he won the cup,
But he f**ked it up,
Viva John Terry......

Going down, Going down,
Going down, Going down,
Going down, Going down,
Going down, Going down,
City's going down with a billion in the bank,
a billion in the bank,
a billion in the bank,
City's going down with a billion in the bank,
a billion in the bank,
a billion in the bank....
(to the tune of Yellow Submarine)

Gavin "shels"

A chant in good taste, that Barry Ryan himself had a giggle at last season in a friendly against us:

"20 smokes and a line of coke, Barry, Barry
20 smokes and a line of coke, Barry, Barry
Barry, Barry, Ryan"

I wonder repeat the other song that was sang at him, but it was classic but in bad taste.

Melion

PHB wrote: »

We've won it three times...

Wanna continue that one? Afraid to get reported?

Mushy

As my mate has just reminded me of(to the tune of Que Sera Sera):

When I was just a little boy
I asked my mother 'what shall I be?'
Should I be Chelsea or should I be Leeds?
Heres what she said to me
'Wash out your mouth son
and go get your fathers gun.
Shoot all the Chelsea scum
Cos Leeds are number 1!

---

Have to love it. Leeds fans...we are friendly really:D

Ardscoil Ris

He wears 21
Please don't go one-on-one
With Traore

Please don't look too surprised
When you're scythed from behind
By Traore

When the ball hits the sky
Or its cleared off the line
That's Traore

If you get round the back
And you're suddenly hacked
That's Traore

Yes his footwork is nice
Just like Bambi on ice
That's Traore

When he comes out to play
We all sit there and pray
For Traore

As the game goes along
He will do something wrong
That's Traore

Will he shoot, will he score
Or fall flat on the floor
Oh Traore

Through his gangly long legs,
Goes a few more nut megs
That's Traore

There's a guy at the back
Who keeps making me laugh
Named Traore

When a player goes down
You just know he's around
Thats Traore

But whatever you say
He kept Sheva at bay
That's Traore

In Istanbul he made sure
That we kept the 3-3 score
Thanks Traore

He's a European Champ
Unlike Terry or Lamps
That's Traore

Yes we give him abuse
When Rafa lets him loose
That's Traore

When he's out on the pitch
Fans shout "Raf, make a switch"
For Traore

When there's someone to blame
You all know who is named
That's Traore

Seems to get all the flak
When we're crap at the back
That's Traore

Some would say the flak's legit
Is it all? Most of it
That's Traore

But at the end of the day
We just love him that way
Our Traore

So long may he reign
Anfield just wont be the same
No Traore

Do we love him? You bet
And we'll never forget
Our Traore

Y2J_MUFC

Jip-jap Jaap Stam is a big dutchman,
get past him if you ****in' can,
try a trick, he'll make you look a prick,
Jip-jap, Jaap Stam

Diego, Ohhhh,
Diego, Ohhh,
He came from Uraguay,
He made the scousers cry,
Diego, Ohhhh

Oh Manchester, Manchester United,
A bunch of bouncing Busby Babes,
They deserved to be knighted,
If they're playing in your town,
Get yourself to that football ground,
Take a lesson and you will see,
Football taught by Matt Busby....

Viva Ronaldo is a class chant also, but its already been posted.

Artur Boruc's - The holy goalie is quite catchy too

The tune of Sheffield Wednesdays "At the lane, at the lane" is catchy as well, although the words are a bit abusive, but it really sticks in your head!

The chant I absolutely hate is: "your support is ****in' ****" - is there a game in England when this is not sung? Even if you are singing for 89 of the 90 mins, they'll pipe up with this during the one minute intermission... how original :rolleyes: A good come back would be, to replace "support" with "team"...

GuanYin

Thread closed before I need to ban anyone else.