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Webmonkey

Purple Lemons wrote: »

You know you want him! lol

Getting him drunk to get him to bed :P

Nah, Thai ladies for me all the way now

Purple Lemons

Bring back a wife?

Webmonkey

Purple Lemons wrote: »

Bring back a wife?

Maybe next time :pac:

Papa_Lazarou

Or maybe two?

Purple Lemons

Webmonkey wrote: »

Maybe next time :pac:

And a rich husband for meeee :cool:

Apart from the ****eness of being stuck in Munich, how are you?

Webmonkey

Papa_Lazarou wrote: »

Or maybe two?

One for you? :pac:

Purple Lemons wrote: »

And a rich husband for meeee :cool:

Apart from the ****eness of being stuck in Munich, how are you?

Ah I'm ok. I'm getting sick of travelling now. As soon as I get back next week, I'm off Munich again Week of may 02. Sucks

Papa_Lazarou

Webmonkey wrote: »

One for you? :pac:



Ah I'm ok. I'm getting sick of travelling now. As soon as I get back next week, I'm off Munich again Week of may 02. Sucks

Getting sick of travelling? Are you mad Nah it must be a right bitch alright. I remember being stuck in Cardiff airport fo 19 hours which was bad but cant imagine what having a delay of two/three days is like.

And no im fine. The locals will do just fine thank you

Purple Lemons

I'd say it's a bit of a C U Next Tuesday

Webmonkey

It wouldn't be nearly as bad only that Ive so much sh*t going on back in Ireland. I'm screwed to be honest!

zimovain

Hello people! Lazy day here, watching Jeremy Kyle...god I love days off:D

Papa_Lazarou

zimovain wrote: »

Hello people! Lazy day here, watching Jeremy Kyle...god I love days off:D

You should be ashamed of yourself!!

corkcomp

Purple Lemons wrote: »

I'd say it's a bit of a C U Next Tuesday

I thought it was Friday that we we're going bowling

Cork airport due to open to european flights at 1 a.m. I think?

local women are a safer option alright .. is everybody LISTENING;):pac:

Purple Lemons

Webmonkey wrote: »

It wouldn't be nearly as bad only that Ive so much sh*t going on back in Ireland. I'm screwed to be honest!

Awh you poor thing! *licks all better*

zimovain wrote: »

Hello people! Lazy day here, watching Jeremy Kyle...god I love days off:D

Jeremy Kyle is appalling

Papa_Lazarou

corkcomp wrote: »

Cork airport due to open to european flights at 1 a.m. I think?

If there is no where to fly from then there isn't much point though is there

Webmonkey

Papa_Lazarou wrote: »

If there is no where to fly from then there isn't much point though is there

Exactly haha

Purple Lemons

Sex talk is everywhere today, was talking to a friend and she informed me she had the best most mind blowing orgasm last night.

My tutor told me she was to tired for sex with her husband last night.

And a close friend, began discussing life as a 20 year old virgin.


SEX SEX FÚCKING SEX! :eek:

corkcomp

Purple Lemons wrote: »

Sex talk is everywhere today, was talking to a friend and she informed me she had the best most mind blowing orgasm last night.

My tutor told me she was to tired for sex with her husband last night.

And a close friend, began discussing life as a 20 year old virgin.


SEX SEX FÚCKING SEX! :eek:

LOL .. at least orgasm girl got lucky last night unlike the husband in story 2:D:p

Papa_Lazarou

Purple Lemons wrote: »

Sex talk is everywhere today, was talking to a friend and she informed me she had the best most mind blowing orgasm last night.

My tutor told me she was to tired for sex with her husband last night.

And a close friend, began discussing life as a 20 year old virgin.


SEX SEX FÚCKING SEX! :eek:

You know some very open people then.

Remember getting stuck in a pub with three female friends and for the whole night all they talked about was sex and what they did with their bf's etc etc. Easily one of the most awkward nights of my life. And as usual when i find myself in situations like that i drank like there was no tomorrow......

Purple Lemons

Orgasm girl had just gotten back with her boyfriend though, make up sex always kicks ass, apparently

Purple Lemons

Papa_Lazarou wrote: »

You know some very open people then.

Remember getting stuck in a pub with three female friends and for the whole night all they talked about was sex and what they did with their bf's etc etc. Easily one of the most awkward nights of my life. And as usual when i find myself in situations like that i drank like there was no tomorrow......

Why awkward, it's a natural thing you know :P

Papa_Lazarou

Purple Lemons wrote: »

Why awkward, it's a natural thing you know :P

Not the things they were talking about :pac:

Purple Lemons

Papa_Lazarou wrote: »

Not the things they were talking about :pac:

I want to know now!



Are most people comfortable with talking about things of a sexual nature?

Papa_Lazarou

Purple Lemons wrote: »

I want to know now!



Are most people comfortable with talking about things of a sexual nature?

I am in general but the fact that it was three girls that were talking about it it just felt a bit awkward..if one of the lads had been there it mightn't have been so bad.

Purple Lemons

They were making you pitch a tent hahahahahaha

corkcomp

talking about s/ex in general isnt a problem but there is a line there somewhere and it gets uncomfortable when that's crossed .. I remember a friends sister telling another (female) friend about her + bf's s/ex life and the girl she was telling nearly choked when strap on's came into the conversation.

Papa_Lazarou

Purple Lemons wrote: »

They were making you pitch a tent hahahahahaha

If i thought that it would have made it even 20 times worse

Purple Lemons

Sex is natural sex is good and sex is...

Mom! WTF is happening to my penis?

It's leakingggggggg

corkcomp

remember that line Purple Lemons?:( well ya havnt crossed it yet so keep going lol :pac:

Purple Lemons

Tbh, i find sex fascinating, I don't know why.

The thought of two people bumping uglies until they climax

H3llR4iser

Papa_Lazarou wrote: »

You know some very open people then.

Remember getting stuck in a pub with three female friends and for the whole night all they talked about was sex and what they did with their bf's etc etc. Easily one of the most awkward nights of my life. And as usual when i find myself in situations like that i drank like there was no tomorrow......

Nah, it ain't awkward...can be funny as a matter of fact, gives an insight about how "the other side" sees things. And huh, helps us guys feel a bit less like dirty perverts...well, a not "alone" at least

Papa_Lazarou

H3llR4iser wrote: »

Nah, it ain't awkward...can be funny as a matter of fact, gives an insight about how "the other side" sees things. And huh, helps us guys feel a bit less like dirty perverts...well, a not "alone" at least

It was awkward but still funny as hell.

JohnMearsheimer

Papa_Lazarou wrote: »

You know some very open people then.

Remember getting stuck in a pub with three female friends and for the whole night all they talked about was sex and what they did with their bf's etc etc. Easily one of the most awkward nights of my life. And as usual when i find myself in situations like that i drank like there was no tomorrow......

Something similar happened to me too....up til then I thought only lads talked like that!

Purple Lemons

I think women talk about sex a lot more than guys, maybe it's just because we talk a lot more in general?

Papa_Lazarou

Purple Lemons wrote: »

I think women talk about sex a lot more than guys, maybe it's just because we talk a lot more in general?

Yeah thats true...probably just gets blotted out by the rest of words ye speak

Purple Lemons

That was uncalled for

H3llR4iser

I think women talk about sex a lot more than guys, maybe it's just because we talk a lot more in general?

Lol, this is quite funny, especially the last period about the "we talk a lot more in general"

Dunno Lemons, perhaps it's that we don't really like to share too much intimate details with other guys - luckily, we are essentially kind of gross

Also, we can't really talk frankly about sex: as an example, the numbers always need to be scaled down considerably: A guy saying "I had X women" really means "I had X/4 women"

Papa_Lazarou

Purple Lemons wrote: »

That was uncalled for

*Edited--happy now?

Purple Lemons

Everyone lies about sex.

Like the girl in my local who i won't name, 18 years of age and claims she's had 6 sexual partners. She's really had 18.

Purple Lemons

Papa_Lazarou wrote: »

*Edited--happy now?

Ecstatic darling

contenttypes

corkcomp wrote: »

local women are a safer option alright .. is everybody LISTENING;):pac:

explain?!!!......lol

Purple Lemons

imageworks wrote: »

explain?!!!......lol

I think he's referring to the ladyboys in Thailand, could be wrong though :pac:

contenttypes

Purple Lemons wrote: »

I think he's referring to the ladyboys in Thailand, could be wrong though :pac:

ya i still wana know what i'm a safe bet for tho!! lol!

Purple Lemons

imageworks wrote: »

ya i still wana know what i'm a safe bet for tho!! lol!

Erm for not having a penis hun

corkcomp

Purple Lemons wrote: »

Erm for not having a penis hun

Once again well said haha :-)

contenttypes

Purple Lemons wrote: »

Erm for not having a penis hun

you know what they say about the word 'assume' ......

Purple Lemons

imageworks wrote: »

you know what they say about the word 'assume' ......

Yes I know what they say about that word.

I don't think i get where this is going though haha

contenttypes

Purple Lemons wrote: »

Yes I know what they say about that word.

I don't think i get where this is going though haha

sayin he shudnt assume the local women r safer.... i've seen some scary sights in cork..altho that mite be the hallucinations from the amount id drank....

Purple Lemons

Yeah happened to me last week in town was quite embarrassing, my dress rode up a wee bit and my penis was exposed to the whol of patrick street, oh the shame! :D

contenttypes

Purple Lemons wrote: »

Yeah happened to me last week in town was quite embarrassing, my dress rode up a wee bit and my penis was exposed to the whol of patrick street, oh the shame! :D

thats 2 f us....hate it when that happens....

now....does he still tink we'r a safe bet?! lol!;)

corkcomp

Ok, that line is fast approaching now eeekkkk