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Mr Cowen

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  • 25-02-2009 4:53pm
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    CrazyRabbit
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    One day, Brian Cowen is being driven through the badlands of Kerry, when the driver swerves to avoid a pot hole and hits a pig on the side of the road, killing it.

    Brian suggests to the driver that he should go up to the farm house and apologise for the accident and offer to pay for the damages. An hour
    later, the driver returns, with all his clothes torn, holding a bottle of wine in one hand, a Cuban cigar in the other, and swaying left to right as he
    walked.

    Brian asks the driver what happened. "Well, the farmer gave me this
    bottle, his wife gave me this cigar, and his beautiful 19 year old daughter made passionate love to me!"

    "Bloody hell - what did you tell them?"
    "I just said 'Hi, I'm Brian Cowen's driver and I just killed the pig!'"


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    Pub
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    Brilliant!!!! :D


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    mikemac
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    quality! :D


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    chin_grin
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    Heard the exact same one with Posh Spice and it was a cow. But still, great joke!


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    dh0661
    Registered Users Posts: 2,630 ✭✭✭dh0661


    chin_grin wrote: »
    Heard the exact same one with Posh Spice and it was a cow. But still, great joke!

    Yea the posh spice version was on here a few weeks back but the cowman cowan version is much much better. ;)


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    biggles007
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    Very good indeed. Thanks


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    Tawfee
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    nice one crazyrabbit:)


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    #8
    Podge2k7
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    Great Stuff.!:D:D


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    cooperla
    Closed Accounts Posts: 155 ✭✭cooperla


    Yeah, enjoyed this one more than the posh one.

    Thanks


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    That_Guy
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    Quality.


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