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The Queen and Dolly

  • 25-02-2009 5:04pm
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    patmac
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    Queen Elizabeth II and Dolly Parton die on the same day and they both
    go before an Angel to find out if they'll be admitted to Heaven.

    Unfortunately, there's only one space left that day, so the Angel must
    decide which of them gets in.


    The Angel asks Dolly if there's some particular reason why she should
    go to Heaven .

    Dolly takes off her top and says, 'Look at these, they're the most
    perfect breasts God ever created, and I'm sure it will please God to
    be able to see them every day, for eternity.'

    The Angel thanks Dolly, and asks Her Majesty the same question.

    The Queen takes a bottle of Perrier out of her purse, shakes it up,
    and gargles. Then, she spits into a toilet and pulls the lever.

    The Angel says, 'OK, your Majesty, you may go in.'
    Dolly is outraged and asks, 'What was that all about? I show you two
    of God's own perfect creations and you turn me down. She spits into a
    commode and she gets in! Would you explain that to me?'

    'Sorry, Dolly,' says the Angel, 'but even in Heaven, a royal flush beats a pair - no matter how big they are.


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